WWE Champions General - Despite his claims, DSP is still spending thousands of dollars on the WWE Champions mobile game

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He's really sticking to his 'not reading troll tips' plan tonight. Not even 'giving the attention' of adding them to the tips total.
He even got called out now that a significant amount of money is missing from the total, and Phil mocked the guy who tipped about it and called him an asshole trying to tell him how to count.
Now I know it's a troll tip, but if you're new to a stream and someone tips about a mobile game and the streamer just doesn't even add it to the tip total, that looks like some pretty dodgy shit is going on.

This is how you know the Champions thing really got under his skin. He has NEVER been able to stick to this commitment before, even before the constant goal he'd at least mock them. But he really has it in his head that he cannot say anything related to the game, and he's actually trying to discourage trolls from giving him money for it, meaning he does not want to risk anyone even seeing it associated with him.

It's infantile, but this is an actual serious attempt at damage control. He's actually scared of this one.
 
Surly Muppet said:
It's infantile, but this is an actual serious attempt at damage control. He's actually scared of this one.
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Because this could seriously mean the end of any and all credibility with both his fans that believe him and Kat. Who has any right to believe him after he's whaled out Bejewled: Hot Sweaty Men Edition? It's just a more modern take on the boy who cried wolf, but instead of wolves, it's foreclosure.
 
Most kids these days want to be a famous streamer, he should just roll with it. You win, you are the equivalent of a broke 1960s astronaut or broke 1990s baseball player! All of your friends will look up to you!
 
Surly Muppet said:
He's really sticking to his 'not reading troll tips' plan tonight. Not even 'giving the attention' of adding them to the tips total.
He even got called out now that a significant amount of money is missing from the total, and Phil mocked the guy who tipped about it and called him an asshole trying to tell him how to count.
Now I know it's a troll tip, but if you're new to a stream and someone tips about a mobile game and the streamer just doesn't even add it to the tip total, that looks like some pretty dodgy shit is going on.
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You got a rough idea of how much is not being counted tonight?
 
Kermit the Frog said:
It says a lot when Phil can't make a joke at his expense while he's pretending not to be himself. Like when he supposedly "looked up" DSP and "found out" he's a streamer, the top search results for Phil are always his jerking off video, yet Not DSP doesn't even mention it. Sure, dood, makes a ton of sense. If you or I were accused of being someone we're not and it turned out they did some dumb shit, they would be laughed at. There's zero reason why Not DSP wouldn't be all over Phil, if for no other reason than to at least keep up the appearance. Phil's ego is so fragile the he can't bring himself to do it, and now his fellow guild members know the truth. "Are you the guy? It's the guy! Is that really him? Yes! He was the guy caught masturbating in front of children!" We've proven beyond any reasonable doubt that it's Phil, but it's Phil's predictably terrible reaction to being outed that's made the whole thing worth digging into.
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I made this months ago, and I think it applies here.

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You got a rough idea of how much is not being counted tonight?
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It wasn't astronomical, but I didn't catch them. I think there were 2 completely ignored tips and then the 1 about not counting. I would estimate about $10. The last tipper was RockingSausage.

Phil also mentioned during the boomer segment that he currently has no idea when the TKOH forums will be back up, or what the specific problem is.
So now I'm suspicious he deliberately disabled the forums so he wouldn't have to constantly monitor them for unfortunate infodumps. More extremely suspect timing.
 
SkippyLongbottom said:
The fact he is even denying and lying to his own KKKlan mates is quite telling.
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I am surprised that Phil seems so protective about this Uselessness guild. It's not one of the best guilds in the game, and he's a big enough whale to where he could probably choose anywhere he'd want to go. Unless he's already blacklisted from everywhere else because he's Phil...
 
darkwingosonichugorl said:
I am surprised that Phil seems so protective about this Uselessness guild. It's not one of the best guilds in the game, and he's a big enough whale to where he could probably choose anywhere he'd want to go. Unless he's already blacklisted from everywhere else because he's Phil...
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Well he has some power and apparently respect among them. I think he genuinely likes the guild.
The most shocking thing of all this for me is that, while the writing reads like Phil, none of his posts are really condescending or snyde, and some of the people that spoke up claimed he helped people. That's a side of Phil that we have never seen before, and it was almost enough to make me doubt it was him initially.
 
Surly Muppet said:
Well he has some power and apparently respect among them. I think he genuinely likes the guild.
The most shocking thing of all this for me is that, while the writing reads like Phil, none of his posts are really condescending or snyde, and some of the people that spoke up claimed he helped people. That's a side of Phil that we have never seen before, and it was almost enough to make me doubt it was him initially.
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I wanna put this down to him thinking he's in a safe space, plus he's a leader

there were a few comments made by someone who asked him why he wasn't using a certain wrestler and he says "why would I, I have x character lol", but that's as dsp as he got
 
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Surly Muppet said:
Well he has some power and apparently respect among them. I think he genuinely likes the guild.
The most shocking thing of all this for me is that, while the writing reads like Phil, none of his posts are really condescending or snyde, and some of the people that spoke up claimed he helped people. That's a side of Phil that we have never seen before, and it was almost enough to make me doubt it was him initially.
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I think he likes them too. Or at the very least, he likes having an audience he can boast to. It isn't a secret Phil doesn't care about his normal paypigs, and in his gout infested mind, I think he believes he's better than them. They're only there to see and pay for the privilege of watching him play whatever random game he's thrown on. But in his guild, he's getting the respect and praise from other "highly skilled" players who can also afford to keep ranking highly.

