🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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Lemmingwise said:
Had to laugh at the last two words of the second long-form post, though.
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Haha Yeah, people keep rating me autistic, maybe I should switch to a more personalized title... "true and autistic woman"?

I enjoy the occasional long form posts and enjoyed reading those long ass posts just made about gator. I'm surprised people spend such time noticing him. It honestly took me at least 5 streams way back until I realized that he was even there.
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I'm glad I contributed something entertaining! I was afraid I ended up derailing the thread too much. But he doesnt have one of his own. Our interpretations and speculations though arent necessarily unique to gator and can be applied to many guys his age in this culture imo.

Tbh I dont mind that he doesnt talk too much. It's good for a person to know when they should or shouldnt interject. If they dont have anything great to say, better to listen and make a valuable contribution when you can. When you interject too much and spout bullshit, well, that's where you have a guy like randbot, and having a discussion with gator would be preferable to rand imo
 
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The Shannon Gaines name goes all the way back to stream.me guntgate. I've been listening to older clips but so much stuff from that time period has been purged, I can't verify where it came from. The name was leaked around the time Zoom turned on Ralph, but I can't tell you if the dox is related to Zoom or Dispatch or both.
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Wasn't I or Zoom AFAIK, I believe it was a fail dox (not sure by who) that was just funny and just enough of an insult to be perpetuated.
 
DispatchCommit said:
Wasn't I or Zoom AFAIK, I believe it was a fail dox (not sure by who) that was just funny and just enough of an insult to be perpetuated.
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Damn that's disappointing, the name was really too funny to be true. I'll keep calling him Shannon anyway.

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Edit, I asked a dumb question, im sorry for fucking up the thread
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Just try to remember this isn't your personal blog sweetheart.
 
Obviously Shannon has tried to emulate Metokur, and Metokur was a poor choice of male role model for him. It makes sense, though. Jim is just a voice that laughs at everything. He's really not a person. Mimmicking Jim's cadence has only made Shannon more pathetic and insufferable. Honestly, the best male role models he would ever get are Mark Collet and Nick Rekieta. Nick is probably the most normal person to ever go on the show, and Mark probably gives the best advice. But Shannon won't listen. He needs to be Jim.
 
Anybody have a "review copy" of the bonus episode where he interviews the local news guy and discusses his podcast career? I am also kinda wondering why a person in the public light and can be canceled so easily , supports a place that regularly hosts Richard Spencer and is trying to set up a battle of the jews between Black Isrealites and White Hebrews but I doubt that was covered.
 
A bit offtopic but I know Ethan Ralph is a fat pathetic drunk retard, but looking through PPP’s channel, he really isn’t much better. He smokes pot all the time, is a fat 20-something NEET, he literally has fucking eating challenges (not those hot dog eating challenges where it takes skill to eat it within a time limit but literally just fucking eats them hours on end), pretends to be a fundie Christian but in most of his videos you can literally see scantily clad women in either pinup or basically pornographic positions, spergs about stupid shit like TV shows and other dumb shit along with being dumb enough to spread his asshole on livestream (which got him a wellness call and almost (if not flat out did get) got him kicked out of his church. Also there was another stream where he got piss drunk, took the flag of Israel set on fire and pissed on it to put it out). He also gets into autistic slapfights on the Internet and got arrested for like 10 months for gettinf wasted and attacking a police officer. How the fuck does he not have a thread here? Godwinson isn’t a lolcow, he seems like a normal enough guy just doing this for shits and giggles, but PPP always struck me as a bit TOO invested in this dumb shit. I’m willing to accept some of it is satire, but there’s so much off with him it can’t be all for laughs.
 
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Also there was another stream where he got piss drunk, took the flag of Israel set on fire and pissed on it to put it out). He also gets into autistic slapfights on the Internet and got arrested for like 10 months for gettinf wasted and attacking a police officer. How the fuck does he not have a thread here? Godwinson isn’t a lolcow, he seems like a normal enough guy just doing this for shits and giggles, but PPP always struck me as a bit TOO invested in this dumb shit. I’m willing to accept some of it is satire, but there’s so much off with him it can’t be all for laughs.
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1. I'm guessing you are referring to a joke spread by Godwinson. The video of the guy throwing down a police officer is not PPP, though we all wish it was. The resemblance is uncanny.

2. PPP never burned an Israeli flag, though he came pretty close. In his earlier streams people used to spam to burn the flag in the background but I don't believe that ever happened. Unless I missed an amazing stream somehow, I feel like there would be at least amazing pictures everywhere of it happening??

3. Where are all of you random people coming from?

4. The only thing you got right was Ralph being a fat pathetic drunk who likes to sperg in his own thread.
 
Coh said:
A bit offtopic but I know Ethan Ralph is a fat pathetic drunk exceptional individual, but looking through PPP’s channel, he really isn’t much better. He smokes pot all the time, is a fat 20-something NEET, he literally has fucking eating challenges (not those hot dog eating challenges where it takes skill to eat it within a time limit but literally just fucking eats them hours on end), pretends to be a fundie Christian but in most of his videos you can literally see scantily clad women in either pinup or basically pornographic positions, spergs about stupid shit like TV shows and other dumb shit along with being dumb enough to spread his asshole on livestream (which got him a wellness call and almost (if not flat out did get) got him kicked out of his church. Also there was another stream where he got piss drunk, took the flag of Israel set on fire and pissed on it to put it out). He also gets into autistic slapfights on the Internet and got arrested for like 10 months for gettinf wasted and attacking a police officer. How the fuck does he not have a thread here? Godwinson isn’t a lolcow, he seems like a normal enough guy just doing this for shits and giggles, but PPP always struck me as a bit TOO invested in this dumb shit. I’m willing to accept some of it is satire, but there’s so much off with him it can’t be all for laughs.
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PPP is one of the best characters to come out all of this. I don’t care if he has a major amount of tism, he’s mostly harmless and oddly endearing.

