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The Iowa Democratic Party (IDP) still has not reported official vote totals in the critical Iowa caucuses as of early Tuesday morning, in a largely unexplained and unprecedented delay that has raised questions about the legitimacy of the contest -- and campaign officials are livid, Fox News has learned.

The Trump campaign, meanwhile, openly suggested that the delay meant that the caucuses were being "rigged," and that the embarrassing night proved that the Democratic Party can't be trusted to run Americans' health care and implement sweeping new government programs. Even if a winner is ultimately announced, the chaos and confusion has seemingly erased any hope for the major momentum boost that would normally result.

"We found inconsistencies in the reporting of three sets of results," the IDP said in a statement at 11:30 p.m. ET. "In addition to the tech systems being used to tabulate results, we are also using photos of results and a paper trail to validate that all results match and ensure that we have confidence and accuracy in the numbers we report. This is simply a reporting issue. The app did not go down and this is not a hack or an intrusion. The underlying data and paper trail is sound and will simply take time to further report the results."

Fox News is told that during a call with the campaigns, an IDP representative said the party would be "getting photos of the paper results sent over," but didn't answer any questions and then hung up on all the campaigns, even as frustrated staffers pushed for answers. A campaign staffer told Fox News the brief call was "crazy." A second campaign official told Fox News, “Yes, they did hang up.”

The Biden campaign then wrote to the IDP, complaining about the "considerable flaws" in the caucus reporting process.

"The app that was intended to relay Caucus results to the Party failed; the Party’s back-up telephonic reporting system likewise has failed," the campaign wrote in a letter. "Now, we understand that Caucus Chairs are attempting to — and, in many cases, failing to — report results telephonically to the Party. These acute failures are occurring statewide. We appreciate that you plan to brief the campaigns momentarily on these issues, and we plan to participate. However, we believe that the campaigns deserve full explanations and relevant information regarding the methods of quality control you are employing, and an opportunity to respond, before any official results are released."

About an hour earlier, IDP spokesperson Mandy McClure said in a statement, "The integrity of the results is paramount. We have experienced a delay in the results due to quality checks and the fact that the IDP is reporting out three data sets for the first time. What we know right now is that around 25% of precincts have reported, and early data indicates turnout is on pace for 2016."

Turnout in the 2016 Democratic caucuses in Iowa was 171,109. That was far below the nearly 240,000 that took part in the 2008 Democratic caucuses, when then-Sen. Barack Obama won the contest.

"With every passing minute that there is a delay, we worry that the process will lose credibility," a top Elizabeth Warren aide told CNN.

In a surreal moment shortly before Minnesota Sen. Amy Klobuchar took the stage to thank her supporters -- even as no voting results were available -- a precinct chief was being interviewed on CNN while he was on hold for more than an hour with the IDP to report results. The IDP then hung up on the precinct chief live on-air after he was too slow to respond once they took him off hold.

At least four precincts had to resolve ties in their vote results by flipping a coin during the evening, Fox News has learned.

Speaking at 11:30 p.m. ET, former Vice President Joe Biden said he felt good about the caucus, then remarked, "It's on to New Hampshire! ... We're in this for the long haul."

Taking the microphone ten minutes later, Sanders said that when the results were in, he had a "good feeling we're going to be doing very very well here in Iowa."

For the first time ever, the IDP has previously said it will report three sets of results at the end of the state’s first-in-the-nation caucuses: a tally of caucus-goers’ initial candidate preference; vote totals from the “final alignment” after supporters of lower-ranking candidates were able to make a second choice, and the total number of State Delegate Equivalents each candidate receives. There is no guarantee that all three will show the same winner.

Earlier in the evening, an IDP official told Fox News the party was doing “quality control checks, making sure the numbers are accurate,” adding that “people are still caucusing; we are working to report results soon.”
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tl;dr: Results from the Democratic Iowa Caucus are late coming in, DNC is blaming an app and claiming they are currently doing "quality control."
 
Oh Democratic Party, never change. Your last presidential primary was such a disaster your leader had to resign and only wasn't a controversy due to tryrannical levels of media bias, and you open you're next primary with this.
 
The results are in, Bernie and Biden have been Klobbered

Hop aboard the Klobmentum Train.
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CIA computers probably run relatively bug-free Windows 8 like the rest of the fed gov’t and get responsive tech support. Nefarious intent aside, the “young” and “modern” democratic party being less able to use technology efficiently than federal bureaucrats is pretty hilarious
All the young people are working for Bernie, which is why their app actually functioned.
 
Pete Buttigeg is just as much of an existential threat as Trump maybe worse. Trump is an empty headed narcissistic windbag that has no convictions or beliefs beyond whatever cretinous loser happens to be whispering in his ear. While Pete maintains his phony professional veneer, underneath is stone-cold sociopathic maniac rage, and he has calculated his entire life since childhood into achieving power. Pete wants power because he's a pathetic little worm that wants to make other suffer, Trump is just a moron that ran because people said he couldn't.


