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The Iowa Democratic Party (IDP) still has not reported official vote totals in the critical Iowa caucuses as of early Tuesday morning, in a largely unexplained and unprecedented delay that has raised questions about the legitimacy of the contest -- and campaign officials are livid, Fox News has learned.

The Trump campaign, meanwhile, openly suggested that the delay meant that the caucuses were being "rigged," and that the embarrassing night proved that the Democratic Party can't be trusted to run Americans' health care and implement sweeping new government programs. Even if a winner is ultimately announced, the chaos and confusion has seemingly erased any hope for the major momentum boost that would normally result.

"We found inconsistencies in the reporting of three sets of results," the IDP said in a statement at 11:30 p.m. ET. "In addition to the tech systems being used to tabulate results, we are also using photos of results and a paper trail to validate that all results match and ensure that we have confidence and accuracy in the numbers we report. This is simply a reporting issue. The app did not go down and this is not a hack or an intrusion. The underlying data and paper trail is sound and will simply take time to further report the results."

Fox News is told that during a call with the campaigns, an IDP representative said the party would be "getting photos of the paper results sent over," but didn't answer any questions and then hung up on all the campaigns, even as frustrated staffers pushed for answers. A campaign staffer told Fox News the brief call was "crazy." A second campaign official told Fox News, “Yes, they did hang up.”

The Biden campaign then wrote to the IDP, complaining about the "considerable flaws" in the caucus reporting process.

"The app that was intended to relay Caucus results to the Party failed; the Party’s back-up telephonic reporting system likewise has failed," the campaign wrote in a letter. "Now, we understand that Caucus Chairs are attempting to — and, in many cases, failing to — report results telephonically to the Party. These acute failures are occurring statewide. We appreciate that you plan to brief the campaigns momentarily on these issues, and we plan to participate. However, we believe that the campaigns deserve full explanations and relevant information regarding the methods of quality control you are employing, and an opportunity to respond, before any official results are released."

About an hour earlier, IDP spokesperson Mandy McClure said in a statement, "The integrity of the results is paramount. We have experienced a delay in the results due to quality checks and the fact that the IDP is reporting out three data sets for the first time. What we know right now is that around 25% of precincts have reported, and early data indicates turnout is on pace for 2016."

Turnout in the 2016 Democratic caucuses in Iowa was 171,109. That was far below the nearly 240,000 that took part in the 2008 Democratic caucuses, when then-Sen. Barack Obama won the contest.

"With every passing minute that there is a delay, we worry that the process will lose credibility," a top Elizabeth Warren aide told CNN.

In a surreal moment shortly before Minnesota Sen. Amy Klobuchar took the stage to thank her supporters -- even as no voting results were available -- a precinct chief was being interviewed on CNN while he was on hold for more than an hour with the IDP to report results. The IDP then hung up on the precinct chief live on-air after he was too slow to respond once they took him off hold.

At least four precincts had to resolve ties in their vote results by flipping a coin during the evening, Fox News has learned.

Speaking at 11:30 p.m. ET, former Vice President Joe Biden said he felt good about the caucus, then remarked, "It's on to New Hampshire! ... We're in this for the long haul."

Taking the microphone ten minutes later, Sanders said that when the results were in, he had a "good feeling we're going to be doing very very well here in Iowa."

For the first time ever, the IDP has previously said it will report three sets of results at the end of the state’s first-in-the-nation caucuses: a tally of caucus-goers’ initial candidate preference; vote totals from the “final alignment” after supporters of lower-ranking candidates were able to make a second choice, and the total number of State Delegate Equivalents each candidate receives. There is no guarantee that all three will show the same winner.

Earlier in the evening, an IDP official told Fox News the party was doing “quality control checks, making sure the numbers are accurate,” adding that “people are still caucusing; we are working to report results soon.”
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tl;dr: Results from the Democratic Iowa Caucus are late coming in, DNC is blaming an app and claiming they are currently doing "quality control."
 
I have two theories. Theory one, trump is an asymptomatic carrier of chaotic stupid. It does not effect him, but does effect the people trying to stop him.

Theory 2 is he actually is the God Emperor and only uses his silliness as a cover for his overpowering psychic emanations that inspires his allies and sows confusion and disorder in his enemies.

Like I said in another thread, it's The Pink Panther, but with politics.
 
Theory 2 is he actually is the God Emperor and only uses his silliness as a cover for his overpowering psychic emanations that inspires his allies and sows confusion and disorder in his enemies.

That's autistic and cringey as fuck, and every day I'm horrified how closer that explaination creeps towards Occam's Razor.
 
