💼 Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

Speaking of justice, Robert gives a rather predictable take on the Dancula Nazi pug drama:

Bob sneering at "always online types" is possibly even more lacking in self-awareness than when he chided all you fatties to hit the gym.

 

[Jack Awful]

Spoiler: Tell me how GOP voters will suffer

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“"Vote for me and we WILL spend 4-8 years punishing everyone responsible for the last 4 years" would... honestly be the most compelling platform any of these people have put up yet, for me. Yes, fine, M4A too - but tell me how the GOP (and their voters!) will *suffer* 👍 https://t.co/VZxupUNY3Y”

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The Nazis thought the Jews were objectively bad people too and came up with their own sciences in order to quantify it.

Just saying.

 

[Flexo]

Well Bob, here's what everyone would love to watch happen to you.

karandashik on TikTok

#foryou #sorrynotsorry

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[Judge Dredd]

Bob sneering at "always online types" is possibly even more lacking in self-awareness than when he chided all you fatties to hit the gym.

It's also one of the most totalitarian things he's said in a while. Gulag people Bob doesn't like. The official excuse is largely immaterial.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Surely supreme leader Warren will make his wish come true

By making her rub his stomach and feet?

 

[Rei is shit]

The dankula shit went in a surprising direction.

Have fewer followers than robert? WHO ARE YOU AGAIN LOL
Have way more followers/viewers than robert? LOL SOME UNBOXING CHANNEL STILL HAS MORE


It's even more entertaining when you see the context of what he was replying to.


I'm willing to bet that Robert jacked off to hillary in high school. Its the only thing that explains his steadfast defense of her.


Robert blames fans for sonic, claims to be pro union, and ignores disney being a shitty company all in a few tweets

 

[Flexo]

By making her rub his stomach and feet?

Feet??????

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Feet??????
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Forgot he had feet.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Cinema Roberto is more of an idea man I see
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....wait a fucking goddamn minute. Blob read CHOMSKY?

.......that explains A LOT about his current mindset.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

....wait a fucking goddamn minute. Blob read CHOMSKY?

.......that explains A LOT about his current mindset.

He read a Wikipedia, Robert doesn’t read the actual material.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Allow me to drop a hot take on you guys
Bob frequently talks about how he wants the people "holding us back" to die so we can reach his superior future, right?
And when he talks about the superior future, he refers to space craft and robot body to put his brain in, right?
Well, in his book, a continuing theme is discussions of his Grandmother's failing health, and it becomes very clear that he's not capable of handling death, he struggles with the idea of it and can barely bring himself to think about it. The reason Bob is so open about his willingness to kill 2/3 the population of the US is because, in his mind, he directly sees their continued existence as leading to his death, and believes if he could kill them he would be able to reach immortality.

I disagree. He understands death perfectly. His other admissions in the book (such as sabotaging his anger management sessions) give credence to the fact he is a monstrous asshole who would have no problem killing the untermensch (and possibly jacking off while doing it.) His problem is that he has a hard time wrapping his mind around his own death. Notice whenever he talks about the superior future, he never talks about "me and my intellectual buddies will have our brains and hot takes preserved forever in computers." It's only him who gets his brain uploaded. I'm not certain it's been touched on before, but if the question of who else is worthy of the robot body is brought up, I'd bet he brushes it off as an afterthought: yeah, thinkers can get their bodies, but Bob has to be first in line.
This tells me that Bob doesn't have a problem with death in general. Rather, it's his own mortality that terrifies him. If he went to Grandma's funeral, he'd have to confront that fact: that nobody lives forever. Not even a loyal thinking consoomer like him. It's ironic, if it's true. This self-proclaimed "thinker" and superior man is terrified of death, while the "believers" he derides are able to come to terms with their mortality.

 

[FriendlyManbaby]

I disagree. He understands death perfectly. His other admissions in the book (such as sabotaging his anger management sessions) give credence to the fact he is a monstrous asshole who would have no problem killing the untermensch (and possibly jacking off while doing it.) His problem is that he has a hard time wrapping his mind around his own death. Notice whenever he talks about the superior future, he never talks about "me and my intellectual buddies will have our brains and hot takes preserved forever in computers." It's only him who gets his brain uploaded. I'm not certain it's been touched on before, but if the question of who else is worthy of the robot body is brought up, I'd bet he brushes it off as an afterthought: yeah, thinkers can get their bodies, but Bob has to be first in line.
This tells me that Bob doesn't have a problem with death in general. Rather, it's his own mortality that terrifies him. If he went to Grandma's funeral, he'd have to confront that fact: that nobody lives forever. Not even a loyal thinking consoomer like him. It's ironic, if it's true. This self-proclaimed "thinker" and superior man is terrified of death, while the "believers" he derides are able to come to terms with their mortality.

