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A normal person would word it as "my bio mom had three children total" but as we all know Staph is a complete tardass
Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children
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Oh look another fucking pin
"90% gay" you mean 100% cishet
Her mom deserves all the weed in the world for putting up with her
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Oh for Christ sake's steph, there are whiteys out there that do have native american blood in them despite some of them having skin whiter than a Russian vampire. Also it technically isn't wrong to call a white person a native American if they are from America. You want to know what the native american think about that? Nothing, they have their own shit to deal with without cramming in basic white bitch bitching. Stop trying to find problems to bitch about and do something slightly useful for once!
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Things that appear to influence Steph's view of Joaquin Phoenix:
- How much of a threat he is to dethroning Heath Ledger as the Best Joker
- What his opinion is of Adam Driver, who is quickly replacing Heath Ledger as the Number 1 Husbando.
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Re: the last image. Just an FYI from someone who lives in the same town as this cretin:
At the local college there are regularly your typical autistic SJW demos, including die-ins with people dramatically sprawled on the ground, descriptions of sexual assault, or something weirdo screaming ABORTIONS FOR ALL when you’re just trying to grab a cup of coffee.
So then some republican kids had a demo. The brats at BU flipped the fuck out because Republicans are literal Hitler, so they flipped their table, started screaming things like PUSSY! PUSSY! YOURE A FUCKIN PUSSY in their faces, threatening them with violence, tearing up their flyers, etc. Massive ultra chimp-out irl. These are Staph’s ~comrades (but I guarantee she doesn’t know any of them; students here rarely mix with dumpy potato townies in fedoras even if they are genderspecial)
So now, the school is saying the republican demo was too provocative...bc the other students threw a tantrum. I think one of the repub signs about the 2nd amendment had a gun on it or something? So they’re saying the group can’t meet or have events. Sooooo today a local politician was like “lol fuck that” and came down. Im not in the group but I did actually meet him today, and he wasn’t making a fuss or scene, he just wanted to talk to the kids and then discuss it with the Dean. You know, a representative doing his goddamn job. It was chill af except for some random girl who walked by and started to lecture/REEE at everyone for a minute.
Tl;dr: Staph has nothing to do with any of this and is a posturing moron who hates free speech. Go make out with your imaginary pedophile serial killer boyfriend, asshole
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I can't decide if that's better, or worse.
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She might not admit to it, but it's the truth. You can feel it too, don't you?
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Pet Owner of Aquatic Terrapids:
Stephie, Sweetie put the knives away...and don't shit on Peetie's Litterbox!!!
Peetie must love u or...put him up for Adoption.
He'll be...ever so grateful!
He's gonna need specific diet overhauls to be desireable.
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I CAN'T AFFORD $45 FOR MY ORIGINAL BIRTH CERTIFICATE BUT $10 FOR A SHITTY ADAM DRIVER PIN??? GET THE FUCK IN MATE I LOVE IT!!!!
(Yes fine I will accept my hats.)
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Dude, called it so hard.
Considering the consistency of her story of being in special ed, I actually do believe it, but not for reasons she says. I think she had behavioral outbursts and had to be in the emotionally disturbed classroom. Face it, if a kid can coast through normal shit and have no diagnosis, they will. And no one will bat an eye. But she didnt coast: she was a sped through and through.
And considering that those who have less severe FAS can get by in life and not end up as a waste of space or in jail, she must be pretty damn retarded.
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"i wish people didn't use lame because of my dysfunctional legs 
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damn she's acting like she's hobbling around on crutches with crumpled legs like a hartley hooligan (F) when she just has a janky knee. yeah it sucks to have bad knees, but a lot of people have bad knees and tough it out. it's really common. while we're at it, since she's always complaining about it, bad backs are common too. you aren't crippled, steph.
doesn't her mom use a walker? i remember that picture of her mom at pride and she has an oxygen tank and i could have sworn she had a walker as well. it'd be more justifiable saying "i don't like the word lame because my mom has mobility problems" but she would never say anyone's problems are worse than hers, even her own mother's.