In case anyone missed it, some of the delegates from this caucus will have been decided by coin flip, so give a rousing three cheers for democracy:
Also, I have doubts that the Russia card will be pulled, mainly because the CrowdStrike allegations are still fresh in people's memories after the House impeachment hearings.
 
From 2016, what we can learn is that DNC and Clinton machine would sooner lose to Trump than allow their party to be consumed by illiterate Bernie voters.

There is a huge amount of elitism going around here but here we are. DNC knows they can make a deal with trump in exchange for an easier 2nd term.

They rig the primary in order to throw Bernie under the bus again and force people to think DNC is corrupt or incompetent or whatever which would hand the 2020 election to trump.

DNC understands that voter do not think long term. In 8 years time when they do get the chance to win and Bernie is obsolete, they would field a candidate of their choice and voters won't even remember what they did in 2020.

DNC is thinking a long term here. If they are making a deal with trump behind the scenes, trump is guaranteed 2020.

And you know trump would sooner make a deal than fight until death like Bernie the loser.

Trump is the type to record the exchange and then release it during one of the debates.
 
Also remember that if no candidate reaches the required delegate threshold in the first round then the superdelegates get to chose the nominee. Guess what kind of Democrat the superdelegates are stacked with?
 
Also remember that if no candidate reaches the required delegate threshold in the first round then the superdelegates get to chose the nominee. Guess what kind of Democrat the superdelegates are stacked with?

If this happens, 2020 really will be the best year.
 
My favorite part of all of this is that the Bernie team knew shit like this was going to go down and used their own app alongside the DNC-approved one, and its the only reason we have any numbers at all. Bernie's team is filled with actual young people who know how tech, not ailing boomers and former Hillary staffers.

In COMPLETELY unrelated news: Shadow is hiring!

 
My favorite part of all of this is that the Bernie team knew shit like this was going to go down and used their own app alongside the DNC-approved one, and its the only reason we have any numbers at all. Bernie's team is filled with actual young people who know how tech, not ailing boomers and former Hillary staffers.

In COMPLETELY unrelated news: Shadow is hiring!

The good news is that Bernie has such a large devoted voter base that it was impossible to suppress by doing shit like switching caucus locations at the last second . Instead the DNC has resorted to just not releasing the results. Very Sad!
 
Booty judge is more shady than I initially thought. Is there not a single Democrat who is not a corrupt piece of shit or a piece of deadbeat loser like Bernie?
 
It's how they rigged it in 2016 against Bernie until the DNC emails were leaked and they were forced to change the rules.
I don't know why someone who isn't in the party should be allowed to use their infrastructure to run for president without joining the party. It's kind of dumb, but funny.
 
>Year of Our Lord 2020
>need a reliable, transparent software app for the Iowa caucus
>give it to a company incestuously tied to one of the candidates' campaigns
>company has a name that sounds like a Villain-of-the-Week factory from a Saturday morning cartoon show
>a BAD Saturday morning cartoon show
>hang up on reporters when they try to find out WTF is going on after you put them on hold for an hour
>assure the public all is well and democracy will prevail probably

Burn the DNC to the ground and salt the earth where once it stood.
 
I have two theories. Theory one, trump is an asymptomatic carrier of chaotic stupid. It does not effect him, but does effect the people trying to stop him.

Theory 2 is he actually is the God Emperor and only uses his silliness as a cover for his overpowering psychic emanations that inspires his allies and sows confusion and disorder in his enemies.
It’s Donald Trump’s stand ability, [A M E R I C A N I D I O T]. When first introduced, it’s apparently a completely useless stand that just floats around his shoulders and feeds him bad lines, but throughout the first half of the part it becomes readily clear that this is an ability meant to mask his real intelligence and make his enemies underestimate him, allowing him to take advantage of the element of surprise again and again.

However, the real secret to its deadly power is that it actually has the opposite effect on its targets, giving them an over inflated sense of their own intelligence and self-importance, causing them to do dumb shit they think they’ll get away with because they overestimate their own cleverness and charisma.

It’s actually hotly debated in the fandom whether or not American Idiot even has actual powers, or if everyone else’s reaction to Trump is just an inevitable result of the society and culture the part is set in.
 
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake" - Napoleon Bonaparte

Trump will milk this for all its worth.
 
I go to bed last night thinking I'll see some skewed results in the morning, and I wake up to literal coin tosses deciding delegates. Holy shit this is glorious.
 
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The RNC's caucus went just fine, Andrew. This is the DNC's dumpster fire.
 
I garuntee you what's happening now to Bernie would have happened to Trump in 2016, except the DNC had such hubris that they believed Trump didn't have a chance in the world of winning and didn't bother rigging it.
 
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