I wasn't trying to say he didn't understand the abstract of death, I was trying to say that he didn't understand and couldn't seem to come to terms with it in a real and personal sense. Ironically, that level of self-importance and self-obsession marks him as one of the most evil people I can imagine, willing to inflict countless deaths in hopes of delaying his own. If Bob were less of a coward and had even a fraction of the capabilities he claimed, he might be dangerous for that exact reason.

 

[King Dead]

Allow me to drop a hot take on you guys
Bob frequently talks about how he wants the people "holding us back" to die so we can reach his superior future, right?
And when he talks about the superior future, he refers to space craft and robot body to put his brain in, right?
Well, in his book, a continuing theme is discussions of his Grandmother's failing health, and it becomes very clear that he's not capable of handling death, he struggles with the idea of it and can barely bring himself to think about it. The reason Bob is so open about his willingness to kill 2/3 the population of the US is because, in his mind, he directly sees their continued existence as leading to his death, and believes if he could kill them he would be able to reach immortality.

Robert showcases what he thinks is the most compelling campaign proposal out of all the dem nominees. Can't say it's surprising at all. Also remember Robert just wants what's best for Red State voters and nows what their best interests:

Spoiler: Tell me how GOP voters will suffer

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“"Vote for me and we WILL spend 4-8 years punishing everyone responsible for the last 4 years" would... honestly be the most compelling platform any of these people have put up yet, for me. Yes, fine, M4A too - but tell me how the GOP (and their voters!) will *suffer* 👍 https://t.co/VZxupUNY3Y”

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Allow me to bring a little Christfag perspective into this, because there are a couple things I hadn't considered about Bob before.

I think @FriendlyManbaby makes a good point with regards to Bob having a fear of death. It's something that everyone has to wrestle with at some point, and it can become painfully clear to you when a loved one is at death's door. We fear that this is all there is, that when our life passes, that's it for us. It's a perfectly rational fear to have.

Bob also believes that good things should happen to good people, bad things to bad, and he even claims that you're a "moral or intellectual weakling" if you can't determine an objective quantification for these obviously subjective, unquantifiable things. But even putting aside that good and bad people are all relative to one's point of view, he wants those he hates to suffer, even if their only crime is disagreeing with him. He believes that he should be living in a utopia where he and his ilk get all the rewards, and everyone he hates is thrown into the pit.

For someone with a supposedly Christian upbringing (lol jesuit scholar), it's funny how he rejects Christian teaching on the former part while embracing the concept of God's judgment in the second.

Obviously, Christianity (and many other religions) has the concept of life after death, a better life for those who believe. It is this belief that helps those who are religious with their fear of death. Sure, doubts may remain, but their faith keeps them going.

Then there's the ol' "why do bad things happen to good people" question that Bob brings up. His answer is "they shouldn't, that's not fair, if i were in charge my enemies would get shipped to the gulags, reeeeeee." I'm not sure if all denominations have the same teaching, but from how my pastor described it, Christian teaching on the reason bad things happen to good people is because this isn't the world we were meant to inhabit. Due to the original sin, humanity was cast out from God's perfect world to the imperfect world beyond, where there is pain and suffering for everyone regardless of their morality. Only after the end times will believers enter the new heaven and new earth, the perfect world reborn. Bob would certainly love to see himself in the role of God in the end times, casting the heretics (i.e., anyone who disagrees with him) into the pit.

I think this is also part of what makes Bob so angry. He may rail against believers all he wants, but in his rejection of Christian teachings (or any religion, for that matter), he's cut himself off from a belief system that could help him with his anger at the world and its imperfections. Death loses its sting when you believe that it isn't the end, and bad times are easier to cope with when you realize they're just gonna happen no matter what. On top of that, returning to the church would offer a support network of fellow churchgoers, routine services to give him a reason to get out of the house, and (perhaps most importantly) a lot of potluck dinners. Instead, he embraces the most euphoric fedora-tipping anti-religious stance possible, deriding anyone of faith as a smooth-brained mongoloid, unable to compare with his galaxy-brain intellect.

