🌟 Internet Famous Smugruko / Smug_Legend / Lory / MariEvangelion / Dekapai_Decade / Kokoro_Dev / @FurezoHarto - Former Anime/Videogame Journalist, Twitter Drama Whore, Habitual Liar, E-Cheated on 7 guys, and Currently running from her past by leeching onto different niche communities under some new alias but always getting caught cause she’s an idiot

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What’s Next for Smug and her boyfriend Helmet?

  • Helmet grows a spine and breaks up with Smug

    Votes: 12 4.6%
  • Helmet yoinks Smug off the internet a second time before shot gets worse

    Votes: 3 1.1%
  • Helmet cries about how much his life sucks and doesn’t do a god damn thing

    Votes: 47 17.9%
  • Smug becomes an E-Girl who RPS with randos online and Helmet just except that he’s eternally a cuck

    Votes: 108 41.2%
  • Smug genuinely apologizes for her shitty behavior and begins to try to improve herself

    Votes: 2 0.8%
  • Smug chugs dish-soap again, and we restart the cycle all over again

    Votes: 90 34.4%

  • Total voters
    262
  • Poll closed .
Extremely big tin foil hat time, but considering how much Smug was fooling around with men and women alike, and how close she was with Kungfu Man Enough to follow him from her ERP twitter account - did they have something between them?

Like I said, very big tin foil hat.
Perhaps but I kinda doubt it considering KFM is married and he doesn't seem like the cheating type.
 
Is she even confirmed as female?
Lory? Yes, there are pics of her in the thread that are confirmed by her boyfriend to be her.
Interesting thread, thank you all for all the work you've done archiving this stuff. E-girls are all so predictable. The narcissism, the treating people in their lives like disposable trash, their eventual downfall and threats of self-harm/suicide, etc. Is being single really so bad that you'd put up with women like this for so long? I guess that's the only question I'd like to ask guys like Helmet.
She's his first girlfriend and they started dating when he was 18. They've been together for 3 years I believe.
 
Extremely big tin foil hat time, but considering how much Smug was fooling around with men and women alike, and how close she was with Kungfu Man Enough to follow him from her ERP twitter account - did they have something between them?

Like I said, very big tin foil hat.

I think that's extremely likely. I asked around a few of her "Twitter friends" and got back one answer that Smug did try to get with at least one other person.
 
this tweet right here sums up why i have pretty much no sympathy for her "friends."

"it's only shitty when it happens to me/people i know" is all I'm hearing in KFM's tweets.

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I still can't forgive him for completing cucking out after the fabricating false pedo allegation because "she said sorry guys stop being mean"
Truly a simp at heart
Or he just tries to sweep things and pretend they never happened
 
Extremely big tin foil hat time, but considering how much Smug was fooling around with men and women alike, and how close she was with Kungfu Man Enough to follow him from her ERP twitter account - did they have something between them?

Like I said, very big tin foil hat.

Honestly, as far as I know he was just friends with her and the people in her circle.

Oh, thread theme: https://youtu.be/oIscL-Bjsq4

I picked it because it's entirely symbolic of Smug's internet life between probably March (when I started following her on my now suspended account) and now: going from probably one of the biggest anitwitter people that was cool yet somewhat of a sperg to the biggest fucking lolcow that can't be trusted because she lies more than a politician. Oh and because she's an Evafag :^)
 
You don’t just get your ‘stomach pumped” if you drank drain cleaner, it doesn’t work like that. It’s basically fucking lye. IF you survived it would severely burn your esophagus and stomach. You'd be hospitalized for quite a while. This sounds fake and gay. Probably drank some dish soap and took a handful of pills.

I saw someone kill themselves like this once when I was a kid. They didn't die right away obviously, but they drank very little of it and didn't survive. This is bullshit.
 
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You don’t just get your ‘stomach pumped” if you drank drain cleaner, it doesn’t work like that. It’s basically fucking lye. IF you survived it would severely burn your esophagus and stomach. You'd be hospitalized for quite a while. This sounds fake and gay. Probably drank some dish soap and took a handful of pills.
She probably pulled a Johnathan Ross and drank Febreeze or something equally weak.
 
You don’t just get your ‘stomach pumped” if you drank drain cleaner, it doesn’t work like that. It’s basically fucking lye. IF you survived it would severely burn your esophagus and stomach. You'd be hospitalized for quite a while. This sounds fake and gay. Probably drank some dish soap and took a handful of pills.
I think her boyfriend said it was over the counter stuff. She probably lied about it for attention.
 
I still can't forgive him for completing cucking out after the fabricating false pedo allegation because "she said sorry guys stop being mean"
Truly a simp at heart
Or he just tries to sweep things and pretend they never happened

Like a lot of people, he probably thought that she'd genuinely change, that's probably why he cucked out. It's easy to be fooled by a sob story especially when it comes from a woman, you don't know how fucked up they are, or you're too blinded by your relationship with that person.
 
I hope she faked a suicide attempt for internet attention but her family confiscated her internet devices and is keeping her offline so she can't cash in on it, that would be hilarious.
 
Yeah, drain cleaner's made to promptly dissolve biological material, you don't just walk off having swallowed it, especially if it then took someone a length of time to get an ambulance called. This is either completely faked or she drank something else.
 
