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🪦 DeceasedRichard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"
I always figured that was just him trying to cover his own ass since leaving anyone alone with Shmorky would be a bad look. If his kids were never in a position to be abused by Shmorky then why did he have to have the "were you raped?" talk with his kids?
Was this all around the time he went on that weird rant about the youngest wetting the bed at the prospect of staying there "because she doesn't want to sleep alone" that he blamed entirely on Megan being a bad mother?
Was this all around the time he went on that weird rant about the youngest wetting the bed at the prospect of staying there "because she doesn't want to sleep alone" that he blamed entirely on Megan being a bad mother?
I don't really remember, this would have been something like late 2016 when Shmorky was outed as a pedophile.
Uh I talked to her in real life, today and yesterday. Had to explain sexual fetishes of fucked up adults to her. Had to explain pedophilia to her. Had to explain sociopaths to her. Not a great couple of days, not how I wanted to spend them, but she's pissed at shmorky and wants to vent just as much as I.
I had to, dude's into kiddie fucking, wanted to make absolute sure nothing happened when I was in another room or wasn't looking. Had to make sure he didn't touch them or do any shit like he lusts for in his sexually deviant RP sessions with poo poo pee pee baby diaper furs. I never left the kids alone with shmorky, but it was better safe than sorry, I didn't want them coming up with repressed memories a decade later about how Yarnwig McFurryfuck checked their undies for poo poo
I seem to remember lots of goons having evidence that shmorky spent a lot of time with LowT's kids. It was around the time the two of them were doing gaming garbage together regularly so we know Shmorky spent a lot of time with the Taxman and I'm pretty sure they streamed from the McMansion.
Lol so I guess it was either really slim pickins with those criteria or more likely Lowtax didn't bother looking for anyone after the Shmorkster flew the coop.
Lowtax's office was really just a club house. He got to go through the motions of leaving the house and appearing to work. I assume it was a good look for his parents and what every his support network was.
His wife megan never washed dirty laundry in public and basically said "he hates women" as he reason for the divorce.
Shmorky AKA david kelly is a deviant, he basically self taught himself how to draw and animate just to the level of indulging his perversions.
but for a very long time he had enough sense to keep his perversion in check, or hidden. The trans movement seemed to free him of his selfware-ness or shame. Mandy pointed out that Dave basically wanted to be a little girl.
But fam, I think the opinions in this thread are kinda like mandi....as in schizo.
Is lowtax a stupid lazy mother fucker who pathetically gets cucked by the troons on his own forum, shirking and all responsibility shutting down when faced with anything he doesnt want to do.
Or some super genius master mind manipulative narcissistic 3D chess playing asshole?
Is lowtax a stupid lazy mother fucker who pathetically gets cucked by the troons on his own forum, shirking and all responsibility shutting down when faced with anything he doesnt want to do.
Or some super genius master mind manipulative narcissistic 3D chess playing asshole?
Why are people doubtful that any particular woman could have gotten so ill during pregnancy that it prevented travel by airplane? That type of shit happens plenty, I would say hyperemesis (severe chronic nausea/vomiting, leading to weakness and dehydration) is the most common culprit, but there are other conditions as well. It is a thing that happens, especially during the first pregnancy.
Uh I talked to her in real life, today and yesterday. Had to explain sexual fetishes of fucked up adults to her. Had to explain pedophilia to her. Had to explain sociopaths to her. Not a great couple of days, not how I wanted to spend them, but she's pissed at shmorky and wants to vent just as much as I.
I had to, dude's into kiddie fucking, wanted to make absolute sure nothing happened when I was in another room or wasn't looking. Had to make sure he didn't touch them or do any shit like he lusts for in his sexually deviant RP sessions with poo poo pee pee baby diaper furs. I never left the kids alone with shmorky, but it was better safe than sorry, I didn't want them coming up with repressed memories a decade later about how Yarnwig McFurryfuck checked their undies for poo poo View attachment 1120958
Even if whiteknight goons are right and Lowtax is not a wifebeater is also pretty telling how he's a magnet for the worst types of people that happen to dwell Earth.
Am I "victim blaming"? Perhaps. Am I a [insert buzzword]phobe? Perhaps.
Uh I talked to her in real life, today and yesterday. Had to explain sexual fetishes of fucked up adults to her. Had to explain pedophilia to her. Had to explain sociopaths to her. Not a great couple of days, not how I wanted to spend them, but she's pissed at shmorky and wants to vent just as much as I.