" damn she's acting like she's hobbling around on crutches with crumpled legs like a hartley hooligan (F) when she just has a janky knee. yeah it sucks to have bad knees, but a lot of people have bad knees and tough it out. it's really common. while we're at it, since she's always complaining about it, bad backs are common too. you aren't crippled, steph.
doesn't her mom use a walker? i remember that picture of her mom at pride and she has an oxygen tank and i could have sworn she had a walker as well. it'd be more justifiable saying "i don't like the word lame because my mom has mobility problems" but she would never say anyone's problems are worse than hers, even her own mother's.
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Outing myself as a cripple just say fuck off exceptional lameass. There is no way in hell you are personally offended by the word lame. No one has ever called you lame except to address how you are always, without exception, the least fun person in the building.
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Being reminded she's the least fun person in the building is personally offensive to her.
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CPS will basically throw children into an active volcano if the kid points at it and says “mama.” Does this grown-ass woman with a MSW not understand how terrible your home life has to be to have THREE children PERMANENTLY removed from the home? Like she just glosses right over that part 
Same with her stories about being in the sped class at school- if you aren’t wandering around with Downs, rubbing feces on the walls, or trying to shove a cat in a microwave, schools are basically like “holding a book = fully literate.” So if you were placed in a special class, it’s because you’ve got problems. And not the interesting hard-won kind of problems that fucking suck but are at least about life experience & lessons- I mean the sad, 55-years-old-and-getting-fired-from-a-grocery-bagging-job kind of problems.
Goddamn I just bummed myself out, my bad
Same with her stories about being in the sped class at school- if you aren’t wandering around with Downs, rubbing feces on the walls, or trying to shove a cat in a microwave, schools are basically like “holding a book = fully literate.” So if you were placed in a special class, it’s because you’ve got problems. And not the interesting hard-won kind of problems that fucking suck but are at least about life experience & lessons- I mean the sad, 55-years-old-and-getting-fired-from-a-grocery-bagging-job kind of problems.
Goddamn I just bummed myself out, my bad
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"i wish people didn't use lame because of my dysfunctional legs
damn she's acting like she's hobbling around on crutches with crumpled legs like a hartley hooligan (F) when she just has a janky knee. yeah it sucks to have bad knees, but a lot of people have bad knees and tough it out. it's really common. while we're at it, since she's always complaining about it, bad backs are common too. you aren't crippled, steph.
doesn't her mom use a walker? i remember that picture of her mom at pride and she has an oxygen tank and i could have sworn she had a walker as well. it'd be more justifiable saying "i don't like the word lame because my mom has mobility problems" but she would never say anyone's problems are worse than hers, even her own mother's.
Not to mention lame hasn't primarily meant "mobility issues/crippled" for decades. Almost everybody you ask will answer "uncool/bad/stupid" when asked what lame means - language evolves and word meanings change. "Lame is an ableist term" is a disturbingly common SJW reach for mUh AbLeIsM, but I'm not in the least surprised Sapphire claims it for oppression points.
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Let's not breeze over the sometimes I wake up with aches and pains and sometimes I don't post in that dump. Staph's in her 30s duh sometimes you get aches and pains, it's called aging sweaty and it happens to all of us
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I wonder how long it will take to Steph to discover River Phoenix, Joaquin's brother, and include him in her husbandos harem.
- No cleft lip scar
- Great actor
- He was the most handsome of the Phoenix brothers
- He's dead!
- No cleft lip scar
- Great actor
- He was the most handsome of the Phoenix brothers
- He's dead!
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CPS will basically throw children into an active volcano if the kid points at it and says “mama.” Does this grown-ass woman with a MSW not understand how terrible your home life has to be to have THREE children PERMANENTLY removed from the home? Like she just glosses right over that part
But it's nothing compared to the abuse she's suffered at the hands of her adoptive parents. Her dad yells at her. A mentally ill alcoholic who's already lost custody of two children would never be so cruel.
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