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The Iowa Democratic Party (IDP) still has not reported official vote totals in the critical Iowa caucuses as of early Tuesday morning, in a largely unexplained and unprecedented delay that has raised questions about the legitimacy of the contest -- and campaign officials are livid, Fox News has learned.

The Trump campaign, meanwhile, openly suggested that the delay meant that the caucuses were being "rigged," and that the embarrassing night proved that the Democratic Party can't be trusted to run Americans' health care and implement sweeping new government programs. Even if a winner is ultimately announced, the chaos and confusion has seemingly erased any hope for the major momentum boost that would normally result.

"We found inconsistencies in the reporting of three sets of results," the IDP said in a statement at 11:30 p.m. ET. "In addition to the tech systems being used to tabulate results, we are also using photos of results and a paper trail to validate that all results match and ensure that we have confidence and accuracy in the numbers we report. This is simply a reporting issue. The app did not go down and this is not a hack or an intrusion. The underlying data and paper trail is sound and will simply take time to further report the results."

Fox News is told that during a call with the campaigns, an IDP representative said the party would be "getting photos of the paper results sent over," but didn't answer any questions and then hung up on all the campaigns, even as frustrated staffers pushed for answers. A campaign staffer told Fox News the brief call was "crazy." A second campaign official told Fox News, “Yes, they did hang up.”

The Biden campaign then wrote to the IDP, complaining about the "considerable flaws" in the caucus reporting process.

"The app that was intended to relay Caucus results to the Party failed; the Party’s back-up telephonic reporting system likewise has failed," the campaign wrote in a letter. "Now, we understand that Caucus Chairs are attempting to — and, in many cases, failing to — report results telephonically to the Party. These acute failures are occurring statewide. We appreciate that you plan to brief the campaigns momentarily on these issues, and we plan to participate. However, we believe that the campaigns deserve full explanations and relevant information regarding the methods of quality control you are employing, and an opportunity to respond, before any official results are released."

About an hour earlier, IDP spokesperson Mandy McClure said in a statement, "The integrity of the results is paramount. We have experienced a delay in the results due to quality checks and the fact that the IDP is reporting out three data sets for the first time. What we know right now is that around 25% of precincts have reported, and early data indicates turnout is on pace for 2016."

Turnout in the 2016 Democratic caucuses in Iowa was 171,109. That was far below the nearly 240,000 that took part in the 2008 Democratic caucuses, when then-Sen. Barack Obama won the contest.

"With every passing minute that there is a delay, we worry that the process will lose credibility," a top Elizabeth Warren aide told CNN.

In a surreal moment shortly before Minnesota Sen. Amy Klobuchar took the stage to thank her supporters -- even as no voting results were available -- a precinct chief was being interviewed on CNN while he was on hold for more than an hour with the IDP to report results. The IDP then hung up on the precinct chief live on-air after he was too slow to respond once they took him off hold.

At least four precincts had to resolve ties in their vote results by flipping a coin during the evening, Fox News has learned.

Speaking at 11:30 p.m. ET, former Vice President Joe Biden said he felt good about the caucus, then remarked, "It's on to New Hampshire! ... We're in this for the long haul."

Taking the microphone ten minutes later, Sanders said that when the results were in, he had a "good feeling we're going to be doing very very well here in Iowa."

For the first time ever, the IDP has previously said it will report three sets of results at the end of the state’s first-in-the-nation caucuses: a tally of caucus-goers’ initial candidate preference; vote totals from the “final alignment” after supporters of lower-ranking candidates were able to make a second choice, and the total number of State Delegate Equivalents each candidate receives. There is no guarantee that all three will show the same winner.

Earlier in the evening, an IDP official told Fox News the party was doing “quality control checks, making sure the numbers are accurate,” adding that “people are still caucusing; we are working to report results soon.”
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tl;dr: Results from the Democratic Iowa Caucus are late coming in, DNC is blaming an app and claiming they are currently doing "quality control."
 
American election is the best.

Next thing you know Bernie is gonna get a heartattack and suicide by two bullets to the back of his head.
Theres a very real possibility that Bernie dies at some point before the election just because he's old and has a bad heart. The conspiracy theories will be the best shit ever.

Wonder if the DNC is going yi have random staffers sneak up on Bernie and yell "SENATOR SANDERS DO YOU NEED A GLASS OF WATER?!?"
 
