🍗 Deathfat Exceptional Haydurs Thread - Content and discussion of individuals on various platforms hating on our gorls

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How...how did we get from a handle to this dolt’s oversized tattoo?

While we’re on the subject, you know what locals love? When tourists act like it’s their duty to protect the “culture” from outsiders for no apparent reason, despite being outsiders themselves. You got a giant pineapple tattooed on your arm, dipshit. Not an indigenous flower/fruit, not a local saying, not the flag of the city you resided in during your stay. A fucking pineapple. How long until you’re appointed as the mayor of Honolulu?

I bet the parlor had a good laugh at her that day...

eta: i cant government. mayor, not governor
 

This is a long video, but some highlights I want to point out because this autist is seriously starting to become one of the most annoying of all the reaction channels. She blames having a hard time losing weight on PCOS and diabetes, those being the main reasons. Cannot pay attention to the road to save her life because she likes to baby her manchild, thus aggravating drivers behind her to honk. Her number one goal isn't to lose weight, but to get healthier (sure, Jan). "My man don't care, he loves my apple body in all its glory." She's now beginning to use the same tiring rhetoric that our deathfat gorls use, "This is what's working for MEEE. People are giving me a hard time for what I'm eating but I know what works for MEEE. I'm counting my carbs and am pretty much doing keto but I know what I'm doing is right, unlike our gorls, because this works for MEEE." Which is ironic because she would always sperg on about how the other deathfats would reeee about that shit. Gets pissed because people are telling her how to eat. I'm not a millionaire, I know what I can eat and afford, I don't care what you say. Why can't I eat what I want? All I'm supposed to eat is salads?! I nEeD a SusTaInabLE dIEt. This bitch is so r.etarded, it's mind-numbing. Gets called out for being a hypocrite because she likes to call the deathfats names yet says it's bad to call other people names. But it's okay, because she's not insulting their looks; she's insulting their intelligence (because that's any better, right?). Let people live their lives (but fuck Chantal and ALR, I'm going to judge them on what they eat because I'm not as obese as them.) Goes on a long, spergy rant about wanting to get shitty tattoos and a full sleeve soon but doesn't even bother for once to fix those fucked up chompers. Excited about getting 10 Patrons for their Patreon so they can finally start making real money because this dumbass chooses not to work. I don't really mind her man, but it seems he lets her step all over him for some reason.

Okay, end of rant. Just another pathetic reaction channel joining in on the trendy 2020 weight-loss "journey" because the fatass ogres of YouTube are doing it. I'm just sick of this reaction channel. Fuck, they all suck.
 
God I hope Shanny gets her own thread one day. She looks like one of those pathetic bar flies who smell like vodka and menthol cigarettes all the time. Isn’t she the one who tried to white knight Chantal, and Chantal told her to get lost because she’s racist?
 
PotatoSalad4711 said:
God I hope Shanny gets her own thread one day. She looks like one of those pathetic bar flies who smell like vodka and menthol cigarettes all the time. Isn’t she the one who tried to white knight Chantal, and Chantal told her to get lost because she’s racist?
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The thing is, she deletes too much. Unless someone is seriously dedicated to archiving all her shit, a Shanny thread would suck
 
PCOS actually CAN make weight loss difficult, but it's still doable. As for diabetes, if anything, you LOSE weight if it's untreated.

Her husband reminds me "Beetle Bailey." TBH, I like them both. They remind me of an implosive/explosive relationship where one of openly emotional while the other is "tight vested" but they're feeling the same thing. Something like that.

That being said, I am getting a bit tired of the reaction channels. It's more of the same things.
 
I just can't help but snigger inside like a 12 year old because where I live, a pineapple on the door indicates that the people who live there are open-relationship swingers.

Sure, historically it meant 'welcome' and was a symbol of hospitality, so one can still see random pineapples on gates and businesses, but its newer meaning combined with Pineappleepinup is more giggle-worthy.
 
So I'm really late on this, and this post is going to get tophatty, but the way these moralfags constantly bring up the bullshit rape/transphobic/animal abuse stuff gets on my fucking nerves so bad. They're like the autists in the fb group who dig through AL's account for posts from 2012 so they can clutch their pearls and say "Omg she said "nigga" in a song!"

AL does so many stupid shitty things now I don't understand the need to bring up things that happened a long time ago with her troon ex. No one fucking cares and they skip over all the shit she does now. It's like with Jeffree Starr. He is a horrible, disgusting human being because of things he has done presently, but these moralfags can only talk about dumb "racist" shit he did ten years ago in his myspace days.

Also, Charlie Gorilla is disgusting to look at, her makeup is bad, and she's almost as fat as AL.
 
lonelygorl15 said:
So I'm really late on this, and this post is going to get tophatty, but the way these moralfags constantly bring up the bullshit rape/transphobic/animal abuse stuff gets on my fucking nerves so bad. They're like the autists in the fb group who dig through AL's account for posts from 2012 so they can clutch their pearls and say "Omg she said "nigga" in a song!"
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The animal abuse stuff makes sense because she is still neglecting her animals. The rape/transphobic stuff they should drop. Unless there are current and consistent examples of it, then it isn't relevant or accurate.

It's so obviously a desperate attempt to build a case that there is a humanitarian reason for their talking shit. I can only agree with you. It's a weak argument, it's annoying, and it only exists to serve their ego and pay lip service to their equally retarded fans. It has absolutely nothing to do with a sense of morality, and is only ever brought up when anyone rightfully points out that Amberlynn's being a fatty fatty boom boom forever is why we're all here.
 
Michael Be Fatty caught up to the times of 2009 and got an exciting, trendy new sound board for his Youtubey Live Streams! oooooh so cool and hilarious and QuIrKy sis! SLAY!

