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How about "Stop Eating you Fat Fuck"
🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Sweet Baby Black Jeezuz this is true. The urge to PL here... that damn bartender!
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Wow, Abby Brown got fat.
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I wonder why a lot of these types seem to be into witchcraft. She mentions she's a 'witch.'
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So they can be unique and not like other girls, and they’re just gifted and special. It also has a wishful thinking aspect. When you’re a loser with no life imagining that you can rub a few herbs and oils and make people fall in love with you or get your big break on social media, it’s more appealing then putting in the work to improve yourself or create interesting content.
While I think visualization of goals can help and there’s nothing wrong with positive thinking, unless you put the work in behind it nothing will change. It’s a way for them to feel in control of something in their life, while assuring themselves they have some ability no one else has. That they’re not shunned for being an antisocial weirdo, but simply for being misunderstood. Plus they’re so set on being a victim that they experienced learn helplessness, which can manifest in depression and anxiety, because their mind screams at them they failed to launch. Actually going through treatment the way it’s meant to be done, not just whining for an hour once a week, is too hard for them.
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Because her viewers all still hate and mock her, she's still very near completely dependent on a woman she doesn't love and isn't attracted to, and is stuck living in a state she dislikes, with people who openly resent and financially exploit her. Nothing has really changed, despite her losing a bit of weight. I think on some level, Amber is beginning to realize she's getting older and her body is starting to give out. The months it apparently took her to shake an infection most women would have managed to treat in a week might have spooked her into realizing that she isn't infallible,and 50ish pounds isn't anywhere near enough weight loss to change that. And I think it's making her angry and bitter. And who else is she going to take that out on? Becky is probably immune to Ambers aggression at this point, the gays can just shut the bedroom door or go out when it gets too bad. She doesn't have anyone, so she just acts like a cunt to the re.tarded clowns who send her messages in IG.
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Wonder why she doesn't just abracadabra the fat right off her ass!!!
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So....due to a severe case of procrastination followed by a panicked period of OH SHIT, HALP, your most illustrious pink knitted pal has been AWOL and needs to catch up. I feel this can be facilitated most easily with a few questions and reading the minutes of the previous general meeting....what d'you mean, she ate them?
Point 1. Hello gorls. I missed you and I hope you are all still utterly vile.
Questions
1. Is our pet Cheesebeast free of cheese and down the expected 200lbs, freeing her beautiful butterfly self to be the wonderful person she truly is deep down and fulfil her destiny as the Next Grate Murcan Awfor via the riveting memoir "Amberlynn; the Life, the Legend, the Nosebag. Vol1, The Lardland Chronicles."
2. Has Thumbelina found a) a neck or b) a personality?
3. Is Erk now a fully functioning, useful member of society we are all proud to know?
4. Has his hair finally divorced him for a life of quiet retirement in the country, in the hope that, one day, the trauma can be overcome?
5. Has Ricky/ie got the memo that they are all just useless eaters - well, shovellers in Albert's case - and run off to NY to gay up a storm and take a different leather daddy home every night?
6. Have any of Big Albert's pets (except Erk's hair; see 3) above) kicked the bucket and did she even notice?
I fear the answers are a mix of "no," " fuck no" and " hahaha Clanger, don't be a spastic." Give me hope and encouragement, gorls, you know you're all gilded names in God's Little Book of Sunbeams.
Ps. @SAVE TWINKIE! Oh jesus. Does this mean you're my boss now? Do I have to....shudder....be nice to you*? Fuck.
*no, fuck no, and hahahaha.
Ps. Did I miss the annual newbie apocalypse? Please say no to that one, it's the highlight of my year.
Point 1. Hello gorls. I missed you and I hope you are all still utterly vile.
Questions
1. Is our pet Cheesebeast free of cheese and down the expected 200lbs, freeing her beautiful butterfly self to be the wonderful person she truly is deep down and fulfil her destiny as the Next Grate Murcan Awfor via the riveting memoir "Amberlynn; the Life, the Legend, the Nosebag. Vol1, The Lardland Chronicles."
2. Has Thumbelina found a) a neck or b) a personality?
3. Is Erk now a fully functioning, useful member of society we are all proud to know?
4. Has his hair finally divorced him for a life of quiet retirement in the country, in the hope that, one day, the trauma can be overcome?
5. Has Ricky/ie got the memo that they are all just useless eaters - well, shovellers in Albert's case - and run off to NY to gay up a storm and take a different leather daddy home every night?
6. Have any of Big Albert's pets (except Erk's hair; see 3) above) kicked the bucket and did she even notice?
I fear the answers are a mix of "no," " fuck no" and " hahaha Clanger, don't be a spastic." Give me hope and encouragement, gorls, you know you're all gilded names in God's Little Book of Sunbeams.
Ps. @SAVE TWINKIE! Oh jesus. Does this mean you're my boss now? Do I have to....shudder....be nice to you*? Fuck.
*no, fuck no, and hahahaha.
Ps. Did I miss the annual newbie apocalypse? Please say no to that one, it's the highlight of my year.
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We haven't had that yet, but you may have missed the Reddit apocalypse. The fun from that starts here.
Even if she is rigging her weigh ins it's worth it to see certain hambeast reactors losing their shit over it.
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“Work in progress”I wonder why...
Work in progress, train wreck, same difference
She’s already failing and the weight is creeping back.
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So she didn't fix her sleep schedule after all. Figures. She never sees anything through to the end.
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For real. I don't care if she gains or loses or lies about whatever, because the crowd reaction to this has been solid gold. She went from a rabid boolying youtube comment section to now a bunch of gorl i knew u had this! *sparkleheart* while the hadurnation bleats their disgust on all social media platforms. Amber's been boring for so long, I kinda want to send her a superchat for livening everything up.
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Welcome back, Clanger! Vile? But, of course!
You know how the Amberverse works. Youse can be gone a day, a week, a month and nothing actually changes. Just add more ellbees, more laaaahs, more haydurs, and more contempt towards her audience. The Phases of the Cycle remain constant as the winds and tides. We're currently in Phase 1 again with the New Year and promises being made and being broken before our eyes.
The latest debate centers around her "magical" supposed loss of FIDDY POUNDS!!! in just one month. I'll have to go find the pic of her sitting with the other Hambeasts and edit it here so you can judge for yourself. (Please don't rate me horrifying for doing so, cuz, well, it is horrifying in and of itself).
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Luckily for her, her misery won’t last too long.