Seems like this would have been a great use for twitter. Each district tweets out their results from a previously setup account, maybe gives a live feed of the meeting or something.
But yeah this is beyond hilarious that they can't just have people report up the food chain like any normal group and then dick over Bernie at that level. Like holy shit what the hell is wrong with the dems. At this point even the dead are going to end up voting GOP.
 
I try to be apolitical as possible, but this screams the old guard desperately trying to staying power. Trump was their first warning sign that neoliberalism was on its way out. They thought if the media and impeachment attacks would guarantee that the next guy would result in another neoliberal president. Then they saw Bernie rising and have been going after him like crazy, and now this shit. Neolibs are terrified of populism, doesn't matter which side is promising it. They know their end is near.

 
I like to think Big Nigga Drumpf is sitting in the Oval Office with a large platter of Big Macs and a giant sippy cup of iced Diet Coke by his side, vigorously scrolling through news and twitter and youtube and watching every angle of this unfurl as he tries to comprehend how in the fuck his enemies can be this fucking retarded

And Trump prayed "Almighty God make my enemies ridiculous" and God made it so.
 
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Every account on here that was suggesting the future of the DNC was for the old guard to push out the "radical" young fringe now personally owes me a handjob.

If this keeps up the Democratic party will totally collapse, and I couldn't be more ready for it.
 
Theres a very real possibility that Bernie dies at some point before the election just because he's old and has a bad heart. The conspiracy theories will be the best shit ever.

Wonder if the DNC is going yi have random staffers sneak up on Bernie and yell "SENATOR SANDERS DO YOU NEED A GLASS OF WATER?‽"
Nah, they will try a three pronged attack

First have interns and staffers do as you say and get his blood pressure up during work hours

Then on the way home they will deploy all the feds and informants they have in all the piddling neo nazi groups accross the nation to march outside his house every moment he is there while loudly playing the Horst Wessel Lied and other nazi songs at max volume, with the cops strangely incapable of having them stop

Finally, as he miserably staggers towards his bedroom, he turns on the light and sees Hillary Clinton splayed out on his bed, completely fucking naked, legs spread unnaturally wide thanks to a swift hip operation, dessicated yet lumpy breasts oozing like moldy pudding over her distended gut, her glistening, bengay slicked lunchmeat lookin vaginal folds sagging to her thighs, and the unmistakable sight and stench of a full depends poking up from beneath her cauliflower cheese ass....

If he somehow doesnt have a fear induced heart attck by then, Elizabeth Warren will jump out his closet and stab him in the throat with an icepick, then her and Buttigreg and Kamala Harris will throw the body down the nearest well
 
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I'm confused about this Pete guy.
When reading his last name, it reads "Butt e gig"
When listening, it's "Booty Judge"
Edit: With that last name, I'm sure he had a bad childhood
It's a Maltese last name and quite common there. Apparently he himself is pronouncing it weird. The few Maltese people I know say it as Boot-e-jiej, depending on how thick the accent is.

There is a video where even the Maltese vary how it's pronounced, depending on how thick the accent is. It's one of the reasons he will not win. No one in the country he is campaigning in knows how to pronounce his name. I think his pronunciation is intentional so he doesn't sound as foreign as he actually his. Out of all the common Maltese surnames, he didn't get one like Borg, Camilleri, Zammit or Muscat (all pronounced as you see them), he had to get one that no one can pronounce.
 
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Every account on here that was suggesting the future of the DNC was for the old guard to push out the "radical" young fringe now personally owes me a handjob.

If this keeps up the Democratic party will totally collapse, and I couldn't be more ready for it.

To be fair, that was the future for them.

Then the DNC was inept beyond belief.
 
You know what the realistic Trump Chad move is for tonight?

Mentions the mess of Iowa, and states that as a result he's directing the FEC and DHS to do a deep, immediate mandatory review of any tech-based voting system that hasn't already been examined by both, as well as any system of voter verification that isn't in-person voting with an ID. The latter could be delivered with that emphasis voice he does, and the salt would be miles deep.
 
Honestly at this point JEB! probably has a bigger chance of taking down Trump if this level of competence is what the DNC is putting as their best foot forward.
The amount of sour grapes from all Democrats no matter who wins insures at least 1/4th of their base will stay home from their already diminished turnout from 2016
 
Actual Iowa Caucusgoer here. The whole process was a clusterfuck. I started out as YangGang. He didn't get enough votes (at least 15%) to get to Round 2. The only candidates that made it to Round 2 were Bernie, Warren, and Buttigieg. I ended up going with Bernie. Not a huge fan of the guy, but he was the one I liked the most of the remaining three and fuck the DNC. From what I could tell, the final tally was Bernie > Buttigieg > Warren. Tbh, I expected more of a blowout for Bernie than there was. The precinct represented the downtown of my area and a notoriously lefty college. I did see one hammer-and-sickle there.

