Containment What If?

[MrJakeTerror]

What if CWC was living in 1915 instead? It'd be during WW1, by the way.

Straight to the mental ward.

What if Chris had an actual band to make an album with, rather than just singing over other songs? He wouldn't be anywhere near the instruments. Just writing the lyrics and "singing" them.

 

[GS 281]

He would be a less volatile version of Wesley Willis

 

[normankrasner]

What if Bob had worked in Silicon Valley? What if Chris was raised in California instead of Virginia?

 

[Morbid Boredom]

What if Bob had worked in Silicon Valley? What if Chris was raised in California instead of Virginia?

Bob was too old for Silicon Valley. A younger Bob would have fathered a normal son and Chris would be a run of the mill brat.

 

[normankrasner]

What if Bob worked in New Jersey (once the Silicon Valley of the East) and raised Chris there?

 

[CWCissey]

No-one would be sure if the weird smell was Chris or their surroundings.

 

[GS 281]

What if Chris became a huge fan of late-90s nu-metal. Would Chris quote Limp Bizkit in his videos?

"All I... Ummm All I wanted was a Pepsi... Just one... Just one Pepsi! I am- I am far from suicidal <stress sigh>, but still, but still trolls give me them tendencies."

 

[MisterMuggles]

What if Chris lived in England?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris lived in England?

He'd be banned from GAME, live in Cornwall/Norfolk, be obsessed with Thomas The Tank Engine and people would be constantly asking 'What if Chris lived in America?'

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris became a huge fan of late-90s nu-metal. Would Chris quote Limp Bizkit in his videos?

"All I... Ummm All I wanted was a Pepsi... Just one... Just one Pepsi! I am- I am far from suicidal <stress sigh>, but still, but still trolls give me them tendencies."

Considering he grew up around that time, I think it would have been a step up compared to the schlock that he was listening to. We'd probably end up with Sonichu in Trip Pants and a Dreadlocked Chris.

What if Chris was a complete and utter germaphobe?

 

[GS 281]

He sort of is actually. If more extreme, he would probably shower more and throw away barbage.

What if Chris was a house?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris was a house?

I'm pretty sure 14 Branchland Court is a Prime example of what he would be like.

What if Chris was a regular beachgoer?

 

[GS 281]

He would walk out 5 feet into the water and start fanning himself saying "Why won't anyone save me? GIRLS ONLY!"

What if Bob was Surf Shack Tito and Barb was Thorg? What if Michael Snyder was Clyde Cash?

 

[Stud2Stud]

What if Bob was Surf Shack Tito and Barb was Thorg? What if Michael Snyder was Clyde Cash?

Wait... you mean they aren't?

 

[Yawning Bulbasaur]

What if Chris began his Love Quest while still at Manchester High?

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris was a professional wrestler?

He'd threaten to leave unless everyone who was shirtless wore bras.

 

[GS 281]

Him and Nick Bate would form a stable with Pixyteri. Their ring gear would be too small for them and feature . Their finisher would be... Who cares? They'd never win.

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris played D&D at the gAMEpLACE? What would his class be?

 

[Stud2Stud]

What if Chris played D&D at the gAMEpLACE? What would his class be?

If 8-Bit theatre taught me anything he'd have to be a fighter.

 

[HickoryDickory]

Him and Nick Bate would form a stable with Pixyteri. Their ring gear would be too small for them and feature . Their finisher would be... Who cares? They'd never win.

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