🌟 Internet Famous Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz - OG Internet blogger, Author of the NYT bestseller Alphabet of Manliness, Cohost of the Biggest Problem in the Universe, Filer of the Lolsuit. MADDOX BLAST!

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Sean is best when Dick says something dumb enough to provoke an actual argument. Hearing him btfo Dick on mental health was fun

Most of the time, he doesn't give three flying fucks. This is because he's not a retarded dramawhore like everyone else even tangentially related to the show.
 
Todays show is going to be filled with show orbiters garbage, the sonic chick is sperging out, hazencruz is crying about payment for bits like his awful attempt at facebook's news, I wish dick takes the chance to cut this trend of giving air time to orbiters and clout chasers, last week's show was a fucking good while justin whang was there, It always seemed to me that dick self awareness was on point, even when chaggot was and some people talk shit, he and sean thought ,correctly, that it was a good show, now I cant fathom how dick thinks having is producer in the guest chair gives something to the show, the dude maybe a good behind the scenes helping hand, but fuck is he boring, his voice is not made for radio, the drama he brings with is girlfriend is low tier content,no one cares about his podcast with crippled jesus, and the worst thing is that dick is going to keep having these autist on, is not easy having a good guest every week, and this cheap wack pack drama gives a lot of minutes of filler content, having said all that, it would be easy as hell to return to a good show in a hearbeat, have kian or vito on the guest chair, have a good autist call in (hamster guy,taylor from pka, the kiwi), a sean rage would be nice, a song and voicemails, 10/10 show.
 
Mister Qwerty said:
The problem with The Dick Show is Dax Herrera needs Maddox (or somebody like him) and he knows it. Maddox may not be likeable but he’s the guy we love to hate. Maddox was the perfect foil, He had that special kind of arrogance, hubris and stupidity of a Bugs Bunny villain.

I think Dax trying to cultivate something like Howard Stern’s Wack Pack for his podcast, but I don’t think it will work. He shouldn’t surround himself with sycophants. He needs somebody to fight him. He needs conflict. I think it brings the best out of him.
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Stern was a master at bringing the best entertainment possible out of his sideshow freaks. He also knew how to let that type of thing develop organically, and not get stale by having funny bits/scenarios and the like planned for their later appearances, while also knowing not to burn his audience out on em by limiting their on-air time and show access. I think the fact that he himself was an ugly freak with severe issues helped too. I

NeoGAF Lurker said:
Maybe as a compromise, the show can have time stamps. We can skip the terrible guests and Dick can still use the show to pull in threesome opportunities. It’s win-win!
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You could call them "tramp stamps" and maybe he'll reconsider using them since he'll be getting a free joke out of it
 
I'm also liking how Dick is rewriting the narrative when it comes to his hissy fit with @Had. Had might be an exceptional sperg, but when Dick says he called in rather than Dick pulling him out of the Discord to berate him for five minutes makes Dick look like a holier than thou douche.
 
Mister Qwerty said:
The problem with The Dick Show is Dax Herrera needs Maddox (or somebody like him) and he knows it. Maddox may not be likeable but he’s the guy we love to hate. Maddox was the perfect foil, He had that special kind of arrogance, hubris and stupidity of a Bugs Bunny villain.

I think Dax trying to cultivate something like Howard Stern’s Wack Pack for his podcast, but I don’t think it will work. He shouldn’t surround himself with sycophants. He needs somebody to fight him. He needs conflict. I think it brings the best out of him.
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Maybe this makes me a traitor to the dickheads but I really only listen to Jesse's PodAwful podcast right now. It's just 2 hours of him making fun of lolcows every week. Never gets old
 
NeoGAF Lurker said:
The fact that this is being discussed two weeks after this shit kicked off is another warning sign. Even when there was the fallout with Asterios, it lasted a week.

To recap:

1. DA HATERZ
2. Sperging at his fan base who generously fund his Patreon
3. Not owning up to the spergfits and instead lying and dragging it on for weeks

This pretty much places him in lolcow territory. Does he get another chance to calm down or should we get his own thread going (in the lolcow section, not the multimedia section nobody really reads outside of laughing at Star Wars autists)?
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I'm... not exactly sure. He's definitely heading towards getting his own thread, that's for certain. He didn't act remotely this autistic about... well, about anyone in the show's history.