Unlike Ethan, who is a bonafide scumbag that would sell his mother for some Purple Diesel and a bottle of Woodford Reserve.
 
Coh said:
A bit offtopic but I know Ethan Ralph is a fat pathetic drunk exceptional individual, but looking through PPP’s channel, he really isn’t much better. He smokes pot all the time, is a fat 20-something NEET, he literally has fucking eating challenges (not those hot dog eating challenges where it takes skill to eat it within a time limit but literally just fucking eats them hours on end), pretends to be a fundie Christian but in most of his videos you can literally see scantily clad women in either pinup or basically pornographic positions, spergs about stupid shit like TV shows and other dumb shit along with being dumb enough to spread his asshole on livestream (which got him a wellness call and almost (if not flat out did get) got him kicked out of his church. Also there was another stream where he got piss drunk, took the flag of Israel set on fire and pissed on it to put it out). He also gets into autistic slapfights on the Internet and got arrested for like 10 months for gettinf wasted and attacking a police officer. How the fuck does he not have a thread here? Godwinson isn’t a lolcow, he seems like a normal enough guy just doing this for shits and giggles, but PPP always struck me as a bit TOO invested in this dumb shit. I’m willing to accept some of it is satire, but there’s so much off with him it can’t be all for laughs.
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The PPP rants are mostly skippable. Where the channel shines is the Cooking with Surfer streams. Constant shitting on Shannon and Flam, shameless and constant displays of hoser autism and the interaction between PPP and Surfer makes a person keep wondering "wait, who's wrangling who again?", all wrapped up in a comfy, wholesome blanket that's genuine and endearing. The entire thing, aside from the amazing Cooking with Godwinson stream, is just about the exact opposite of the killstream
 
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PPP is one of the best characters to come out all of this. I don’t care if he has a major amount of tism, he’s mostly harmless and oddly endearing.

Unlike Ethan, who is a bonafide scumbag that would sell his mother for some Purple Diesel and a bottle of Woodford Reserve.
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Hold on now wait a minute, havent you heard at least one of his million rants about how family is the most important thing and you should never ever ever turn your back on then even if they're nazis? Smh
 
Coh said:
A bit offtopic but I know Ethan Ralph is a fat pathetic drunk exceptional individual, but looking through PPP’s channel, he really isn’t much better. He smokes pot all the time, is a fat 20-something NEET, he literally has fucking eating challenges (not those hot dog eating challenges where it takes skill to eat it within a time limit but literally just fucking eats them hours on end), pretends to be a fundie Christian but in most of his videos you can literally see scantily clad women in either pinup or basically pornographic positions, spergs about stupid shit like TV shows and other dumb shit along with being dumb enough to spread his asshole on livestream (which got him a wellness call and almost (if not flat out did get) got him kicked out of his church. Also there was another stream where he got piss drunk, took the flag of Israel set on fire and pissed on it to put it out). He also gets into autistic slapfights on the Internet and got arrested for like 10 months for gettinf wasted and attacking a police officer. How the fuck does he not have a thread here? Godwinson isn’t a lolcow, he seems like a normal enough guy just doing this for shits and giggles, but PPP always struck me as a bit TOO invested in this dumb shit. I’m willing to accept some of it is satire, but there’s so much off with him it can’t be all for laughs.
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"Hey guys I know X is bad but don't you think anti-X is just as bad?"
 
Me262PrinceOfTurboJet said:
Obviously Shannon has tried to emulate Metokur, and Metokur was a poor choice of male role model for him. It makes sense, though. Jim is just a voice that laughs at everything. He's really not a person. Mimmicking Jim's cadence has only made Shannon more pathetic and insufferable. Honestly, the best male role models he would ever get are Mark Collet and Nick Rekieta. Nick is probably the most normal person to ever go on the show, and Mark probably gives the best advice. But Shannon won't listen. He needs to be Jim.
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I wouldn't take advice from someone who allowed the British media to film him doing 1488 shit and thinking it would end well.
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John Carmack said:
I wouldn't take advice from someone who allowed the British media to film him doing 1488 shit and thinking it would end well.
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Well, I wouldn't either. But we're talking about advice that could improve Shannon's gunt servitude after the big grocery shift life
 
Me262PrinceOfTurboJet said:
So, is Gaytor's name Darin Thompson or Shannon Gaines? I've heard supposed evidence that the name Shannon Gaines was uncovered during Knoxville, but I've never seen that evidence and it seems to be hearsay. The Darin Thompson name seems more likely because there seems to be evidence, and I just don't think modern American parents would name their child Shannon. Flamenco and Gaytor also laughed off the name Shannon like it was some joke. They seemed to be using the Metokur strategy of laughingly and sarcastically adressing something as to cast doubt. So I am really left with no idea. I just know Gaytor is fucking unbearable any time he opens his mouth. His voice and affectation mimicking Jim is obnoxious. Flamenco does it too. At least Flamenco doesn't make jokes that are annoyingly awful.
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I believe his name is Vince. Rackets has called him that several times, once like two weeks ago.
 
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