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The Iowa Democratic Party (IDP) still has not reported official vote totals in the critical Iowa caucuses as of early Tuesday morning, in a largely unexplained and unprecedented delay that has raised questions about the legitimacy of the contest -- and campaign officials are livid, Fox News has learned.

The Trump campaign, meanwhile, openly suggested that the delay meant that the caucuses were being "rigged," and that the embarrassing night proved that the Democratic Party can't be trusted to run Americans' health care and implement sweeping new government programs. Even if a winner is ultimately announced, the chaos and confusion has seemingly erased any hope for the major momentum boost that would normally result.

"We found inconsistencies in the reporting of three sets of results," the IDP said in a statement at 11:30 p.m. ET. "In addition to the tech systems being used to tabulate results, we are also using photos of results and a paper trail to validate that all results match and ensure that we have confidence and accuracy in the numbers we report. This is simply a reporting issue. The app did not go down and this is not a hack or an intrusion. The underlying data and paper trail is sound and will simply take time to further report the results."

Fox News is told that during a call with the campaigns, an IDP representative said the party would be "getting photos of the paper results sent over," but didn't answer any questions and then hung up on all the campaigns, even as frustrated staffers pushed for answers. A campaign staffer told Fox News the brief call was "crazy." A second campaign official told Fox News, “Yes, they did hang up.”

The Biden campaign then wrote to the IDP, complaining about the "considerable flaws" in the caucus reporting process.

"The app that was intended to relay Caucus results to the Party failed; the Party’s back-up telephonic reporting system likewise has failed," the campaign wrote in a letter. "Now, we understand that Caucus Chairs are attempting to — and, in many cases, failing to — report results telephonically to the Party. These acute failures are occurring statewide. We appreciate that you plan to brief the campaigns momentarily on these issues, and we plan to participate. However, we believe that the campaigns deserve full explanations and relevant information regarding the methods of quality control you are employing, and an opportunity to respond, before any official results are released."

About an hour earlier, IDP spokesperson Mandy McClure said in a statement, "The integrity of the results is paramount. We have experienced a delay in the results due to quality checks and the fact that the IDP is reporting out three data sets for the first time. What we know right now is that around 25% of precincts have reported, and early data indicates turnout is on pace for 2016."

Turnout in the 2016 Democratic caucuses in Iowa was 171,109. That was far below the nearly 240,000 that took part in the 2008 Democratic caucuses, when then-Sen. Barack Obama won the contest.

"With every passing minute that there is a delay, we worry that the process will lose credibility," a top Elizabeth Warren aide told CNN.

In a surreal moment shortly before Minnesota Sen. Amy Klobuchar took the stage to thank her supporters -- even as no voting results were available -- a precinct chief was being interviewed on CNN while he was on hold for more than an hour with the IDP to report results. The IDP then hung up on the precinct chief live on-air after he was too slow to respond once they took him off hold.

At least four precincts had to resolve ties in their vote results by flipping a coin during the evening, Fox News has learned.

Speaking at 11:30 p.m. ET, former Vice President Joe Biden said he felt good about the caucus, then remarked, "It's on to New Hampshire! ... We're in this for the long haul."

Taking the microphone ten minutes later, Sanders said that when the results were in, he had a "good feeling we're going to be doing very very well here in Iowa."

For the first time ever, the IDP has previously said it will report three sets of results at the end of the state’s first-in-the-nation caucuses: a tally of caucus-goers’ initial candidate preference; vote totals from the “final alignment” after supporters of lower-ranking candidates were able to make a second choice, and the total number of State Delegate Equivalents each candidate receives. There is no guarantee that all three will show the same winner.

Earlier in the evening, an IDP official told Fox News the party was doing “quality control checks, making sure the numbers are accurate,” adding that “people are still caucusing; we are working to report results soon.”
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tl;dr: Results from the Democratic Iowa Caucus are late coming in, DNC is blaming an app and claiming they are currently doing "quality control."
 