You know, it seems like the halcyon days of TDS were when Jamie Lynn Hughes was still around, and Dick was having three-ways with her. Does Dick need three-ways to be tardwrangled? Like has he been trying to fuck MintSalad but she's not putting out and he's throwing a hissy fit? If that's the case, yeah, he's a lolcow in my eyes.

As many tards have been involved with the show, Dick's never seemed to flip his lid so much like he has lately. Dick never got very worked up over Clegg, Adam Nash, The Rommel, or even Asterios (and he had every right to with Asterios); but here comes one 19 year old girl who paid some guy to fuck her, who has a boyfriend (wait, was that the same guy she paid to fuck?) whose voice makes me picture him as this kid:

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and Dick suddenly turns into a sperglord.

I always appreciated Dick giving advice to his younger fans, I certainly would have been one of them if I were their age today, but this is just getting weird.
 
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Mister Qwerty said:
The problem with The Dick Show is Dax Herrera needs Maddox (or somebody like him) and he knows it. Maddox may not be likeable but he’s the guy we love to hate. Maddox was the perfect foil, He had that special kind of arrogance, hubris and stupidity of a Bugs Bunny villain.

I think Dax trying to cultivate something like Howard Stern’s Wack Pack for his podcast, but I don’t think it will work. He shouldn’t surround himself with sycophants. He needs somebody to fight him. He needs conflict. I think it brings the best out of him.
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Are you saying that Dax needs a KF thread?
 
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Pissmaster General said:
I'm... not exactly sure. He's definitely heading towards getting his own thread, that's for certain.
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Personally it would be funnier if this becomes a joint thread. Maddox will continue to get cucked, and Dick will have to live with officially becoming a lolcow who's equivalent to Maddox
 
soy_king said:
Personally it would be funnier if this becomes a joint thread. Maddox will continue to get cucked, and Dick will have to live with officially becoming a lolcow who's equivalent to Maddox
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At this point, Dick and Maddox are impossible to separate, so it makes sense. Dick has built an identity for himself and his show that's almost entirely based on spiting Maddox. He hangs Maddox's bedsheets on his walls, owns the same hat Maddox wore in a tossed off interview, and is fucking his ex girlfriend. Personally, I get the feeling he only even stays with 80s girl because it's better for his "eternally cucking Maddox" narrative, and she only goes along with the poly relationships and threesomes to keep him interested. A big assumption to make of course, but it makes some sense considering his weird relationship with Jamie Lynn Hughes, who he still keeps a pixel figure of dead center in his streams
 

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Ped Xing said:
In my dreams Dick getting a thread will make Maddox think he's won, and he'll register as a Kiwi Farms user.
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I... would like this. I can see his name being something like "Maddox RuLeZ" and we can lull him into a false sense of security just to get him to spill some goss and make an ass of himself.
 
Holy shit Jesse is funny. I never checked him out.

Bit of a Cassandra, I guess. He trolled Dick long before everyone else noticed he was retarded. We were all too dazzled by Maddox' supercritical stupidity to see the glow of potential lolcowdom from Dick.
 
Ped Xing said:
Holy shit Jesse is funny. I never checked him out.

Bit of a Cassandra, I guess. He trolled Dick long before everyone else noticed he was exceptional. We were all too dazzled by Maddox' supercritical stupidity to see the glow of potential lolcowdom from Dick.
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I kinda want to see Jesse co-host a WATP episode. I feel like he'd have some pretty good takes
 
Ped Xing said:
Holy shit Jesse is funny. I never checked him out.

Bit of a Cassandra, I guess. He trolled Dick long before everyone else noticed he was exceptional. We were all too dazzled by Maddox' supercritical stupidity to see the glow of potential lolcowdom from Dick.
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Yeah, I always assumed that he would've been terrible n boring to watch just based on his association with Maddox, and then his association with Revenge of the Cis. That was until he had a falling out with RotC, and did some shows making fun of them, which gave me a chance to see that he's actually funny, creative, and probably most importantly, not lazy about his show n material (he ain't trying to coast with superchats n donations for the least effort he can put in).
 
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