Is belief irrational? Of course it is, and I certainly don't claim otherwise. But Bob's full of plenty of irrational beliefs as it stands, so he really shouldn't use that as an excuse.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I disagree. He understands death perfectly. His other admissions in the book (such as sabotaging his anger management sessions) give credence to the fact he is a monstrous asshole who would have no problem killing the untermensch (and possibly jacking off while doing it.) His problem is that he has a hard time wrapping his mind around his own death. Notice whenever he talks about the superior future, he never talks about "me and my intellectual buddies will have our brains and hot takes preserved forever in computers." It's only him who gets his brain uploaded. I'm not certain it's been touched on before, but if the question of who else is worthy of the robot body is brought up, I'd bet he brushes it off as an afterthought: yeah, thinkers can get their bodies, but Bob has to be first in line.
This tells me that Bob doesn't have a problem with death in general. Rather, it's his own mortality that terrifies him. If he went to Grandma's funeral, he'd have to confront that fact: that nobody lives forever. Not even a loyal thinking consoomer like him. It's ironic, if it's true. This self-proclaimed "thinker" and superior man is terrified of death, while the "believers" he derides are able to come to terms with their mortality.

What about that time his dad died three years ago?

 

[Koby_Fish]

Allow me to bring a little Christfag perspective into this, because there are a couple things I hadn't considered about Bob before.

I think @FriendlyManbaby makes a good point with regards to Bob having a fear of death. It's something that everyone has to wrestle with at some point, and it can become painfully clear to you when a loved one is at death's door. We fear that this is all there is, that when our life passes, that's it for us. It's a perfectly rational fear to have.

Bob also believes that good things should happen to good people, bad things to bad, and he even claims that you're a "moral or intellectual weakling" if you can't determine an objective quantification for these obviously subjective, unquantifiable things. But even putting aside that good and bad people are all relative to one's point of view, he wants those he hates to suffer, even if their only crime is disagreeing with him. He believes that he should be living in a utopia where he and his ilk get all the rewards, and everyone he hates is thrown into the pit.

For someone with a supposedly Christian upbringing (lol jesuit scholar), it's funny how he rejects Christian teaching on the former part while embracing the concept of God's judgment in the second.

Obviously, Christianity (and many other religions) has the concept of life after death, a better life for those who believe. It is this belief that helps those who are religious with their fear of death. Sure, doubts may remain, but their faith keeps them going.

Then there's the ol' "why do bad things happen to good people" question that Bob brings up. His answer is "they shouldn't, that's not fair, if i were in charge my enemies would get shipped to the gulags, reeeeeee." I'm not sure if all denominations have the same teaching, but from how my pastor described it, Christian teaching on the reason bad things happen to good people is because this isn't the world we were meant to inhabit. Due to the original sin, humanity was cast out from God's perfect world to the imperfect world beyond, where there is pain and suffering for everyone regardless of their morality. Only after the end times will believers enter the new heaven and new earth, the perfect world reborn. Bob would certainly love to see himself in the role of God in the end times, casting the heretics (i.e., anyone who disagrees with him) into the pit.

I think this is also part of what makes Bob so angry. He may rail against believers all he wants, but in his rejection of Christian teachings (or any religion, for that matter), he's cut himself off from a belief system that could help him with his anger at the world and its imperfections. Death loses its sting when you believe that it isn't the end, and bad times are easier to cope with when you realize they're just gonna happen no matter what. On top of that, returning to the church would offer a support network of fellow churchgoers, routine services to give him a reason to get out of the house, and (perhaps most importantly) a lot of potluck dinners. Instead, he embraces the most euphoric fedora-tipping anti-religious stance possible, deriding anyone of faith as a smooth-brained mongoloid, unable to compare with his galaxy-brain intellect.

Is belief irrational? Of course it is, and I certainly don't claim otherwise. But Bob's full of plenty of irrational beliefs as it stands, so he really shouldn't use that as an excuse.

