💼 Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[REGENDarySumanai]

Just something Bob retweeted.

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Luckily, another student was able to get a picture of the perpetrator before he got away:

Spoiler: The Perp

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Bob Chipman, defender of women, unless it's when he or Devin Faraci harass women.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob Chipman, defender of women, unless it's when he or Devin Faraci harass women.

Bob Chipman, defender of women, unless those cockteasing fucking cunts are Republicans.

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

First moon wheat and now a bomb that makes wet lands. For someone who loves science bob sure has a lack of basic knowledge about anything. He probably goes to magic shows and wonders why the government can't use the same technology the magician used to make a person disappear. to make the obsolete mayo ghouls disappear.

Where does Blob think his food and Schlitz come from?

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He lies about what he eats

Not going to lie it seems like Blob's tweets are fetishizing murder of the wrong people more and more often.

Oh course Blob would claim to like the two most cliche steak choices that most people only order when someone else is paying because they are incredibly overrated!

Egg: Over easy. Sure Blob. More like Egg over McMuffin...ten of them.

What strikes me about that list is how obvious it is that it is untrue.

To be very honest I'm starting to wonder about Blob's mental health. I'm not going to speculate because that's some bitch shit but let's take a look at Blob's life:

Makes bad videos which he edits to make his speech more rapid which keeps people from catching all the holes in his theories. He constantly gets mocked by people because his opinions are so clearly uninformed but just ignores them because he lives in his brother's basement and his brother clearly enables Blob's delusions.

When he isn't doing that he is pontificating about politics which he doesn't understand, science which he doesn't understand, etc etc etc.

We've also seen his brother come to his rescue when he gets revealed as the dumbass he is on there.

From what we can tell Blob's social interactions it is him wandering around the streets of Bawwwwwstan in a trench coach and a Hawaiian shirt and trawling Twitter for women to thirst after or people to suck up to in the hopes they pay him some minor kindness. When they do make that mistake he instantly becomes infatuated and creepy until eventually they ignore him and he moves on to his next victim.

He's like Guterman but he spreads his crazy out over multiple people and wears clothes during his videos.

I know we have a Deathpool but can we have a mass shooting pool because I'd like to add Blob.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Bob Chipman, defender of women, unless those cockteasing fucking cunts are Republicans.

Or Russians. Or unwoke leftists.

 

[Mola Ram]

I know we have a Deathpool but can we have a mass shooting pool because I'd like to add Blob.

Every time Bob being a mass shooter comes up the same joke gets made: good luck getting his fingers through the triggerguard.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

What the hell is Diabeeto on about? I feel like he's trying to reference some specific historical event but is so clueless about what actually happened he's making zero sense. The only times I know of when some British royal fled the country and their kid came back and took over were as part of the lengthy Catholic vs Protestant conflicts, and Fedorabob shouldn't have any hat in that race.

Given his lolcow nature and taste, it's probably referring to The Princess Diaries.

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

Every time Bob being a mass shooter comes up the same joke gets made: good luck getting his fingers through the triggerguard.

Now, Mola Ram, how could Blob become an expert marksman if his finger...does...not...fit.........................

 

[Adamska]

Hilariously this talk of him deciding to suicide with others via spree killing comes just a bit after he mentioned and bragged about fake handling guns.

Oi Bob, the superior future calls for no guns, so the state can remove you as needed.

 

[Neko GF]

Robert goes a step further in his hatred for Trump supporters, claiming that genociding people for their voting preferences isn't genocide:

Spoiler: Ignorance

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“Not that it's THE stupidest thing in this statement, but do you thing they know that if it WAS based on voting preferences it would then cease, by definition, to be "genocide?" https://t.co/eCb2wOknVC”

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The intellectual superman who will lead humanity to a superior enlightened future doesn't know what "genocide" means.

Also, does this logic apply to Robert?

Spoiler: Social Darwinism

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“If you're not good AT or FOR anything, contribute nothing but misery to others lives, actively make the world worse by being in it and are "left behind" by the world as a result of this; that's not "social darwinism" - that's just DARWINISM. https://t.co/j5VO2nA6su”

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On one hand, Robert doesn't really cause misery in anyone's lives (on account of him being pretty much powerless) and is good for a few lols. On the other hand Robert contributes nothing of value to society and actively fantasies about causing misery to other people's lives.

