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So, who made SOS feel sads?
 
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So, who made SOS feel sads?
Well, even if she DFE'ed, we still have the highlights screenshot here. She's undoubtedly going to reinvent herself into something "new," but will inevitably end up munching into her usual cycle. She's covered a few of the instagram archetypes: Crunchy Mommy Blogger, Spoonie Warrior, and Military Wife. She could still go for the Eternal Traveler, Entrepeneurial/MLM Guru, Fitness Expert, Zen Master, Beauty Guru, Fashionista, etc.

Any theories on Paige? There's been talk of her messaging people on the down-low. She hasn't shown public signs of life since the new year. I'm wondering if she had some sort of blowout with her family (mom in particular), since she did see her for Christmas.

SJ posted a 2019 recap. It's a snoozefest in general, but she did provide cliff's notes in the comments. Why she didn't just put it in the video description is beyond me. Logic escapes her. I especially enjoy how she uses figurative language at the end, then adds another sentence explaining what she meant. Someone get this idiot a Pulitzer.
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I find his age/close to retirement fascinating mainly bc what is going to happen to all these SUPER SEVERE WORST CASE EVER spinal “instability” patients once he retires? He’s absolutely carved out his own niche of riches, and I would expect him to cut and run at any point in the next few years since he’s made his millions. Will this fad/trend die out after his retirement? If anything it just seems to be increasing as of late...
He has tried to mentor at least one neurosurgeon in his technique, but that didn't work out so well.
 
"I'm trying pop my skull in"

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Erm you look mighty good for an internal decapitation.


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You would think these people would at least google symptoms before posting laughable crap like that.

And of course please give her money.

If she really needed lifesaving neurosurgery, it would be covered and done.

Is this another potential patient of the butcher?
 
If she really needed lifesaving neurosurgery, it would be covered and done.

Is this another potential patient of the butcher?
She's already one.
She had major fusion surgery in Barcelona by the one guy who makes Henderson look legit, and is now suffering complications from fusion failure, so is raising cash for revision surgery.
 
Sara Dunn / Sara Harvey / Agony Autie had a break from e-begging for a couple of weeks after my last post.

Didn't last long: broke her silence on the 11th of January 2020, with an explanation saying that mental health has been declining since October 2019. She 'needs to recover both her mental and physical health with the help of her support network'. Then shares a video from January 2018 where she shares wisdom such as "depression is... for me its not being able to feel happy".

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I include a link to the same video on youtube (I have also backed it up, she deletes often):


2 minutes in details some of her physical conditions.

5 mins in she starts talking about more about being alone, having no friends, being depressed and crying more, its then that you realize her son has been in the room the entire time when he speaks up and is clearly unsettled by his mother and try's to make her happy. Again he is just used as a prop for her begging.

There's a bonus meta 'stim dance' at the end to well themed music, classic style to reward those who make it through.

Bee's World

Bee drew this photo of a deer burning, I have new wallpaper now.

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Bee's world! That's the one I've wanted to dig something up on.

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There's an entire video with her doing actions to some shitty song. Doesnt remember a single thing cause she keeps having to look offscreen for the actual actions.

If I was Australian I would be offend.

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Another video. I TOO LIKE CONVENIENT TREMORS.

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Tremor and CP? Not in these sign song videos.

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Look how much attention I can get by acting retarded!

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Oh, why's that?

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#doubt

Would seem she DFE'd. Wonder why.
 
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It's flat-out abusive of a child to parentify them in that way, recording cry videos in front of him so he has no choice but to comfort his mom.

Almost everyone's going to cry in front of their kids from time to time, if they're a crier at all. But there is no need for children to hear about their parent's unvarnished mental state full of anxiety and depression. Children aren't there to be your teddy bear and source of emotional comfort when your friends won't hang out with you. You're there to be that for THEM, not the other way around.

So many parents talk about wanting their kid to be like their friend, and people ask what's wrong with having a friendly relationship with a kid. This is what's wrong: people who can't maintain friendships with adults exploiting their children to get their emotional needs met. I can see why some people call it "emotional incest," since it's in some ways very similar to the way some pedophiles exploit kids because there's no way they could induce someone their own age into a sexual relationship.
 
Brace yourselves. Sarah-Jean Collapses--not falls on ice shoveling snow--but Collapes and crushed a loaf of bread.

