Disaster Jeffery Epstein has comitted suicide - Matt Groening got him

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Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein is dead, law enforcement sources said Saturday.

A gurney carrying a man who looked like Epstein was wheeled out of the Manhattan Correctional Center around 7:30 a.m. The ambulance went to New York Downtown Hospital.
 


Are there even any other examples of memes like this becoming so prevalent that they're adopted by everyone on the fucking planet? I don't even think that Killroy or that weird "S" symbol were as prolific as the "Epstein didn't kill himself" meme. It's amazing that it moved through society as quickly and as thoroughly as it did.

Also no I have no idea why my text is way over here. Haters to the left, I guess.
 
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Do they really let people in jail have prescription bottles? That seems like a really bad idea. Even if it is just blood pressure medicine or something.
No, they don't, at least not for normal people. Warden doses it so you can't kill yourself. And, obviously, those deep, bloody gashes aren't fucking bruised ligature marks from an attempted hanging or even being strangled with a cloth bedsheet, that's fucking wire or really rough plastic.
 
If you can arrange for a bunch of people to pretend that an obvious murder is a suicide, then you can arrange for those exact same people to pretend that a body double is Jeffery Epstein.
 
I'm sure someone has mentioned it by now, but his "suicide note" reads a lot more like a list of complaints to bring up to his lawyers when fighting the case.

Nice to see any photos got out at all, I figure we probably won't get any concrete answers until 50 years from now when the FBI quietly declassifies the investigation. Maybe sooner if the government finds any ties that can be used for political pressure.
 
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I'm sure someone has mentioned it by now, but his "suicide note" reads a lot more like a list of complaints to bring up to his lawyers when fighting the case.

Nice to see any photos got out at all, I figure we probably won't get any concrete answers until 50 years from now when the FBI quietly declassifies the investigation. Maybe sooner if the government finds any ties that can be used for political pressure.
"boohoohoo bugs are crawling on me and I got locked in a shower boohoohoo I'm gonna kill myself" This whole thing is so fucking stupid I really can't rule out they murdered a homeless guy body double because... wow.
 
is this actually the noose they're saying he used? it was entered into evidence but it looks brand new lmao. autopsy photos show a bloody gash in his neck, and the supposed suicide tool looks all nicely folded and clean and shit. it's also short as fuck. why even go the hanging route anyway, he would have been able to much more easily just strangle himself w a ligature.
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Epstein did not kill himself and he was clearly murdered.

But I think the murder is being covered up in such a blatantly obvious way to keep the public distracted from asking who killed him and why. A lot of people wanted Epstein dead and would benefit from his murder.

Everyone from big movers and shakers like Bill Clinton and Prince Andrew to Hollywood producers to fucking Tyrone and Skinhead Larry down in Cellblock B would benefit from killing Epstein.

I think the weirdest and most ironic twist would be if it turns out that Epstein was in fact murdered, but instead of being done in by a Clinton death squad, he was strangled to death by an ordinary inmate who bribed a guard for access and did it to get the protection and respect of one of the prison gangs or as part of a gang initiation.
 
is this actually the noose they're saying he used? it was entered into evidence but it looks brand new lmao. autopsy photos show a bloody gash in his neck, and the supposed suicide tool looks all nicely folded and clean and shit. it's also short as fuck. why even go the hanging route anyway, he would have been able to much more easily just strangle himself w a ligature.
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Even ignoring the fact that it's clearly clean, a cloth noose (or, for the sake of "believing" the story, we'll say he did some sort of dog-collar style self-garrote) it only ever leaves dark purple-black bruises if proved fatal. (go ahead and google some autopsy photos of hanging suicide if you don't believe me, or just look for an erotic asphyxiation freak). That kind of blood (which honestly does look a bit like paint (BODY DOUBLE?! I mean I don't even fucking know anymore) is clearly the work of something that could draw blood like rough natural fiber rope, metal, or plastic. And those smear marks. Now it is true that when people do a short drop hang and fuck it up, they'll struggle when survival instinct kicks in leading to scratching and bleeding, but based on everything else it can't not be a fucking murder. (ETA: the only evidence I can find of being bloody after a bedsheet hanging is when whoever cut the stiff down fucked up and nicked her neck)

If this was the suicide weapon then they fucking washed it, which afaik on the evidence scene is a big no. Afaik in real CSI, you photograph evidence after you bag it, but it's imperative to leave it mostly intact, especially when it would help a case (for example BEING COVERED IN BLOODSTAINS).
 