I think that's extremely likely. I asked around a few of her "Twitter friends" and got back one answer that Smug did try to get with at least one other person.
Oh I am almost 100% sure she has done stuff with other people, she seemed to get into it way too easily for it to be a one time thing
 
I know armchair psychology over the internet is worth nothing, but this shit


combined with his goodby from twitter
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reeks of codependency to a Cluster B personality. He needs to get the fuck out of that relationship and away from her or he will be sucked back into that shit. When someone has to fight with his SO for the truth for years in a relationship it does really bad things to the brain. Hence his feeling guilty about putting the foot down to get an answer. I mean he doesn't need to be an asshole about it and leak her shit, he just needs to cut contact at least until she was in therapy for more than 6 months.
 
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"I dont know these people at all but they are my friends"
Why are these idiots like this? they make believe that they are somehow friends with every e celeb they like
You know the answer to this. It's not just autism but probably being socially awkward and unskilled, not knowing how to socialize or act normal and not really having much of a social life or circle anyway. Theyre isolated neets.
 
Imagine for a second this works and she dies. How does her funeral go? What about the tombstone? "Here lies weeb with bad taste, she died from sex RP remorse". What a way to go out.
 
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I know this dude is just some orbiter, but I was curious so I took a look. Since he's not scared and it's all public I'm sure he won't mind if I post it.

Christopher Howard Chamberlain
a.k.a. Topher Chamberlain
Location: Hingham, Massachusetts
Birthday: July 15, 1998
Occupation: Page at Hingham Public Library.
Current School: UMass Boston
Twitter: @topherc17 (suspended) / @topherc22
Snapchat: topherc.17

Plenty of stuff there, I already put a lot of it up top.

Looks like his old Twitter account got suspended, which means our naughty boy is breaking the TOS by ban evading. Oh, and he even admits it. Tsk tsk.

Brags about "trolling" people by posting lolicon, says people who call him a sick fuck are "puritans that make false accusations of pedophilia", insists that we're liars and he's not a lolicon, then proceeds to sperg about someone spelling it "loli/con". wow

Speddit account for spamming his shitty YouTube channel and weebing out.

Dirty talking some female cartoon characters like total autist, seemingly unaware that the person who posted them is almost certainly another man.

So desperate for YouTube subscribers that he's paying someone with 700 subs $10 for a shoutout.

Penthouse Gaming, the shitty YouTube channel in question.

Equally shitty Twitch.

I don't know enough weeb shit to know if there's anything embarassing here, but have at it.

His grandfather's obituary that shows his real name (Christopher Howard Chamberlain) plus his dad's name (Richard R. Chamberlain).

Dad's home address (possibly his too): 22 Union St, Hingham MA 02043-2956
Dad's home phone: (781) 749-2731

His dad doing some bike charity shit in memory of his aunt who died of ass cancer. No, really.

I'm sure there's plenty left to find, but I'm bored with this sped. I couldn't possibly embarass him more than he's already embarassed himself anyway. He looks like a pallid Down's Syndrome version of Elijah Wood, he jacks off to drawings of little girls, and he defends his degenerate fetish on an account that uses his real face and name. Oh, and now his child lust will show up in the search results when potential employers Google him. Hope he doesn't have any student loans.
 
I'm so lost right now trying to read all this shit. we need a TL;DR somewhere.

I don't think any of the big titty pics are her; if you look at any where you can see her face (even hidden) you can see her chest too and it always looks nearly flat compared to the giants that are posted by her during her "uwu sexxy me" chats.

Additionally, I love how cows always pull the "hey fuck you kiwifarms! I'm not scared of you" like wtf do you think we're going to do? We just sit and sperg on the internet about shit you post publicly. Very rare minority of us give enough fucks to interact IRL with a cow...even less want a cow harmed.
 
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I know this dude is just some orbiter, but I was curious so I took a look. Since he's not scared and it's all public I'm sure he won't mind if I post it.

Christopher Howard Chamberlain
a.k.a. Topher Chamberlain
Location: Hingham, Massachusetts
Birthday: July 15, 1998
Occupation: Page at Hingham Public Library.
Current School: UMass Boston
Twitter: @topherc17 (suspended) / @topherc22
Snapchat: topherc.17

Plenty of stuff there, I already put a lot of it up top.

Looks like his old Twitter account got suspended, which means our naughty boy is breaking the TOS by ban evading. Oh, and he even admits it. Tsk tsk.

Brags about "trolling" people by posting lolicon, says people who call him a sick fuck are "puritans that make false accusations of pedophilia", insists that we're liars and he's not a lolicon, then proceeds to sperg about someone spelling it "loli/con". wow

Speddit account for spamming his shitty YouTube channel and weebing out.

Dirty talking some female cartoon characters like total autist, seemingly unaware that the person who posted them is almost certainly another man.

So desperate for YouTube subscribers that he's paying someone with 700 subs $10 for a shoutout.

Penthouse Gaming, the shitty YouTube channel in question.

Equally shitty Twitch.

I don't know enough weeb shit to know if there's anything embarassing here, but have at it.

His grandfather's obituary that shows his real name (Christopher Howard Chamberlain) plus his dad's name (Richard R. Chamberlain).

Dad's home address (possibly his too): 22 Union St, Hingham MA 02043-2956
Dad's home phone: (781) 749-2731

His dad doing some bike charity shit in memory of his aunt who died of ass cancer. No, really.

I'm sure there's plenty left to find, but I'm bored with this sped. I couldn't possibly embarass him more than he's already embarassed himself anyway. He looks like a pallid Down's Syndrome version of Elijah Wood, he jacks off to drawings of little girls, and he defends his degenerate fetish on an account that uses his real face and name. Oh, and now his child lust will show up in the search results when potential employers Google him. Hope he doesn't have any student loans.
I personally don't care about lolicon, but anyone who defends it THAT fervently is suspicious. Methinks he doth protest too much.
 
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