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tzgnilki said:
he could go without dinner one week a month and break even

edit: how does this guy think sleeping with the heating on is a good idea, then goes into his office and opens the window, letting all this cold air in and wonders why he's getting sick

his immune system is climatised to his incubator

he's definitely taking time off, filing for bankruptcy was hard work

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Don’t worry his favorite cuck will whip up a guide get him back on his feet....unfortunately for dark there’s no bits attached to tweets so he’ll probably just ignore it :/
 

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tzgnilki said:
he could go without dinner one week a month and break even

edit: how does this guy think sleeping with the heating on is a good idea, then goes into his office and opens the window, letting all this cold air in and wonders why he's getting sick

his immune system is climatised to his incubator

he's definitely taking time off, filing for bankruptcy was hard work

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SALT! That's all I can taste is SALT!
 
Looking at his lawyer, and the running theme of Phil blaming his legal reps for his failings, do you think there's some angle here where he tries to blame his bankruptcy lawyer for him utterly cocking up and perjuring himself?
 
tzgnilki said:
he could go without dinner one week a month and break even

edit: how does this guy think sleeping with the heating on is a good idea, then goes into his office and opens the window, letting all this cold air in and wonders why he's getting sick

his immune system is climatised to his incubator

he's definitely taking time off, filing for bankruptcy was hard work

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He won't stream today. He knows damn well the documents are out. The chat will be full of $500k tip goal memes and shit and his mods can't be fucked to show up consistently on a good day.
 
Pargon said:
He won't stream today. He knows damn well the documents are out. The chat will be full of $500k tip goal memes and shit and his mods can't be fucked to show up consistently on a good day.
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If he could stomach it I think he'd do pretty well in troll tips if he did stream. Pig's dilemma I guess.
Reminder to not troll tip him you retards.
 
I only scanned his Twitter schedule for 3 minutes, so I apologize if this isn't accurate, but by my count, DSP played 13 different games in January.
Note: I don't know what he played during his "Super Nintendo Classics" stream, so forgive me if it was a duplicate. At least 12 then.

Doom 2
Donkey Kong Country 64
Dragonball Z Kakarot
Final Fantasy VI
Minecraft
Myst
Pokemon Sword
PUBG
Shenmue 3
Star Wars: KOTOR
Street Fighter
Super Nintendo Classics
Yoshi's Island
 
tzgnilki said:
he could go without dinner one week a month and break even

edit: how does this guy think sleeping with the heating on is a good idea, then goes into his office and opens the window, letting all this cold air in and wonders why he's getting sick

his immune system is climatised to his incubator

he's definitely taking time off, filing for bankruptcy was hard work

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Gee, he just so happens to get sick the day after his bankruptcy papers come out? Well that's convenient.
 
Dumpster dived waifu said:
Is that actually a thing in the US? Christ the American banking system is absolute trash.
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Its shitty, but not super grimy afaik. The more accounts you open, the more potential fees you wrack up if you're a poor and can't keep your balances up, and then in turn, two accounts can cover the overdrafts on the other. I guess there's some financial issues there, but it seems the same as having a GameStop employee push a magazine sub on you or open a credit card.

Phil being averse to certain kinds of debt, and obviously living entire on credit, wouldn't be arsed to have more bank accounts than he'd need to make purchases and store cash for safety. Why would he need an actual savings account?
 
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His paypal account that every tip goes into before it hits a bank account is nowhere to be found in that document. He either forgot to add or is trying to hide stuff. I honestly don't believe he only has a single checking account. Most banks don't even like you having just a checking account and will often require a savings account as well to cover overdrafts.

...Matter of fact, didn't he bitch about overdraft fees that were $35 a piece? Where the fuck were the overdrafts being pulled from? I find it hard to believe a bank would just put money into an account.
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Bank of America, where his checking account is and his now closed savings account was, allows you to have a checking account for free every month as long as there's a direct deposit of at least $250 a month going into it every statement cycle. They'll throw in a linked savings account for free also if you meet that requirement or a minimum deposit balance of, I want to say it was, $1000 as of last year? Linked accounts at $3000 between the two as a minimum balance will waive the fees as well each statement period I think? (Source: closed my accounts with them when their raised their minimum balance requirements in linked accounts to free up cash and avoid charges beneficial to their bottom line but detrimental to me as a customer last year.)

Pargon said:
He won't stream today. He knows damn well the documents are out. The chat will be full of $500k tip goal memes and shit and his mods can't be fucked to show up consistently on a good day.
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Ah, come ahn! Rally, Phil. This is going to be set up as a great trainwreck stream today and I could really use some entertainment since deadwaste is going to show Jojo episodes all day in the kiwifarms video player channel while I'm working and I generally just can't with it. I hate that you'll probably be right though...
 
RemoveKebab said:
Confirmed: No stream today.

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Too soon to say, but if we're on the Lolcow Main Sequence and we're entering a new stage of Phil, I think he's going to stream less and less due to Da Stress, despite not having lost any of his earning potential. This is going to become more common as he concludes that the money he begs actually does go to his bills, probably only his bills, and thus isn't worth going after, even though he's cultivated a farm of low hanging fruit.

Phil's never worked a job where you while being totally financially in the hole, so working days or weeks where he doesn't get out of the red is going to fuck him up.
 
RemoveKebab said:
Confirmed: No stream today.

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Ah, he's gonna sit in his cave and read through his entire thread here, see how many fucking lies he's caught in (again) and try and formulate a strategy for how to debunk everything by twisting a word here or there (all the while shitting his pants and sending messages to his 10 year legacy bankruptcy attorney slash bankruptcy lawyer slash bankruptcy tax gal to try and correct certain things).
 
It's strange that Phil is never "sick" more than a day, like back in elementary school where your tummy would "ache" on Fridays every now and then so you could get an early weekend.
 
Phil's DK64 playthrough is something else. It's like watching someone who's never touched a videogame in their life. He's constantly shitting on the game and said it's one of the worst he's ever played. The "king of retro" can't handle a N64 platformer.
 
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