🤝 Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

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Bitch added Hidradenitis Suppurativa ! Sure is sounds serious but, in reality its just condition when your pores clogs around your armpits and gentials causing sores and pus filled lesions. But, its not life threatening. Just a damn painful inconvenience till those fuckers pop.
Lol this is too much. She's basically advertising that she's got a nasty kitty
 
She appears to be trying to get an EDS diagnosis.

Like bitch you're already supposed to have primary adrenal insufficiency and lupus, bendy bones ain't that serious.
It really is a trophy dx right now. Just the mild types, though. They aren't clamoring for vascular type that could kill you suddenly and will certainly shorten your lifespan.
 
It really is a trophy dx right now. Just the mild types, though. They aren't clamoring for vascular type that could kill you suddenly and will certainly shorten your lifespan.

Yeah vascular EDS is a butt clencher since most patients don't know they have it and then they find out when they give birth. Can't really do a C-section because, well, it's like operating on someone who's loaded on insane amounts of warfarin.

Unfortunately you bled out. Game over.
 
Well, Paige isn't dead, so the death pool forges on (so sorry for your loss, KFS). She posted a customary Sad Walrus face on Instagram, explaining that she was absent due to health issues. She finally got the nose hose she asked Santa for, including her "don't fuck with this" tape and butterfly kiddie sticker. The bacteria seems to have continued to colonize her entire body, since she mentioned more "surgeries" (translation: draining pus).

Someone on IFGW grabbed screenshots before Paige took the post down, along with everything that was posted after Christmas. I don't remember any sort of drastic change in content that would explain why she'd need to nix the posts. Unless people were posting lots of concerned comments, which would only fuel her sick girl agenda.

Including pictures posted in IFGW for the sake of continuity.
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[photo from u/Sadielovelylady; caption from u/chronicrabies]
 
Lol this is too much. She's basically advertising that she's got a nasty kitty

Basically, I worked health care and had plenty of patients with the disorder . As you can imagine the smell is pretty bad. Kinda like infected cat urine and when you enter a room you can smell it. Not a disorder I would gloat about seeing it affects mainly obese women who already struggles with hygiene in the first place.
 
Well, Paige isn't dead, so the death pool forges on (so sorry for your loss, KFS). She posted a customary Sad Walrus face on Instagram, explaining that she was absent due to health issues. She finally got the nose hose she asked Santa for, including her "don't fuck with this" tape and butterfly kiddie sticker. The bacteria seems to have continued to colonize her entire body, since she mentioned more "surgeries" (translation: draining pus).

Someone on IFGW grabbed screenshots before Paige took the post down, along with everything that was posted after Christmas. I don't remember any sort of drastic change in content that would explain why she'd need to nix the posts. Unless people were posting lots of concerned comments, which would only fuel her sick girl agenda.

Including pictures posted in IFGW for the sake of continuity.
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[photo from u/Sadielovelylady; caption from u/chronicrabies]

The resources being wasted on Paige are mind-boggling in a country that is footing her insane and self induced medical costs.

It is really too bad she can't be put under surveillance because there is no way way these constant infections and tube issues are not self caused.
 
The resources being wasted on Paige are mind-boggling in a country that is footing her insane and self induced medical costs.

It is really too bad she can't be put under surveillance because there is no way way these constant infections and tube issues are not self caused.
Tube fuckery aside, at this stage I think all her infections have taken on a life of their own. They don’t need her help anymore! She’s probably been nuked with so many antibiotics that the ones that are left are resistant to every substance known to man
 
It's counterproductive, anyway. EMTs are going to sit there wondering what the hell myalgic encephelomyelitis is because it sounds serious. It's just the new fancy name for chronic fatigue syndrome.

That's even before they start considering what the fuck multilevel spinal disease is supposed to be.

Probably late to the party here but it's the other way around. ME is the older term and is now called CFS as it's a more accurate description. Munchies prefer the term ME because it sounds more sooper serious and gets more asspats.