Your TDS is showing.
 
Nah, they will try a three pronged attack

First have interns and staffers do as you say and get his blood pressure up during work hours

Then on the way home they will deploy all the feds and informants they have in all the piddling neo nazi groups accross the nation to march outside his house every moment he is there while loudly playing the Horst Wessel Lied and other nazi songs at max volume, with the cops strangely incapable of having them stop

Finally, as he miserably staggers towards his bedroom, he turns on the light and sees Hillary Clinton splayed out on his bed, completely fucking naked, legs spread unnaturally wide thanks to a swift hip operation, dessicated yet lumpy breasts oozing like moldy pudding over her distended gut, her glistening, bengay slicked lunchmeat lookin vaginal folds sagging to her thighs, and the unmistakable sight and stench of a full depends poking up from beneath her cauliflower cheese ass....

If he somehow doesnt have a fear induced heart attck by then, Elizabeth Warren will jump out his closet and stab him in the throat with an icepick, then her and Buttigreg and Kamala Harris will throw the body down the nearest well
I think that gave me a heart attack
 
You have got to be shitting me...

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Imagine seeing rigging this obvious and still thinking that Democrats are the most viable choice this election.

How is he wrong about Pete? The guy gives me major Macron vibes. You can't seriously be this mad just because he insulted Trump, can you?
I'm not mad about the Trump insults, and I don't disagree about Pete, I'm annoyed by the blatantly seething nature of zaps's post.
 
If anyone but bernie wins the Iowa caucus I will give orange man a vote unconditionally. DNC already fucked me once with Tulsi and I wont be fucked with again.
 
How is he wrong about Pete? The guy gives me major Macron vibes. You can't seriously be this mad just because he insulted Trump, can you?
You're pretty much not allowed to even mildly shit on Trump on A&H, you know that! If you do at least five posters will jump down your throat with expert precision. The only approved anti-Trump opinion is "Well I don't like the guy, but ya gotta hand it to him blah blah blah Democrats something media something 4D chess".
 
Can somebody elobrate how this Iowa caucus came to be and why? Why doesn't the DNC want Bernie to win? He's part of your party; all this infighting is just going to give Trump the win. At this point, I don't blame people for reelecting Trump 2020. This is ridiculously asinine. Proof that these elections are rigged.
 
Every account on here that was suggesting the future of the DNC was for the old guard to push out the "radical" young fringe now personally owes me a handjob.

If this keeps up the Democratic party will totally collapse, and I couldn't be more ready for it.

I can't wait either, because I'm looking forward to you finding out that the rest of the commies are even more exceptional than you are.
 
Pete Buttigeg is just as much of an existential threat as Trump maybe worse. Trump is an empty headed narcissistic windbag that has no convictions or beliefs beyond whatever cretinous loser happens to be whispering in his ear. While Pete maintains his phony professional veneer, underneath is stone-cold sociopathic maniac rage, and he has calculated his entire life since childhood into achieving power. Pete wants power because he's a pathetic little worm that wants to make other suffer, Trump is just a moron that ran because people said he couldn't.

Disagree about Trump but Pete Buttfag is a sack of shit who would make our lives much worse by miring us in more neoliberal globalist bullshit. Don't let cold war hysteria over "socialism" fool you, the moderate reasonable centrists are among the worst of the bunch.
 
I dont buy this "app issue" bullshit. The official internal data is available to candidates. From what I've seen, Bernie and Bootyjudge came out on top. The DNC wanted Biden. So this is just the DNC doing what they do best, impeding democracy.
 
Allegedly many of the paper results were destroyed *for some reason* last night and so with the app being totally fucked, they only have a partial record of the results now and they don't know what to do lol

Allegedly, just seeing this allegation float around on Twatter and elsewhere
 
Can somebody elobrate how this Iowa caucus came to be and why? Why doesn't the DNC want Bernie to win? He's part of your party; all this infighting is just going to give Trump the win. At this point, I don't blame people for reelecting Trump 2020. This is ridiculously asinine. Proof that these elections are rigged.

Bernie always ran as "independent". In 2016 he capitalized on a voting bloc the Dems obviously never saw coming. A bloc that had no interest in Hillary. They laughed him off at first, but once it became apparent that he was a real threat to her success, they started all manner of fuckery to insure that he never be elected. Bernie held out until the Dem national convention where he bent the knee to HRC and the DNC, much to the chagrin of his supporters. The DNC changed the rules this go-round requiring that anyone running as a Dem had to register as one. The Dems are currently suffering a profound multiple-angled schism in their party. Hard Left, centrist, full on socialist. The Dem establishment has no interest in an admitted socialist representing their party. The harder left has no interest in continuing to support the Dem establishment. This disunity has been perfectly exemplified in this Iowa Caucus. Add to that the fact that DNC is in debt to the tune of $6 million, which could account for the obvious incompetence being exhibited right now, and you have a recipe for total disaster.
 
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