 

[Things Better Forgotten]

Also, does this logic apply to Robert?

Darwinism applies to Bob in the most basic way: no female is going to select him to pass on his genes to the next generation.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Robert goes a step further in his hatred for Trump supporters, claiming that genociding people for their voting preferences isn't genocide:

Spoiler: Ignorance

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Bob Chipman on Twitter

“Not that it's THE stupidest thing in this statement, but do you thing they know that if it WAS based on voting preferences it would then cease, by definition, to be "genocide?" https://t.co/eCb2wOknVC”

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The intellectual superman who will lead humanity to a superior enlightened future doesn't know what "genocide" means.

Also, does this logic apply to Robert?

Spoiler: Social Darwinism

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Bob Chipman on Twitter

“If you're not good AT or FOR anything, contribute nothing but misery to others lives, actively make the world worse by being in it and are "left behind" by the world as a result of this; that's not "social darwinism" - that's just DARWINISM. https://t.co/j5VO2nA6su”

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On one hand, Robert doesn't really cause misery in anyone's lives (on account of him being pretty much powerless) and is good for a few lols. On the other hand Robert contributes nothing of value to society and actively fantasies about causing misery to other people's lives.

In several different common definitions of genocide, most of them just say the systemic killing of a group of people, one adds especially an ethnic or religious group, but doesn't say it can only be an ethnic or religious group, and one specifically included political groups. Roberto is once again talking out of his ass. I guess when you're face and body look like his, it's easy to get the two confused.

And yeah Roberto, I'm sure that people who committed genocide thought the people they were genociding were really good AT and FOR things, contributed something, and were making the world a better place. That's why they tried to wipe their targets off the face of the earth. You're so different and unique from everyone who's advocated genocide before.

 

[Marche]

Am I missing some deep lore about how Aimee Therese wronged blob in such an unforgivable way that hes up at 3am looking for snarky tweets about her and people vaguely associated with her?

From what I remember he orbited her for quite some time but she just ignored him.
He gets these fixations on a single woman on twitter and orbits them super hard and tries to correct them when they are wrong, I am unsure if Aimee ever said anything to him to set him off but he flipped and started making passive agressive jabs about her and believe she took notice and mentioned his stalkerish behavior.

Bob thirsting is not as well reported as his general being a shithead with his superior future stance but its very much there and watching him simp is pretty revolting especially when its towards a chinese Lesbian with fake boobs like he recently did with Naomi.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

From what I remember he orbited her for quite some time but she just ignored him.
He gets these fixations on a single woman on twitter and orbits them super hard and tries to correct them when they are wrong, I am unsure if Aimee ever said anything to him to set him off but he flipped and started making passive agressive jabs about her and believe she took notice and mentioned his stalkerish behavior.

Bob thirsting is not as well reported as his general being a shithead with his superior future stance but its very much there and watching him simp is pretty revolting especially when its towards a chinese Lesbian with fake boobs like he recently did with Naomi.

The Chinese woman who knows a lot about robotics and stuff? Yeah, Bob would salivate over her because she'd be in his SUPERIOR FUTURE. Maybe Bob should learn something useful for once in his miserable life, but he wouldn't because he truly believes that he would be in the SUPERIOR FUTURE and not be shot due to being obsolete by his own standards.

 

[Hallstein995]

Robert is still mad at the Britbongs for not liking Prince Harry and Meghan Markle:

Spoiler: Loathsome Britbongs

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Bob Chipman on Twitter

“If I was in the UK I'd be panicking (more) right now because the younger cooler Prince and the Princess-who-doesn't-fit-in fucking off to adventure elsewhere is usually the part of The Saga where **everything** goes to shit and that ginger goof has to come back and save your ass”

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Robert being the tolerant galaxy-brained individual, claims that everyone who votes differently from him is brainless and that they "don't matter" for 478,897.434th time

Spoiler: Mind over Matter

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MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“People wonder how I cope with the existence of MAGA-folk in my mentions night and day. Really, it's all about keeping a solid grasp of mind over matter. These are people who don't have minds. So they don't matter. https://t.co/g48j9Vcb4r”

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Robert ramblems about the superior future™ , the idea of a Bernie Sanders Presidency would push a narrative that would enable the "transfer of capital from functioning states failed ones". Displays his hatred for the Rustbelt and it's voters.