Edit: nevermind I'm a fucking dumbass, apparently ME is what it was originally called in the UK and CFS was what it was originally called in the US hence the confusion.
 
Multilevel spine disease? Sounds like she has some bulging disks (or something similar) in different parts of her spine, but I am sure she would list each cervical, thoracic, and lumbar vertebrae affected if that was the case.
 
I know we don’t talk about Amanda much on here since IF is obsessed with her, but she’s now faking my favorite Munchie diagnosis, a la Jonzie. BRING. IT. Yasss!

“We’re cold”. Nope Ren, you are bored, ran out of physical ailments to fake and have moved onto mental ailments. Can’t wait till you gain even more weight on all the anti-psychotics they may try on you.
 
I know we don’t talk about Amanda much on here since IF is obsessed with her, but she’s now faking my favorite Munchie diagnosis, a la Jonzie. BRING. IT. Yasss!

“We’re cold”. Nope Ren, you are bored, ran out of physical ailments to fake and have moved onto mental ailments. Can’t wait till you gain even more weight on all the anti-psychotics they may try on you.

books read: 1
books written: 3

Sounds about right for a munchie author. Obviously nobody can understand your 17/10 pain but you. Why read other people when you can just vomit words all over a page instead.
 
I know we don’t talk about Amanda much on here since IF is obsessed with her, but she’s now faking my favorite Munchie diagnosis, a la Jonzie. BRING. IT. Yasss!

“We’re cold”. Nope Ren, you are bored, ran out of physical ailments to fake and have moved onto mental ailments. Can’t wait till you gain even more weight on all the anti-psychotics they may try on you.
I can't help myself. She looks so much like nool
Lol
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books read: 1
books written: 3

Sounds about right for a munchie author. Obviously nobody can understand your 17/10 pain but you. Why read other people when you can just vomit words all over a page instead.
I’ve read her books. Pretty sure at least 2 of themI read were not finished. My favorite part of her writing is how every chapter seems to start with a cohesive thought and then goes quickly down into what seems to be a drug-induced group of paragraphs with random generic sentences that a second grade teacher would tell you needs better descriptors and links.

Edit to add: oh and the caretaker/ incestual brother situation in one of her books that never resolved.
 
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It appears some paypiggy came through with dentist money for Kaelijae.

She's only streamed twice this decade, the pictures of her 40 year old boobs appear to be paying off.
I'll monitor thottub for vomit fuel. Sad thing is people probably are enjoying her tits.


This whore getting away with all these fake illnesses and Twitch protecting her gets me closer to a-logging than even Dsp's bullshit.
Poor wittle Kate needs a night off after only streaming 3 times this month. Hell, this decade.

That puddle of runny shit she calls art took 24 hours to create.

It has nothing to do with getting enough money from onlyfans simps to party. After she gets her art supplies and wacom, I fully expect another hard to prove financial, or medical emergency will lead to some begathons. Vegas area tattoo artists, start @ her! Yousa gon git paaaaaaid!

Edit: for her last couple of streams she has wore the same gross white tanktop and is looking increasingly haggard and cracked out. She talks like a "valley girl" from the early 80s and it's grating
 
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I’ve read her books. Pretty sure at least 2 of themI read were not finished. My favorite part of her writing is how every chapter seems to start with a cohesive thought and then goes quickly down into what seems to be a drug-induced group of paragraphs with random generic sentences that a second grade teacher would tell you needs better descriptors and links.

Edit to add: oh and the caretaker/ incestual brother situation in one of her books that never resolved.

Can you upload them? I love weird munchie novels.

Herschel Walker wrote one about DID after he got his brain turned to goop by football and it turns out he's actually a pretty good writer.
 
Morgan is stating how sick she is and how screwed up her heart is and how those evil doctors should’ve listened to her years ago when her Apple watch hr was going up to 480! 480! Even though the watch is scaled for 30-210 bmp.

And come on, 480?!? The highest heart rate ever recorded? Sure, Morgan.:story:
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