Sloppily staged. Very very sloppy.

The biggest telling sign has been commentended on before: its so clean in there.


I mean, you gotta get rid of the blood stains and bugs before you take the picture. Can’t have the prison looking bad.

I love they’re going with the clothes noose. Perfectly good electrical wire that he could have used instead of shit made to tear easily.

Reminds me of that guy who was associated with the clintons that died of natural causes. The cause being that his head spontaneously fell off his body and rolled somewhere else.
 
I'm only certain of two things here, that Epstein didn't kill himself, and that I will eventually be able to buy a t-shirt that states as much. Seriously, this is the most mainstream that a conspiracy theory has ever been.
 
I'm only certain of two things here, that Epstein didn't kill himself, and that I will eventually be able to buy a t-shirt that states as much. Seriously, this is the most mainstream that a conspiracy theory has ever been.

Eventually? Didn't Sam Hyde make an Epstein shirt and sell it like a week after the news first broke?

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Video in apparent Epstein suicide attempt is lost, US says
https://apnews.com/a104be68ede71c99f26c4e765d244e0e (http://archive.vn/5OSVa)

NEW YORK (AP) — Video footage of the area around Jeffrey Epstein’s jail cell on a day he survived an apparent suicide attempt “no longer exists,” federal prosecutors told a judge Thursday.

Officials at the Metropolitan Correctional Center in New York believed they had preserved footage of guards finding Jeffrey Epstein after he appeared to have attempted suicide, but actually saved a video from a different part of the jail, prosecutors said.

The FBI also has determined that the footage does not exist on the jail’s backup video system “as a result of technical errors,” Assistant U.S. Attorneys Maurene Comey and Jason Swergold wrote in a court filing.

The revelation came despite assurances prosecutors made that jail officials were preserving the footage at the request of a defense attorney for Nicholas Tartaglione, a former police officer who shared a cell with Epstein in July when the wealthy financier was after discovered with bruises on his neck and then placed on suicide watch.

Epstein later hanged himself in jail Aug. 10 while awaiting trial on sex-trafficking charges, officials said.

Tartaglione’s defense attorney, Bruce Barket, told The Associated Press he intends to ask U.S. District Judge Kenneth Karas to hold a hearing with “live testimony” to determine what happened to the missing video.

“The various and inconsistent accounts of what happened to that video are deeply troubling,” Barket said in an email.

Tartaglione is charged in what prosecutors have described as the “gangland-style” killings of four men who disappeared during a cocaine-related dispute.

Barket said the jailhouse video would have supported his position that Tartaglione “acted appropriately” on the day in question, alluding to questions about whether Epstein had been attacked.

A spokeswoman for the Bureau of Prisons declined to comment, citing an ongoing investigation.

One of Epstein’s attorneys, Marc Fernich, said the missing video “only adds to the unanswered questions and deepens the air of mystery surrounding (Epstein’s) death, feeding the perception that the public will never really know what happened — and that the powers that be aren’t really interested in finding out.”

“Nothing about Jeffrey Epstein’s prosecution and death in federal custody surprises or could surprise me at this point,” Fernich added.

The U.S. Attorney’s Office in Manhattan said in Thursday’s court filing that jailhouse officials had preserved video for the “correct date and time” but captured the wrong part of the jail. They said the jail’s computer system listed a “different, incorrect cell” for Tartaglione.

“The Government further understands from the Federal Bureau of Investigation that it has reviewed that backup system as part of an unrelated investigation and determined that the requested video no longer exists on the backup system and has not since at least August 2019 as a result of technical errors,” the prosecutors wrote.

The footage in question involves a July 23 episode in which correctional officers say they found Epstein on the floor of his cell with a strip of bedsheet around his neck. Michael Thomas, one of the officers charged with falsifying records the night Epstein died, was one of the officers who responded to that scene.

Epstein was moved out of that cell and placed on suicide watch. He was transferred back to the jail’s special housing unit July 30, meaning he was less closely monitored but still supposed to be checked every 30 minutes. He was also required to have a cellmate, but he was left with none after his cellmate was transferred out of the jail Aug. 9, the day before his death, authorities have said.

Prosecutors charged the two officers responsible for guarding Epstein the night he died with falsifying prison records to conceal they were sleeping and browsing the internet during the hours they were supposed to be keeping a close watch on prisoners.

