💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Fatal Cardiac Infarction]

This definitely looks like something a man who's had two strokes should be eating.

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Honestly it looks -only- like food a double-strokeout veggie would eat.

 

[Zero fks to give]

I actually suspect his mommy is the mystery chef, given fatty steals recipes as often as he can; I don't believe for a second he made the mix himself. In short, he had to be propped by all the women in his life due to being such an entitled and whiny manchild.

The YouTube channel was the brother's idea then Jack went solo with it. When The Jack Fam visited the brother and father in Arkansas neither the brother or dad would be on video. The brother didn't even want his dogs filmed.

 

[Aaway]

Maybe he was crying. Might have tried to get up again to record to the 2nd part of the video and didn't have the strength to get up which upset him. They also could have been tears of joy since he was about to eat pork.

I said a couple months ago I hoped he was in a wheelchair for his son's wedding. So we might get video of Tammy pushing him on the dance floor in rhythm to the music. If the 2nd surgery is timed right I might get my wish.

speaking of junior's wedding, i wonder if that's still a go. i think it's supposed to be next month? and since jack is getting the same procedure done on his other foot in the near future he'll most likely be in a wheelchair for the wedding

low budget, weekday night wedding for the heir apparent

 

[{o}P II]

This definitely looks like something a man who's had two strokes should be eating.

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Raw meat that looks like human fecal matter is jacks signature dish

 

[salmonellajack]

speaking of junior's wedding, i wonder if that's still a go. i think it's supposed to be next month? and since jack is getting the same procedure done on his other foot in the near future he'll most likely be in a wheelchair for the wedding

low budget, weekday night wedding for the heir apparent

My thoughts are with the loved ones and family of the future Mrs Jack Junior

 

[Skeletor]

Damn, he really looks bad. I guess that’s been true for a while, but yikes.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Damn, he really looks bad. I guess that’s been true for a while, but yikes.

Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's doooor~

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Jack misses work. Perhaps he means “Missus Work,” who puts in the eight-hour days that allows for him to be an indolent mong.



Jack is not about to let this COPPA bullshit go:

 

[EvilDroid64]

Jack is not about to let this COPPA bullshit go:

Of course he won't. It's the perfect excuse to leave comments disabled, even though the real reason is obviously that he can't handle the critical comments.

 

[Bassomatic]

My thoughts are with the loved ones and family of the future Mrs Jack Junior

I really think it's a sad thing and cultural. Jack jr is smart/lucky to grab her.

Hope she wakes up, but not all cultures value love in the same way and I fear she's gonna be pushed to stick around because it's the right thing to do. Jr is gonna be just like pops and she's too young to lock her fate as tammy 2.0.

 

[Aaway]

Jack misses work. Perhaps he means “Missus Work,” who puts in the eight-hour days that allows for him to be an indolent mong.

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Jack is not about to let this COPPA bullshit go:

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the main reason i would watch jack's videos originally was to read through the comments so its safe to say i read through my fair share of CWJ/JOTG comment sections

i never once recall seeing anything that had to do with minors being posted on there nor can i recall a time where he had kids on his show. i still don't get why he keeps bringing this up

 

[Adamska]

the main reason i would watch jack's videos originally was to read through the comments so its safe to say i read through my fair share of CWJ/JOTG comment sections

i never once recall seeing anything that had to do with minors being posted on there nor can i recall a time where he had kids on his show. i still don't get why he keeps bringing this up

Fatty just couldn't come up with a better lie, plus I wouldn't be shocked if he is trying to defame his critics by calling them pedophiles too. I mean, the man lies like water flows, so why would you ever expect him to be honest.

 

[Religion is Dead]

the main reason i would watch jack's videos originally was to read through the comments so its safe to say i read through my fair share of CWJ/JOTG comment sections

i never once recall seeing anything that had to do with minors being posted on there nor can i recall a time where he had kids on his show. i still don't get why he keeps bringing this up

There was one video I recall when he visited a six or seven year old boy that had dressed up as him for Halloween, because children are idiots and don't know any better. I'll have to dig and see if I can find it.

 

[Buck Mullet]

Suffering through watching daytime TV... what a tool. Even wheelchair bound with one functional arm there are a myriad of things to do besides stare at the television. But Jack probably has it so ingrained in his mush brain that watching soaps and talk shows is just what one does when they are laid up for a month, not read or watch something educational or just about anything else possible given his condition.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Jack addresses mortality and the severity of his conditions, continues to eat discount variety store industry cut meat and remain sedentary.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Jack addresses mortality and the severity of his conditions, continues to eat discount variety store industry cut meat and remain sedentary.

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Jack can't even bend his leg enough to fit into some kind of contraption designed for people who can't bend their legs, and I bet he hasn't once considered the possibility of changing his diet and lifestyle to account for it.

 

[Fatafata]

the main reason i would watch jack's videos originally was to read through the comments so its safe to say i read through my fair share of CWJ/JOTG comment sections

i never once recall seeing anything that had to do with minors being posted on there nor can i recall a time where he had kids on his show. i still don't get why he keeps bringing this up

There is some old videos from CA like where Jack goes to Jack jrs school and they rate the food. Maybe the comments were just how exceptional and spoilt the kids came off (think jr refused to eat the meal, as did jack).

To be fair you can go back 6 or 7 years and jack has been consistent on his line if there being shit comments about kids, but I think again that is more that people are commenting about how badly behaved everyone is and jack takes that cm given to make it a metre. He's being feeble minded.

 

[Gladatha]

There was one video I recall when he visited a six or seven year old boy that had dressed up as him for Halloween, because children are idiots and don't know any better. I'll have to dig and see if I can find it.

Let's not forget that Jack Jr was heavily featured in his early heyday. Even recently on a live chat he brought out a little boy to show off.

But no. Luckily Jack's focus is on food without ever featuring minors without written consent.

 

[Aaway]

There was one video I recall when he visited a six or seven year old boy that had dressed up as him for Halloween, because children are idiots and don't know any better. I'll have to dig and see if I can find it.

oh man, dressing up as jack for halloween now would be a whole production

in addition to a fat suit, yellow hat, fake goatee, and glasses you would need a wheelchair and your right arm dangling off to the side. and of course a burger in your left hand

 

[captkrisma]

oh man, dressing up as jack for halloween now would be a whole production

in addition to a fat suit, yellow hat, fake goatee, and glasses you would need a wheelchair and your right arm dangling off to the side. and of course a burger in your left hand

And THEN you need to get a wendigo costume...