One day Stealth1Senior wakes up. As he gets dressed for work so that he can feed his family his wife wakes up abruptly and interjects.
"Holy crap Stealth1Senior, it's Junior's birthday today, we need to hella wake him up so we can give him his gift before you go to work."
"I've told you before Brandy, he doesn't like being called Junior. Just call him by either his name, 'George', or his preferred name, 'ShiVersblood'... It'll please the boy." Stealth1Senior insists.
Stealth1Senior and his wife, Brandy enter the room of George, aka ShiVersblood.
They wake their their son up and sing the happy birthday song to him. Behind their backs they hold an exquisite looking box professionally wrapped in fine shiny blue wrapping to perfection.
ShiiVersblood wakes up and is hella confused at first. He reaches for his sawed off bb gun but quickly remembers that it's his birthday and smiles awkwardly and places a pillow on his lap.
"George son, it's your birthday so we thought we'd give you your gift before your father goes to work." Brandy explains.
Stealth1Senior presents the gift. George simply can not wait. He quickly rips off the the wrapping paper and slams his fists down in rage onto his mattress.
"What the hella is this" George screams. At this point the pillow on George's lap had become three inches shorter.
ShiVersblood held in his hands a brand new Xbox One S.
"Well we thought that since that black boy stole your Xbox at your sister's birthday party, we'd get you a new one." Stealth1Senior explains.
"I never get what i want! You are the worst parents ever!!!!!!!" ShiVersblood screams at his parents.
"I want only one thing but you couldn't even come through with that. I desire the anus of Trent to be blatant."
"Well George, son, if that truly what you want then you're going to have to save your pocket money up and buy one of your own. There's no way in hell that your mother and i are going to encourage a homosex in this household.
An accurate telling of the 2019 celebration of ShiVersblood's birthday. Chilling