God it's motherfucking annoying. He isn't even reacting to any videos, but he is slapping the buttons with his own bloated ham hands/pig trotters every two minutes and "I WANNA SEE THE RECEIPTS!!" and "THIS VIDEO IS SO RAW GUYS, FAWK!" and other generic soundclips have been repeated over and over and over and over into infinity. The last thing he needed was an expensive, useless, pointless toy with no purpose whatsoever but to increase how annoying he can be.
 
Beetus Drake in a nutshell: I'm a fat faggot with a bad attitude who hates women and I love cold brew.

Now he has a soundboard. So that is a whole four defining traits. The growth. The character development.

All he needs is a catchphrase and he's ready to be the token-yet-still-a-problem gay neighbor on an NBC sitcom.

White Family Sitcom

[doorbell rings]

Dad: Now who could that be?

[Dad opens the door. Gay neighbor Michael is there frowning and holding a tumbler of cold brew]

[Studio audience cheers and laughs]

Gay Michael: Let me be crystal clear about this I am getting really good at making cold brew white people are such a problem Chantal is disgusting like these are just facts hey whats up you guys I can't take this bitch's lies anymore cold brew is really amazing generic KPOP stanning this person on twitter is a problem no one should believe Amberlynn because she lied about rape once but it's not about her looks also I hate fat women but I don't because transphobia anyone have any tips on cold brew these are just facts Charlie Gold is actually pretty haters get blocked I can't st-

[Dad shuts the door and mugs to the camera while shrugging]

Dad: Neighbors!
 
Diet Coke 4 Life said:
I just can't help but snigger inside like a 12 year old because where I live, a pineapple on the door indicates that the people who live there are open-relationship swingers.

Sure, historically it meant 'welcome' and was a symbol of hospitality, so one can still see random pineapples on gates and businesses, but its newer meaning combined with Pineappleepinup is more giggle-worthy.
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We need an official smash or pass poll. Who Would wanna try partnering up with becky and amber as swingers?
 
Adiris The Plague said:
White Family Sitcom

[doorbell rings]

Dad: Now who could that be?

[Dad opens the door. Gay neighbor Michael is there frowning and holding a tumbler of cold brew]

[Studio audience cheers and laughs]

Gay Michael: Let me be crystal clear about this I am getting really good at making cold brew white people are such a problem Chantal is disgusting like these are just facts hey whats up you guys I can't take this bitch's lies anymore cold brew is really amazing generic KPOP stanning this person on twitter is a problem no one should believe Amberlynn because she lied about rape once but it's not about her looks also I hate fat women but I don't because transphobia anyone have any tips on cold brew these are just facts Charlie Gold is actually pretty haters get blocked I can't st-

[Dad shuts the door and mugs to the camera while shrugging]

Dad: Neighbors!
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I'd watch the shit out of this

Whose the hero who slays the beast in the end?
 
Strawberry Pocky said:
Michael Be Fatty caught up to the times of 2009 and got an exciting, trendy new sound board for his Youtubey Live Streams! oooooh so cool and hilarious and QuIrKy sis! SLAY!

God it's motherfucking annoying. He isn't even reacting to any videos, but he is slapping the buttons with his own bloated ham hands/pig trotters every two minutes and "I WANNA SEE THE RECEIPTS!!" and "THIS VIDEO IS SO RAW GUYS, FAWK!" and other generic soundclips have been repeated over and over and over and over into infinity. The last thing he needed was an expensive, useless, pointless toy with no purpose whatsoever but to increase how annoying he can be.
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That shady rattlesnake sounds from RuPauls drag Race got old so fast but he kept fucking pressing it
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Also he posted this “corona” joke on his twitter and I can’t help but feel if Chantal or amber had posted that he would have gone on and on about how offensive it is to chinese people and making light of a serious situation but it’s okay when he does it?
 
raritycunt said:
That shady rattlesnake sounds from RuPauls drag Race got old so fast but he kept fucking pressing it
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Also he posted this “corona” joke on his twitter and I can’t help but feel if Chantal or amber had posted that he would have gone on and on about how offensive it is to chinese people and making light of a serious situation but it’s okay when he does it?
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Are the Dutch afraid they're going to catch tuberculosis from the Mexicans? It should be a collection of world brews huddling in fear from a bottle of Tsingtao.

That joke is funnier if there was a wall in front of the Corona and the Heinekins were Coors Light.

God, he's insipid.
 
StrawberryDouche said:
Are the Dutch afraid they're going to catch tuberculosis from the Mexicans? It should be a collection of world brews huddling in fear from a bottle of Tsingtao.

That joke is funnier if there was a wall in front of the Corona and the Heinekins were Coors Light.

God, he's insipid.
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Isn't the Corona supposed to symbolize the Corona virus instead of Mexicans, though?
 
ADHD said:
Isn't the Corona supposed to symbolize the Corona virus instead of Mexicans, though?
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But why are the Dutch in particular afraid?!*

I'm irritated at the poor joke craftsmanship, but at the same time, smugly satisfied that MichaelBeTarded is once again, screaming his ignorance about everything through a bullhorn, and AND (!!!) that he finds poor jokes funny.

*edit: it should at the very least be a collection of beers of the world and I will die on that hill!!
 
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StrawberryDouche said:
But why are the Dutch in particular afraid?!*

I'm irritated at the poor joke craftsmanship, but at the same time, smugly satisfied that MichaelBeTarded is once again, screaming his ignorance about everything through a bullhorn, and AND (!!!) that he finds poor jokes funny.

*edit: it should at the very least be a collection of beers of the world and I will die on that hill!!
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Whoever made that meme was way too lazy and dumb for any critical thought.
 
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