Bob strikes me as one of those atheists that came to the conclusion "Bad shit happens to good people, therefore God doesn't exist" at an early age, which MIGHT have started out as "Bad shit happens to good people, therefore I'm mad at God" and this devolved into full blown atheism down the line. This is an exceptional and extremely simplistic "logic", which should have been dispelled by any competent Catholic priest or Nun, but for some reason it wasn't, either that or blob refused to listen when they tried explaining it, or he was simply too exceptional to begin to understand. But leaving that aside, the core of Bob's problem started very early, as evidenced by his frustrated parents taking Lil Ahole Bob to counselling/therapy because he was a violent, spiteful, combative, petty unmanageable jackass. You ever heard of people who, to the people that know them, seem to have been "born bad"? Bob's seeming a lot like that sort of person. Like, I'm pretty sure there's some undiagnosed co-morbid sociopathy going on in Bob's autistic galaxy mario brain. Not that this can be fixed as we understand the concept, but it would explain a LOT.

 

[Adamska]

Robert gives his predictable take on the Hillary vs Bernie drama:

Spoiler: societal misogyny wass a factor

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“On the one hand... unhelpful. On the other hand... I'd still be bitter, too. And it's frustrating that people have difficulty accepting that the "powerful donor interests had a preferred candidate" AND "societal misogyny wass a factor" aspects of 2016 can BOTH be true. https://t.co/SxfytUMviQ”

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Robert showcases what he thinks is the most compelling campaign proposal out of all the dem nominees. Can't say it's surprising at all. Also remember Robert just wants what's best for Red State voters and nows what their best interests:

Spoiler: Tell me how GOP voters will suffer

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MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“"Vote for me and we WILL spend 4-8 years punishing everyone responsible for the last 4 years" would... honestly be the most compelling platform any of these people have put up yet, for me. Yes, fine, M4A too - but tell me how the GOP (and their voters!) will *suffer* 👍 https://t.co/VZxupUNY3Y”

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Honestly given Bobby is orbiting mainly around the women candidates that are accepted by the club he's trying to creep in, I will leave you this horrid idea:

He is so fucking thirsty that even Hillary and Warren will do. He'd have done the same with Tulsi and probably focus on her if she was accepted too at this point I bet.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

The dankula shit went in a surprising direction.

Have fewer followers than robert? WHO ARE YOU AGAIN LOL
Have way more followers/viewers than robert? LOL SOME UNBOXING CHANNEL STILL HAS MORE
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It's even more entertaining when you see the context of what he was replying to.
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This is a shockingly relevant point that I completely forgot about. Dank only got as big as he is because of the trial. The fact that Bob is ignoring that being brought up and that Marc is out pacing him by by saying that they are both somehow smaller than these mythical channels he uses as a straw man

Spoiler: Short rant

Let's keep in mind that these channels are flash in the pan and most of the time artificially inflated/propped up. Dank has been making content for his channel steadily since his arrest that people seem to like. Bob has been on YouTube for more than a decade and doing it "professionally" for the majority of that time. There is no showing of improvement or that he's learned anything. You have no excuse Bob Chipman and no one to blame but yourself.

is just pure Cinema Robert.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Bob strikes me as one of those atheists that came to the conclusion "Bad shit happens to good people, therefore God doesn't exist" at an early age, which MIGHT have started out as "Bad shit happens to good people, therefore I'm mad at God" and this devolved into full blown atheism down the line. This is an exceptional and extremely simplistic "logic", which should have been dispelled by any competent Catholic priest or Nun, but for some reason it wasn't, either that or blob refused to listen when they tried explaining it, or he was simply too exceptional to begin to understand. But leaving that aside, the core of Bob's problem started very early, as evidenced by his frustrated parents taking Lil Ahole Bob to counselling/therapy because he was a violent, spiteful, combative, petty unmanageable jackass. You ever heard of people who, to the people that know them, seem to have been "born bad"? Bob's seeming a lot like that sort of person. Like, I'm pretty sure there's some undiagnosed co-morbid sociopathy going on in Bob's autistic galaxy mario brain. Not that this can be fixed as we understand the concept, but it would explain a LOT.

Nobody who isn’t a sociopath would publically advocate for genocide with a straight face.

 

[Rei is shit]

Shane is taking the place of aimee terese


Roberts giga-brain reply to a very accurate point


Joe rogaine is bad! So bad that Bernie, who blob has zero problems with and would totally support, should be over!



He doesn't understand why his word mountain dew salad is called pretentious


Joker is problematic


And Roberts specific explanation


More proof that Roberts litmus test for intelligence amounts to agreeing with him

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Almost all police and military films are problematic. -- Talkie Robert