Spoiler: superior future™

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“My sense is that any Democrat Prez who replaces Trump will have roughly the same policies/cabinet - Bernie is an "outsider" but he doesn't have an entire third party behind him and the DSA/DNC split isn't really as pronounced as is performed (especially among the non-Seniors)...”

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So is bob just this illiterate or what, because the whole situation with Prince Harry happened before with the Duke of Windsor and their was no shining moment when he returned to save them all. I'm half his age and have only ever spent a week in London and even I know that.

 

[breadandcircuses]

In Bob's superior future, culture critics like him (and all other thinkers that matter) would have big tiddy government issue cybernetic Asian girlfriends pre-programmed to please their round eye'd masters in any and every sexual deviancy they could imagine.

 

[Mola Ram]

In Bob's superior future, culture critics like him (and all other thinkers that matter) would have big tiddy government issue cybernetic Asian girlfriends pre-programmed to please their round eye'd masters in any and every sexual deviancy they could imagine.

I'm pretty sure Bob daydreams about having his brain uploaded into Hedonism Bot.

 

[Marche]

The Chinese woman who knows a lot about robotics and stuff? Yeah, Bob would salivate over her because she'd be in his SUPERIOR FUTURE. Maybe Bob should learn something useful for once in his miserable life, but he wouldn't because he truly believes that he would be in the SUPERIOR FUTURE and not be shot due to being obsolete by his own standards.

Yep her, he seems to have almost stopped at this point since being made fun of to the point she had to defend him and then deleted tweets when shown all the dumb shit he has said belittling people and superior future shit.

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[The Littlest Shitlord]

Hilariously this talk of him deciding to suicide with others via spree killing comes just a bit after he mentioned and bragged about fake handling guns.

Oi Bob, the superior future calls for no guns, so the state can remove you as needed.

Or just as merely desired. Which in Bob's case will happen pretty much as soon as soon as the "superior future" comes since it will require some sort of revolution to seize power from the obsoletes. And while it is a truism that the first people rounded up against the wall to be shot are the revolution's Useful Idiots, there's also a lot of personal score-settling that occurs during that time, and someone as abrasive as Cinema Robert is going to make a lot of enemies on his own side and no real friends at all. He will be toast. And he'll never see it coming.

 

[Deven]

Bob, you're not a boogeyman to anyone. You're a punching bag for people to make fun of and pejorative to mock others with. I know it's been talked about before but there is no way that Bob doesn't constantly search for mentions of his name, whether it's google alerts or he autistically has three different browsers constantly searching for new mentions of Bob Chipman, Robert Chipman, Bob "The Moviebob" Chipman, Cinema Robert, or Blobenfuer to name a few. This is, like, the fifth person I've seen who has NO connection to Bob that only mentions his name and Bob somehow finds it. It's like reverse SEO or something.

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“I'm such a boogeyman to these people they'll blame me for some shit William Tecumseh Sherman did 117 years before I was born and somehow tie it back to Beto O'Rourke... 🤔🙄 https://t.co/All7bBO3gA”

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Gamergate is a boogeyman. Bob, no one blames you for having caused anything - you are irrelevant. You are scary and disgusting only in the way waking up with a cockroach on ones face is - ie ultimately harmless.

 

[Positron]

Bob discovers that some strains of environmentalism lines up with his desire to genocide the midwest
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Re: "rewilding". Europe is the prime exponent in this endeavor but even they would think carefully before introducing large herbivores in the environment -- and that include the species that once roamed the very same area. Ecology is not plug-and-play; every new component you add might upset the whole system. And a changed environment cannot be restored simply by gathering the missing parts -- like a Nintendo game -- and put them back in topsy-turvy.

Again Bobby is most likely thinking along Jurassic Park, maybe even the Ice age series which is more his intellectual level.