The person running the show was spectacularly incompetent. No one could hear what she was saying, she constantly had to take back instructions she had given earlier, and the process was much longer than it should have been. At one point, the Precinct Captain for Biden exploded at her because she falsely gave the impression that they didn't have a chance to become viable for Round 2 even though they weren't for Round 1. The whole event made me very uncomfortable so I GTFO as fast as I could as I was starting to feel ill. Honestly, I don't doubt sheer incompetence is playing a role throughout this in addition to the obvious rigging. The whole caucus process is pretty stupid; I do understand the point but a simple ballot measure would be SO much better. There's pretty huge room for error.
 
Actual Iowa Caucusgoer here. The whole process was a clusterfuck. I started out as YangGang. He didn't get enough votes (at least 15%) to get to Round 2. The only candidates that made it to Round 2 were Bernie, Warren, and Buttigieg. I ended up going with Bernie. Not a huge fan of the guy, but he was the one I liked the most of the remaining three and fuck the DNC. From what I could tell, the final tally was Bernie > Buttigieg > Warren. Tbh, I expected more of a blowout for Bernie than there was. The precinct represented the downtown of my area and a notoriously lefty college. I did see one hammer-and-sickle there.

The person running the show was spectacularly incompetent. No one could hear what she was saying, she constantly had to take back instructions she had given earlier, and the process was much longer than it should have been. At one point, the Precinct Captain for Biden exploded at her because she falsely gave the impression that they didn't have a chance to become viable for Round 2 even though they weren't for Round 1. The whole event made me very uncomfortable so I GTFO as fast as I could as I was starting to feel ill. Honestly, I don't doubt sheer incompetence is playing a role throughout this in addition to the obvious rigging. The whole caucus process is pretty stupid; I do understand the point but a simple ballot measure would be SO much better. There's pretty huge room for error.
thank u for your service
 
Every account on here that was suggesting the future of the DNC was for the old guard to push out the "radical" young fringe now personally owes me a handjob.

If this keeps up the Democratic party will totally collapse, and I couldn't be more ready for it.
Oh my god Republican state for a century.

HEIL TRUMP. HEIL TRUMP JUNIOR.
 
Actual Iowa Caucusgoer here. The whole process was a clusterfuck. I started out as YangGang. He didn't get enough votes (at least 15%) to get to Round 2. The only candidates that made it to Round 2 were Bernie, Warren, and Buttigieg. I ended up going with Bernie. Not a huge fan of the guy, but he was the one I liked the most of the remaining three and fuck the DNC. From what I could tell, the final tally was Bernie > Buttigieg > Warren. Tbh, I expected more of a blowout for Bernie than there was. The precinct represented the downtown of my area and a notoriously lefty college. I did see one hammer-and-sickle there.

The person running the show was spectacularly incompetent. No one could hear what she was saying, she constantly had to take back instructions she had given earlier, and the process was much longer than it should have been. At one point, the Precinct Captain for Biden exploded at her because she falsely gave the impression that they didn't have a chance to become viable for Round 2 even though they weren't for Round 1. The whole event made me very uncomfortable so I GTFO as fast as I could as I was starting to feel ill. Honestly, I don't doubt sheer incompetence is playing a role throughout this in addition to the obvious rigging. The whole caucus process is pretty stupid; I do understand the point but a simple ballot measure would be SO much better. There's pretty huge room for error.
The sheer chaos and humiliation of this debacle would make perfect sense if it was the result of a botched rigging attempt from above running headfirst into the disorganised incompetence of party functionaries on the ground.

Hell given buttigreg's prominence in this shit and his easily uncovered links to the voting app company, maybe he tried his own half baked rig job at the same time the dem establishment were subtly trying to pull some spooknigger shit for biden/warren, and the two schemes smashed into eachother and left everyone who was working that day completely confused as to what the fuck they were supposed to be secretly doing and whose proverbial ballot box they were supposed to be stuffing or emptying
 
Oh boy, can't wait for them to handle universal healthcare and wellness programs after they've established they can't program a functional counting app
 
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