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Yotsubaaa said:
Courtesy of our favorite Chilean:
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Dame Pesos on Twitter

“MundaneMatt told his therapist about Dame Pesos! lol Do you think he said that crying? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA”
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(https://archive.li/WJDPr)

I'll see if I can find the stream chat this was from.
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This makes no sense.

Why would someone LARP as Matt to get attention of all things? The best way to get attention is to hate on Matt.
Just look at the channels. Look at Matt's 3 shitty channels, his main one, three cuck theatre and that whatever. Compare his channel and six digits subscribers to that of Jarbo the Hutt, a channel that's far smaller. Compare the engagement and metrics...

The "trendy" thing is to hate Matt, not emulate him. This guy is a literal cuck. He doesn't need a therapist, he needs electroshock therapy, preferably at 2000 volts and 100 amps. We don't need people giving shit takes on world politics.
 
Yotsubaaa said:
Courtesy of our favorite Chilean:
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Dame Pesos on Twitter

“MundaneMatt told his therapist about Dame Pesos! lol Do you think he said that crying? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA”
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(https://archive.li/WJDPr)

I'll see if I can find the stream chat this was from.
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I can only wonder what he tells his therapist about Jarbo the Hutt
 
OTView said:
I can only wonder what he tells his therapist about Jarbo the Hutt
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Matt: This guy is making parody songs of me using my own voice! I'm in a bad headspace!
Therapist: Hmmm let's see... "Let Me Be Your Dad, My Girlfriend's Daughter..."
Therapist: Seems like he's simply creating a parody out of your factual life events.
Matt: This is cyber violence! I can't flag him because everyone will ridicule me again.
Therapist: Well... is it true that Jesse Lee Peterson and Tyrone are the father's of your wife's daughters?
Matt: It's absolutely false! The father of my first daughter is Jamal and the second would be... one out of the 800 black men on that day, but none were named Jesse or Tyrone. I follow them all on Instagram and Facebook. I've followed around 4,894 people so far.
Therapist: I'm the one that needs therapy now. *gunshot.mp3*
 
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AltisticRight said:
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Despite one being somewhat white and the other being a gook, they look like fucking siblings.
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Gotta admit.......he's getting better at his Hawkings impression.

Yotsubaaa said:
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Pesos is going around false flagging people and running an excavator?
 
AltisticRight said:
This makes no sense.

Why would someone LARP as Matt to get attention of all things? The best way to get attention is to hate on Matt.
Just look at the channels. Look at Matt's 3 shitty channels, his main one, three cuck theatre and that whatever. Compare his channel and six digits subscribers to that of Jarbo the Hutt, a channel that's far smaller. Compare the engagement and metrics...

The "trendy" thing is to hate Matt, not emulate him. This guy is a literal cuck. He doesn't need a therapist, he needs electroshock therapy, preferably at 2000 volts and 100 amps. We don't need people giving shit takes on world politics.
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Matt confuses parodying him to mock him with wanting to be him, apparently.
 
MC Jarbo does it again, it's damn catchy, poignant, and HI-Larious. It'll have 5X as many views as MulderMatt has on any of his videos:

 
Yotsubaaa said:
Courtesy of our favorite Chilean:
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Dame Pesos on Twitter

“MundaneMatt told his therapist about Dame Pesos! lol Do you think he said that crying? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA”
twitter.com twitter.com
(https://archive.li/WJDPr)

I'll see if I can find the stream chat this was from.
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I’d like to imagine the therapist asking Matt to point on a doll where the Chilean man touched him, and this several hundred pound boulder breaking down and crying.
 
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