The falsification of records has been a problem throughout the federal prison system. The federal Bureau of Prisons, which for years has been plagued by extensive staffing shortages, chronic violence and serious misconduct, has come under increased scrutiny since Epstein’s death in August.

Staffing shortages within the bureau are so severe that guards are regularly forced to work mandatory overtime, sometimes day after day, and violence leads to regular lockdowns at prison compounds across the nation. A congressional report also found that “bad behavior is ignored or covered up on a regular basis” within the bureau.

After Epstein’s death in August, Attorney General William Barr said the financier’s ability to take his own life inside one of most secure jails in America raised “serious questions that must be answered.” Barr removed the agency’s acting director in the wake of Epstein’s death and named Kathleen Hawk Sawyer, the prison agency’s director from 1992 until 2003, to replace him.

Barr told the AP in November that the investigation revealed a “series” of mistakes made that gave Epstein the chance to take his own life and that his suicide was the result of “a perfect storm of screw-ups.”

Barr told the AP he had personally reviewed security footage from the night Epstein took his own life, which confirmed that no one entered the area where Epstein was housed on the night he died.
 
The perfect storm of screw-ups has had another perfect storm of screw-ups, lmao. "Yes we accidentally saved the wrong file. No we didn't back up the entire prison's footage for that entire day, it's not like computer storage space is retardedly cheap and this is an investigation of international importance. We just deleted everything, sorry guys."

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“a perfect storm of screw-ups.”
When is this perfect storm going to pass? Seems like every step of this incident is being impacted by this "perfect storm" which is still going somehow.
 
Bill Clinton Pictured with Epstein’s ‘Pimp’ Ghislaine Maxwell and a Sex Slave on Infamous Private Jet “Lolita Express”

by Cristina Laila January 8, 2020 397 Comments


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Bill Clinton poses with Ghislaine Maxwell

New photos of former President Bill Clinton with Epstein’s ‘pimp’ Ghislaine Maxwell and a sex slave on board the private jet “Lolita Express” has surfaced.

The Sun exclusively obtained the photos of Bill Clinton who was also pictured with his arm around Epstein’s masseuse and sex slave Chauntae Davies.

Chauntae Davies told The Sun that she was required to wear a pilot’s uniform in order to appear ‘professional.’

The photos of Bill Clinton were taken on a long distance flight to Africa where he participated in a 5-day ‘humanitarian’ trip with celebrities such as Kevin Spacey.

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Bill Clinton with sex slave Chauntae Davies

The Sun also obtained photos of Slick Willie smoking a cigar while relaxing on board the Lolita Express.

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The Sun reported:


Now, for the first time, Chauntae Davies has revealed the extraordinary details of Clinton’s long distance flight to Africa with Maxwell and a number of other celebrities.
The star-studded group – which included actors Kevin Spacey and Chris Tucker – visited Ghana, Nigeria, Rwanda, Mozambique, Johannesburg and Cape Town in a five-day humanitarian trip.
There is no suggestion Clinton, Spacey, 60, or Tucker, 48, did anything wrong during the tour, or knew of Maxwell’s alleged activities on Epstein’s behalf, or the abuse Chauntae suffered at his hands.
However, it will further raise concerns about how some of the world’s most famous and powerful people were drawn into Epstein’s circle at a time when he was committing horrific sex crimes.
Chauntae, now 40, told The Sun: “It’s clear that Epstein was using this private jet and his wealth to get close to rich and powerful people.
“Looking back at these images now it raises a lot of questions about why Bill Clinton was using the plane and what perhaps Jeffrey may have been trying to accomplish by having him around.”

We reported in 2016 before the election that Bill Clinton took numerous trips on Epstein’s ‘Lolita Express’ to Epstein’s private “Orgy Island” where underage girls as young as 14 were prostituted for Epstein’s rich and famous clients like Clinton, Kevin Spacey and Prince Andrew.

Clinton’s claim that his Secret Service were with him every during every trip is bogus because according to reports he simply ditched his security detail in order to stealth travel with Epstein.

In May 2016 FOX News reported that Bill Clinton traveled with Jeffrey Epstein on his famous “Lolita Express” at least 26 times and frequently ditched his secret service detail.

Last summer shortly after Epstein was arrested for sex trafficking minors, Bill Clinton released a panicked statement claiming he knows nothing about Epstein’s horrific sex crimes.

A month later Epstein was found dead in his prison cell and the autopsy photos released sure looks like a wire was used to strangle Epstein.

After all, dead people can’t talk.

 
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