I imagine Phil will help people out, but I think it is for his own ego, to feel like he's the expert at the game generously gracing his peers with his knowledge. He wants to be seen as an expert and he thinks he deserves respect. Basically, he's trying to relive his 4th place glory days.

What stood out to me was how passionate Phil sounded in his comments. I have no idea how accurate any of the stuff he was saying regarding the mechanics, but when is the last time Phil spoke that passionately about gameplay, outside of claiming something was bugged/broken/poorly designed etc.

What's really amusing to me is how Phil continues to self-sabotage himself. There was no reason for him not to try and become a mobile game streamer. With a few exception, his loyal paypigs don't care what games he plays and will continue to throw disability checks at him no matter what. Whatever ones he'd lose from not being a variety streamer would be replaced with wrestling/mobile game fans. Hell, if he even got big enough he might even get contacted by whatever company runs the game for some sort of partnership. At the very least, he could openly play and discuss the game/subject he actually cares about and derives happiness from. Instead, he's resigned himself to miserably playing other games, begging for contributions just so he can ride out the clock and get back to making his sweaty mobile men hug each other and roll around on the ground.

But, because he's spent so many years lying about his finances, he's ruined that opportunity because there's no way for him to bring up his true passion without admitting he's spent tens of thousands of dollars of money he insisted was going to taxes or bills or other such expenses.
 
Surly Muppet said:
Well he has some power and apparently respect among them. I think he genuinely likes the guild.
The most shocking thing of all this for me is that, while the writing reads like Phil, none of his posts are really condescending or snyde, and some of the people that spoke up claimed he helped people. That's a side of Phil that we have never seen before, and it was almost enough to make me doubt it was him initially.
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I chalk that up to the fact that it's about wrestling. It's the only thing he's ever shown passion for and the other people in the guild presumably share the same passion so he probably feels at home there.
 
If he was smart he would have claimed to be DSP on the discord/WWE game account and then deny deny on stream "Why would I post that? That's not me dood! That's a detractor, bottom line, god's honest truth. "
 
Not a single one in his faction has touched their manly Bejeweled clone for at least 23 hours. That's odd.

I tried to check this around 8 hours ago and couldn't log in. Now I can. Maybe they do something in his American area right now. Other factions from around the world show quite fresh times.

Ignoring that, DSP's last login was around midnight his time (Tuesday to Wednesday). No new data since then, I autistically checked every few hours.

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Edit: checked again, yes, not a single one of those 100 people was online for a minimum of 23 hours. Is this how you play mobile games these days, which you can access anytime and everywhere? Do they only play at the same time, do events and pay to win?
 
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Wurstbrot said:
Not a single one in his faction has touched their manly Bejeweled clone for at least 23 hours. That's odd.

I tried to check this around 8 hours ago and couldn't log in. Now I can. Maybe they do something in his American area right now. Other factions from around the world show quite fresh times.

Ignoring that, DSP's last login was around midnight his time (Tuesday to Wednesday). No new data since then, I autistically checked every few hours.

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Edit: checked again, yes, not a single one of those 100 people was online for a minimum of 23 hours. Is this how you play mobile games these days, which you can access anytime and everywhere? Do they only play at the same time, do events and pay to win?
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he's online, also note it's the 15th of the month, "not DSP" suspiciously has rolled for new wrestlers on DSP's payday

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plus he now has 2 more wrestlers

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pic from a different day:

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edit: logged out at 12:01a.m

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I know im late on this, but him addressing it just confirms it's him 100%.

If it's not him he could just open the game on his stream and point the screen at the camera and show what his name in the game is.
He can even give a shout out to the farms and this thread and hold it up as further evidence how stupid detractors are and that in reality he really need that money for bills.
 
Even with this shitstorm going on he can't resist wasting more money on his jpeg wrestlers. He really is an addict.
 
Banned in 49 States said:
I know im late on this, but him addressing it just confirms it's him 100%.

If it's not him he could just open the game on his stream and point the screen at the camera and show what his name in the game is.
He can even give a shout out to the farms and this thread and hold it up as further evidence how stupid detractors are and that in reality he really need that money for bills.
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he doesn't even need to show anything

just log in, and if it effects "TheyCallMeDSP" "logged out since" timer, we'll know

but then he could just pretend to log in so it wouldn't effect it

his philburnell@gmail apple id, linked to a phone# ending 05, was locked before and after he logged in, thought it might block purchases but he could be using a different email
 
So if Philip is in his room playing Champions, I assume Kat is in her room playing Skyrim and she assumes Philip is in his room just rubbing one out, I guess.
 
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