You're pretty much not allowed to even mildly shit on Trump on A&H, you know that! If you do at least five posters will jump down your throat with expert precision. The only approved anti-Trump opinion is "Well I don't like the guy, but ya gotta hand it to him blah blah blah Democrats something media something 4D chess".

Eh, I've come to live with your anti-Trump viewpoint. It's better to hear you out and listen to issues you're seeing than bury my head in the sand. Besides, it does take some guts to keep sticking around in an area that doesn't agree with your viewpoint and I respect you for that.

Can somebody elobrate how this Iowa caucus came to be and why? Why doesn't the DNC want Bernie to win? He's part of your party; all this infighting is just going to give Trump the win. At this point, I don't blame people for reelecting Trump 2020. This is ridiculously asinine. Proof that these elections are rigged.


I hope your family dies because of politics. Calm down, man.

The DNC would rather have Trump win and retain the ability to play kingmaker for their party in future elections than let Bernie have any ability to dictate policy or even destroy the superdelegate system in the DNC.
 
You're pretty much not allowed to even mildly shit on Trump on A&H, you know that! If you do at least five posters will jump down your throat with expert precision. The only approved anti-Trump opinion is "Well I don't like the guy, but ya gotta hand it to him blah blah blah Democrats something media something 4D chess".
The problem is you guys don't know how to give mild or grounded criticism

hmmm it's about as grounded and critical as I see when it comes to Bernie or any other progressive politician.
Sorry I made fun of daddy Trump
Just because you're a Bernie Bro who is easily hoodwinked by "muh healthcare reform", and who cries every time someone brings up the time Bernie cucked towards Hillary and the DNC, doesn't mean that your hysterical howling against Trump is somehow acceptable, or has parity with bringing up Bernie's observed cuckery as an argument.
 
Allegedly many of the paper results were destroyed *for some reason* last night and so with the app being totally fucked, they only have a partial record of the results now and they don't know what to do lol

Allegedly, just seeing this allegation float around on Twatter and elsewhere
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Oh no that sucks, better throw all the delegates at Buttegg now. Kek, this is Latin America-tier.

You forgot "Trump is a Zionist shill for kikes to fool whites."
Hmmm... sometimes? I feel like that depends on who is in the thread and how hard someone spergs about it; If they sperg too hard the threads tend to turn against them.
 
my bernie bro friend sent me this.

dont know if its true.

He's pretty livid rn
 

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Allegedly many of the paper results were destroyed *for some reason* last night and so with the app being totally fucked, they only have a partial record of the results now and they don't know what to do lol

Allegedly, just seeing this allegation float around on Twatter and elsewhere
They're freaking out because the results show Jeb! getting 106.7% of the caucuses.
 
The USA just has to accept in harsh terms that Trump will be the most punk rock president we ever will have and the dream of a Jewish grandpa making sweeping radical changes wont happen.

Even if the DNC became uncorrupted and Bernie won it all, he would just ruin the economy in the most boring way imaginable while sweating nervously when black community leaders complain about Mexicans taking all the jobs.
 
In 2016 he capitalized on a voting bloc the Dems obviously never saw coming. A bloc that had no interest in Hillary.
I assume the bloc was young, millennial voters because of "free college". I felt short changed that Bernie wasn't able to be the Democrat finalist against Trump. Even more so, that he ran with Hillary and she cast her aside after 2016. They cheated him out of a chance for the presidency.

Based on principle alone, if Biden gets the final DNC vote, I wouldn't blame anybody voting against DNC. They're shooting themselves in the foot; they need to learn the hard way this is their strategy is only pushing potential voters away from them.
Eh, I've come to live with your anti-Trump viewpoint. It's better to hear you out and listen to issues you're seeing than bury my head in the sand. Besides, it does take some guts to keep sticking around in an area that doesn't agree with your viewpoint and I respect you for that.