I had to, dude's into kiddie fucking, wanted to make absolute sure nothing happened when I was in another room or wasn't looking. Had to make sure he didn't touch them or do any shit like he lusts for in his sexually deviant RP sessions with poo poo pee pee baby diaper furs. I never left the kids alone with shmorky, but it was better safe than sorry, I didn't want them coming up with repressed memories a decade later about how Yarnwig McFurryfuck checked their undies for poo poo View attachment 1120958
"I finally had a talk with my daughter about pedophilia and how it's bad at the age of 13 and then I explained to her diaper fetishism which my dumb boomer ass didn't think she knew about despite her being an avid internet user from young childhood and then I finished by having her draw a klurf pissing and shitting itself and posted her smiling face while holding said drawing on Facebook"
A+ dad material, he should definitely get custody of the baby.
"I finally had a talk with my daughter about pedophilia and how it's bad at the age of 13 and then I explained to her diaper fetishism which my dumb boomer ass didn't think she knew about despite her being an avid internet user from young childhood and then I finished by having her draw a klurf pissing and shitting itself and posted her smiling face while holding said drawing on Facebook"
A+ dad material, he should definitely get custody of the baby.
Knowing that blatantly deadbeat manchildren like LowT exist makes me appreciate a lot more my parents for how they raised me and for hitting me when needed.
Poor hapa girl, being racemixed exposes her to a lot of internal struggle already and having LowT has a father probably doesn't help.
Is lowtax a stupid lazy mother fucker who pathetically gets cucked by the troons on his own forum, shirking and all responsibility shutting down when faced with anything he doesnt want to do.
He's obviously the first. But much like DSP the Pigroach, he has preternaturally good luck and has mostly, at least until fairly recently, managed to dodge the consequences of his idiocy, with a few hilarious exceptions like getting beaten senseless by Uwe Boll, which may have had the long term consequences of wrecking his spine.
I feel like everyone is missing a really crucial fact about the pregnancy: she was getting up to the point in age where it becomes dangerous for the child's development in the womb. It was impulsive, but it's hard to call it reckless since it's easy to argue that waiting would be far more reckless - and you can't exactly always get pregnant the moment you want to be, sometimes it can take time, so if you wait until when it's perfect, it might not happen, so she was in the position where the best thing to do was to try early and often... a malformed infant is a far more permanent problem than a messy divorce.
obviously I don't buy that the pregnancy was an accident or she was too ill to return to Canada. She probably just had an expired visa and this was going to be an anchor baby. It could've been something else though. She's not an idiot and she is demonstrating she knows when to keep her mouth shut, and Lowtax is at least capable of being tight-lipped when it doesn't challenge his ego.
Huh? She had just turned 30 or so when she married Lowtax, no danger there whatsoever she was in her prime childbearing years.
The main worry is decreasing fertility after 35, not dangers to the fetus. Women worry about having trouble getting pregnant as they near forty, the risks to fetuses of older mothers are just slightly higher than average.
Its not unusual for second wives to feel insecure or jealous about the first wife having children with the husband. Ashlii mentioned she had no family so having her own family might have been a big deal to her. Unfortunately when you marry a divorced guy who just got done getting two kids to school age he usually isn’t in any rush to return to the years of diapers, crying and bad sleep.
I think Ashlii said she wanted kids, Lowtax told Ashlii they would have kids together “one day” but just wanted her to play step-mom for now. A surprise pregnancy happened immediately (I think Ashlii was hoping to fall pregnant and not being particularly careful) and Lowtax greatly resented her for it. I’d guess he probably would have preferred her to have an abortion.
After his very unenthusiastic reaction to the pregnancy she felt extra insecure about the relationship and feared returning to Canada or leaving his side. (Interesting to note she was “sick” during pregnancy, he was “sick” after it. Sick seems to be a code word for bad marriage and depression)
All the liens and IRS tax stuff was hitting Lowtax at this time. (Remember his Twitter joke about marrying a Canadian as a solution) The added expense and stress of a new baby was not something Lowtax needed....so he punished Ashlii by crawling into his bed, claimed his spine was failing, ate pills and hid from life for the next three years and let Ashlii deal with the baby. The “domestic violence” incident report was from 2018, so shit was already pretty nasty when Sloane was an infant.
Luckily thot pussy miraculously cured the ailing Lowtax and rose him from the bed.