Sarah-Jean's notHerpes 'blister' "popped" in the middle of the night in apparently a volcanic manner while she was sleeping. She woke up to a flat lip and nasty gooey stuff all over. SHE FELT WET and claims that this woke her up as if Niagra Falls relocated to her bed. She claims to be washing her bedding because of this but we all saw that video where she panned the camera around her room to show everyone all the puke stains she had not cleaned up so we should know better.

She also gets off her ass at home for 'snow removal.' Why this bitch can't use normal, everyday phrases for things is beyond me. Maybe she truly believes that she thinks she is speaking gooder English this way. During the 'snow removal' she felt weird and COLLAPSED----and she had a fever. She did not faint either--definitely collapsed! Apparently a passerby witnessed this display and after she proceeded to slide 3/4 of the way down her driveway, stopped and said "that looked really bad." His lack of concern is excused by Sarah saying that he didn't know that she collapsed instead of falling on the ice. Sarah, you can't even roll up that driveway with your SmartDrive---graceful isn't your middle name. So, not only did you NOT have herpes on your lip, but you did NOT fall on the icy conditions outside. You collapsed! She didn't fall. She went inside to relax then went back at it. This time though, she fell a couple times. Also, she went to Walmart and fell leaving the store, crushing a loaf of bread. No seriously. She fell on a loaf of bread. She also had that fever and was feeling sluggish. Her nurse called to see if the insurance situation was straightened out--Sarah told her about her health and nurse told her to go to ER or she would call Daddy on her. Sarah told her that she didnt' know her dad's number so NEENER NEENER.
She rambles on and mentions planning a "black tie gala" for her "organization." She booked a venue. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Rattles on about an IG partnership with Vogmask. Lost me when she stated they had a new design that looks like a zebra! My life is complete.

https://youtu.be/Tpcew17eZH0


I am almost through my busy work schedule and project and will be able to devote myself to the 2019 Sarah-Jean Video Recap.
 
Hello. Here is an update on this human.

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J@ime Teachey-Py1e of rural North Carolina either has a Google alert on her name or reads here. As a result she deleted all her YoutTube videos, but has bravely decided to leave her Instagram public.

She made a post that was suicide baiting, but took it down. Honestly, I did feel bad about it cuz I'm kind of new to the cyberbullying thing and no one wants to be responsible for someone's death. But then I didn't feel bad cuz suicide baiting is shitty and also I remembered she also cyberbullies people.

She made another post she left up that said this (above)
"I am assuming this person has a freshman mentality so higher levels will not be adequately comprehended...

...Somebody decid[ed] to call me out on one of the vile bullying/hate boards without doing their due diligence at all. ( by that I mean there were a lot of facts that were very very incorrect)... I am just shocked that quite a bit of the information that was shared was information only privy to a group of other people that are chronically ill. I don’t understand the malice and backstabbing in the chronic illness community. I don’t understand the “I’m sicker than you“ mentality. If you want that tiara and sash you can have it willingly. #chronicillnessqueen GO FOR IT. ⁣

Just a PSA — you catch more flies with honey. Also, Karma is a bitch!


I had found Jaime e-begging on reddit and commenting on illnessfakers... which is NOT a "chronic illness community," it's a snark community. Amy, Tina. CZ, Aubrey, Jaime had something mean to say about them all. So yes gurr, karma is a bitch. Gaze long into the abyss and all that.

In medical news, as of Dec. 31 she's still pursuing MCAS testing, and "I went to the eye doctor and he said I only needed blepharoplasty to fix my swollen eye. Yes, I WILL be having another doctor look. I’m not sure how my hooded eyes have anything to do with infected chalazions and the tear gland issues but whatever."

She wants general anesthesia to get her teeth fixed, and surmises she cannot pass a physical to do so because of her high blood pressure and heart rate. Which are from having dysautonomia, not being fat.
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Honestly tho this is not much m.ilk, she's not super interesting
 
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It's possible kaelijae is ill from viewing her own art https://twitter.com/eakjae/status/1215418160179863552?s=19
It appears some paypiggy came through with dentist money for Kaelijae.

She's only streamed twice this decade, the pictures of her 40 year old boobs appear to be paying off.
I'll monitor thottub for vomit fuel. Sad thing is people probably are enjoying her tits.


This whore getting away with all these fake illnesses and Twitch protecting her gets me closer to a-logging than even Dsp's bullshit.
 