The DNC would rather have Trump win and retain the ability to play kingmaker for their party in future elections than let Bernie have any ability to dictate policy or even destroy the superdelegate system in the DNC.
So they can keep talking bad about the man for clicks?
 
Anyone else actually glad this happened? This is a. inadvertent acceleration and b. way more entertaining and worth it in the long run.
 
Does anyone miss the irony of americans laughing at other americans about how rigged their own politics are?
Say what you like about the omniboomers of the republican establishment, but when their preferred candidates got humiliated by a living fucking meme candidate at the polls, they atleast had the good judgement and basic decency to go "Meh, Lets roll with it..." instead of spending years pissing directly in the faces of their own damn voters with blatant rig attempts and farcically unsubtle spooknigger fuckery like this
 
In light of these recent events, I wanna ask people here something: if the Democratic party does collapse after this nonsense, what do you think will rise in its place? Will it go more moderate, or will it swing full left?
 
In light of these recent events, I wanna ask people here something: if the Democratic party does collapse after this nonsense, what do you think will rise in its place? Will it go more moderate, or will it swing full left?
It will go more moderate, hopefully. The "full left" ones will try a third party (which won't be successful).
 
In light of these recent events, I wanna ask people here something: if the Democratic party does collapse after this nonsense, what do you think will rise in its place? Will it go more moderate, or will it swing full left?
It won't. The fact of the matter is the black and brown people that make up most of the actual voting base of the Democratic party don't care about your progressive politics ,or your college socialist idealism. The fact of the matter is they already have access to all kinds of welfare and benefits, so they will keep voting for establishment dems. Why fuck up a good thing so crackers can get free college? Most minorities get scholarships easily, so its almost a non issue for most aspirant minorities.

That is what Bernie really represents, welfare for middle class white people. Almost all his core issues amount to give me dats for whites. But guess what whitey, black and brown people already know how to game the system, be it being a welfare deadbeat or a successful business person. And you're going to keep coming back. Go ahead, try joining the DSA, an incompetent LARP organization of spergs who can barely hold a successful convention. Good lucking campaigning for the DSA and getting anyone but college kids and white urbanite liberals to even consider voting for you. All those people of color you want to protect and fight for, thinking you are giving them the world and fighting for their justice? They don't care about you. They got theirs, why fuck up a good thing.

Bernie, like his supporters, at their core are cucks. No matter how often they get cheated on, they come crawling back saying its really all their fault, saying they will go to couples therapy. Its more pathetic than the proverbial cuckold who gets off to black men railing his wife and uploading clips of it to Pornhub. Berniebros are like the guy who's girl pressures him into Polyamory, and thinks he is going to be a good prog and get side pussy, only to be left at home weekends while his GF is getting railed by her BF, posting on /r/polyamory and venting at how fustrated he is with how its going. But he isn't going to leave or make a change, because at his core he is a coward too afraid to lose what he has for a sense of self respect.

You will crawl back with establishment dems, falling for all the same stupid rhetoric and sloganeering about RAYCISM! and SOYSHAL JUSTICE! and KOCH BROS! and forget all about Iowa. The black and browns will stick with the political machines run by millionaires and billionaires that get them benefits and protections, and you will be there to go door to door to get signatures.
 
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In light of these recent events, I wanna ask people here something: if the Democratic party does collapse after this nonsense, what do you think will rise in its place? Will it go more moderate, or will it swing full left?
I think it would immediately splinter between the Establishment and the Social Democrat/further left groups. In the short term this would be a massive boon to Republicans; However in the long run I think the Establishment Democrats are screwed because they don't seem to have any heirs, their voterbase seems to be Gen X and Older (and lot of the Boomers went Trump out of desperation last election), while the left faction has the advantage of both the youth and immigrants. So in the long term I think the radicals will win out and the Republicans will be the main party until they either fuck up so hard that is no longer the case (Not impossible, just put up a neoconservative who ignores all the issues Trump ran on in 2024 while claiming Trump's legacy) or the economy crashes.
 
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