Why are people doubtful that any particular woman could have gotten so ill during pregnancy that it prevented travel by airplane? That type of shit happens plenty, I would say hyperemesis (severe chronic nausea/vomiting, leading to weakness and dehydration) is the most common culprit, but there are other conditions as well. It is a thing that happens, especially during the first pregnancy.
Because she never said she had hyperemesis, probably could have gotten a medical extension for her visa if she was actually diagnosed with it and had stories about eating out with Lowtax and other activities that point to her not being gravely sick her entire pregnancy. Besides most cases of hypermesis only last until the second trimester.
She did post on FB while she was pregnant but no mention of any terrible sickness, just typical expectant mom stuff. I think the stress of Lowtax being a resentful prick during her pregnancy made her stressed and miserable. The stories of her weeping in a Chinese restaurant while they dinned together and the “punch me in face” drama while she was pregnant point to Lowtax making her feel sick, not the pregnancy.
It makes no sense to declare Ashli a saint after the fact, she probably is just as retarded in decision-making as Lowtax, else she wouldn't have shacked up with him. Also she came across as kinda trashy too if you remember her postings and her frevor for pitbulls, the white-trash dog number 1. All of Lowtax exes weren't exactly first grade material. Doesn't matter, doesn't mean they deserve to be abused by Lowtax. Always remember though that such people end up together for a reason.
Lowtax used to be a bit more shrewd about the lying in general and goons were always gullible and liked to pretend SA is something special which it hasn't been for a long time. (Smartest place on the internet my ass) They were always willing to give strangers way too much benefit of the doubt to keep that pretense up, and that's how we got all these scamming sagas. The only mistake Lowtax can pretty much do to lose his goon-sponsered tugboat is to screw with the inertia the payments have, and he's very good at doing this which makes this all very funny. His downfall here is like so often his own ego because deep inside he can't stand the thought that he's absolutely nothing special and has no special talents and just lucked into the cash by being in the right place at the right time like most web 1.0 superstars. Like it has been said, he was the only one even talking about his divorce here. Nobody dug it out, nobody doxed anyone. All that's known about it is on him and his endless desire for for people validating him and jerking his ego off. He made himself look like a piece of shit in the process. The alt right neonazi new zealand forum with white supremacist feeder Null as the lead had nothing to do with any of this.
Why are people doubtful that any particular woman could have gotten so ill during pregnancy that it prevented travel by airplane? That type of shit happens plenty, I would say hyperemesis (severe chronic nausea/vomiting, leading to weakness and dehydration) is the most common culprit, but there are other conditions as well. It is a thing that happens, especially during the first pregnancy.
When my wife was pregnant, she got so sick that the doctor advised her not to even take the bus if it could be avoided, and she spent four months on bed rest and ordered to eat gummi bears to keep her blood glucose high due to complications of the pregnancy, so it’s definitely possible for someone to be unable to fly, not to mention the stress of a move being too much in a risky pregnancy!
It makes no sense to declare Ashli a saint after the fact, she probably is just as exceptional in decision-making as Lowtax, else she wouldn't have shacked up with him. Also she came across as kinda trashy too if you remember her postings and her frevor for pitbulls, the white-trash dog number 1. All of Lowtax exes weren't exactly first grade material. Doesn't matter, doesn't mean they deserve to be abused by Lowtax. Always remember though that such people end up together for a reason.
It's blindingly apparent she's some kind of sped or she wouldn't have married LowT in the first place, but so far, she's been governing herself as if she's actually going to be in court answering for her behavior soon, which is a lot more than LowT is doing.
Lowtax used to be a bit more shrewd about the lying in general and goons were always gullible and liked to pretend SA is something special which it hasn't been for a long time. (Smartest place on the internet my ass) They were always willing to give strangers way too much benefit of the doubt to keep that pretense up, and that's how we got all these scamming sagas. The only mistake Lowtax can pretty much do to lose his goon-sponsered tugboat is to screw with the inertia the payments have, and he's very good at doing this which makes this all very funny.
If the downward trend continues, which has been consistent since the huge dip earlier, he's eventually looking at being in some serious financial pain. Actually he probably already is. His debts aren't going anywhere but up and his income isn't going anywhere but down. I don't see this pig lowering his consumption of drugs and bagged pies, so he's eventually going to be dipping into even what I assume are minimal operating expenses for SA. Eventually there's going to be an unexpected expense he can't cope with, the spaghetti code will explode for the last time and he'll have nobody to do it for free.