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Brace yourselves. Sarah-Jean Collapses--not falls on ice shoveling snow--but Collapes and crushed a loaf of bread.

Sarah-Jean's notHerpes 'blister' "popped" in the middle of the night in apparently a volcanic manner while she was sleeping. She woke up to a flat lip and nasty gooey stuff all over. SHE FELT WET and claims that this woke her up as if Niagra Falls relocated to her bed. She claims to be washing her bedding because of this but we all saw that video where she panned the camera around her room to show everyone all the puke stains she had not cleaned up so we should know better.

She also gets off her ass at home for 'snow removal.' Why this bitch can't use normal, everyday phrases for things is beyond me. Maybe she truly believes that she thinks she is speaking gooder English this way. During the 'snow removal' she felt weird and COLLAPSED----and she had a fever. She did not faint either--definitely collapsed! Apparently a passerby witnessed this display and after she proceeded to slide 3/4 of the way down her driveway, stopped and said "that looked really bad." His lack of concern is excused by Sarah saying that he didn't know that she collapsed instead of falling on the ice. Sarah, you can't even roll up that driveway with your SmartDrive---graceful isn't your middle name. So, not only did you NOT have herpes on your lip, but you did NOT fall on the icy conditions outside. You collapsed! She didn't fall. She went inside to relax then went back at it. This time though, she fell a couple times. Also, she went to Walmart and fell leaving the store, crushing a loaf of bread. No seriously. She fell on a loaf of bread. She also had that fever and was feeling sluggish. Her nurse called to see if the insurance situation was straightened out--Sarah told her about her health and nurse told her to go to ER or she would call Daddy on her. Sarah told her that she didnt' know her dad's number so NEENER NEENER.
She rambles on and mentions planning a "black tie gala" for her "organization." She booked a venue. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Rattles on about an IG partnership with Vogmask. Lost me when she stated they had a new design that looks like a zebra! My life is complete.

https://youtu.be/Tpcew17eZH0


I am almost through my busy work schedule and project and will be able to devote myself to the 2019 Sarah-Jean Video Recap.

The details she adds make her worth following. Crushed a loaf of bread?

This crosses into the random access humour I find endlessly amusing. It's like watching a skilled improv actor take items out of the tickle trunk and come up with endless creative outcomes. Or watching someone with ADHD do a word-association test.

"Snow shovel"
LOAF OF BREAD!
 
"Snow shovel"
LOAF OF BREAD!

>shovel snow

Congratulations, you have obtained a loaf of bread, traveler. It was hidden under the snowdrift.

>go to doctor

The doctor says that there's nothing objectively wrong with you, and your subjective symptoms may be psychogenic in nature.

>the boil on my lip erupted and almost drowned me in the middle of the night and I have lupus

Your primary care physician has tired of this conversation. Would you like to visit Dr. Henderson?
 
Bee's world! That's the one I've wanted to dig something up on.

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There's an entire video with her doing actions to some shitty song. Doesnt remember a single thing cause she keeps having to look offscreen for the actual actions.

If I was Australian I would be offend.

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Another video. I TOO LIKE CONVENIENT TREMORS.

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Tremor and CP? Not in these sign song videos.

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Look how much attention I can get by acting exceptional!


Would seem she DFE'd. Wonder why.
The DFE occured after her father sent Null a "love letter".

 
"I'm trying pop my skull in"

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Erm you look mighty good for an internal decapitation.

Remember to pop your skulls in today, girlies!

It's flat-out abusive of a child to parentify them in that way, recording cry videos in front of him so he has no choice but to comfort his mom.

Almost everyone's going to cry in front of their kids from time to time, if they're a crier at all. But there is no need for children to hear about their parent's unvarnished mental state full of anxiety and depression. Children aren't there to be your teddy bear and source of emotional comfort when your friends won't hang out with you. You're there to be that for THEM, not the other way around.

So many parents talk about wanting their kid to be like their friend, and people ask what's wrong with having a friendly relationship with a kid. This is what's wrong: people who can't maintain friendships with adults exploiting their children to get their emotional needs met. I can see why some people call it "emotional incest," since it's in some ways very similar to the way some pedophiles exploit kids because there's no way they could induce someone their own age into a sexual relationship.

It's really depressing, especially given how young the son is. That kid's probably going to be kind of fucked up as an adult. :(
 
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