🍗 Deathfat Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser, ex-Muslim, apostate

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KrissyBean said:
She's not obese. She is totally beyond morbidly obese.. But "morbidly obese" sounds gross and unpleasant and is "fat-shaming." So we are not allowed to say that.

She is just a "bigger" person. (As in bigger than an adult female grizzly bear). Let's keep it politically correct here.
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At the end of the day, she's fat.

(And I would not have sex with her.)
 
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Chinny has an addendum......anyone wanna tell her she just negated her whole argument?
 
She really has been all over the place since the WLS episode a couple of weeks back.

I don't know to what we should attribute it; it could well be some weird brew of hormones or lack thereof, medication or lack thereof, and the deleterious effects of fatty brain.

She is still in a phase where she believes stardom, or at least greater notoriety, is just a hair beyond her grasp, and if she just incorporates what more successful YouTubers like Nikocado Avocado, Trisha Paytas, and those skinny bitch mukbangers do, she'll get there. This ambition of hers is one of the lulzier things about her, and only now is she really feeling it getting closer...

Her "Pet Peeves" video, for anyone who might have taken it at face value, was actually a comedy routine. She was also trippin' on her meds or something that day, which may have emboldened her. Everything about the list (well, except for the eating, farting, lip smacking, burping, nose picking, and crumb dropping) was intended to be funny, and she was doing a (remarkably piss-poor) awkward job of mimicing the tone and pacing of delivery cliches of other list videos on TouTube. Clotso being clotso, her delivery was really more disturbing than funny, because she kept trying to blurt things out for emphasis, but often emphasized the wrong words or used the wrong tone of voice. Aside from crazy, she came across as crabby and mean and utterly not self aware. Great lolcow stuff.

So, in this modern day and age despite being about 7 or 8 years behind the times, Clotso (who has absolutely zilch to think about all day besides food; she ain't goin' nowhere) realizes she needs to promote her brand on Twitter, and then gets slapped by reality back down (I love it when she pokes just far enough outside her little bubble of a world and the long arm of reality bonks her on the noggin with a mallet)

While all of this has been amusing, it does leave open the question of where it is all leading...

I would like to know what's happening with the festering hole. Her whole future is affected by what's going on with that, even though she's too dumb to realize it. She is almost drunk on a delusion of grandeur; between the Buzzfeed articles, and Paytas shout outs, she really is just one catchphrase away from being a glorious YouTube Star. She is kind of stuck with body positivity/fat acceptance, because the more exposure she gets, the more new haydurs will be created (at a ratio of about 9 haydurs for every dingbat fan), which means she needs a comeback that can shut them up and make them look like bullies, so BP/FA fits the bill.

For me, the cliffhangers are whether we'll see a hastening of her physical decline, how will she humiliate herself in front of the most people ever, what direction (if any) our blobitudinous heroine takes next, and if she legit needs an intervention or institutionalization. Also, how fucking fat will she get before things go truly haywire?
 
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Queen of Moderation said:
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To coin a hackneyed phrase, two wrongs don't make a right. If she must defend herself, why not do it with class and be the bigger (heh) person? But no, she immediately resorts to snotty retorts and middle school put-downs, usually criticizing the other person's appearance, even though it is apparently a mortal sin to criticize hers. This is why people consider her a cunt.

You're closer to 40 than 30, Jabba. You should have left high school far behind you.
 
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But really, though, who is she convincing in this whole "body shaming" and "fat acceptance" rant?

Imagine feeling so incredibly insecure about your stance on such a bullshit thing as "fat acceptance" that you need to delete comments that disagree with your stance and you heart react to your fart-guzzling ass kissers and respond with such vapid comments of "lol so true!" and "haha they are all butthurt over it"

Boy, Chintel, you sure convinced me with your compelling "arguments"; I'm all aboard this gravy boat fat acceptance train, now!
 
DelicateMageflower said:
To coin a hackneyed phrase, two wrongs don't make a right. If she must defend herself, why not do it with class and be the bigger (heh) person? But no, she immediately resorts to snotty retorts and middle school put-downs, usually criticizing the other person's appearance, even though it is apparently a mortal sin to criticize hers. This is why people consider her a cunt.

You're closer to 40 than 30, Jabba. You should have left high school far behind you.
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Not to mention all her threats to call CPS on women with children, for the sole reason that if they're criticizing her she considers them bad parents. Or all the times she's been nasty towards other people completely unprovoked, like her mocking that poor mentally ill woman she ran into at the PSYCH EMERGE last time out.

This video from one of my Haydur Holiday Sampler posts does an excellent job of pointing out all the ridiculous mental gymnastics Cuntal goes through to justify to herself how the hypocritical bitch can criticize everyone for everything and be as nasty as she likes when doing so, but no one is ever allowed to say anything about her in return:

 
DelicateMageflower said:
To coin a hackneyed phrase, two wrongs don't make a right. If she must defend herself, why not do it with class and be the bigger (heh) person? But no, she immediately resorts to snotty retorts and middle school put-downs, usually criticizing the other person's appearance, even though it is apparently a mortal sin to criticize hers. This is why people consider her a cunt.

You're closer to 40 than 30, Jabba. You should have left high school far behind you.
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I've said this before, but she has exactly the same mentality as the boyfriend who wouldn't have to hit you if you didn't embarrass him in front of his friends.
 
So she's only a nasty, cunty shit person all time because she's "defending" herself against people calling her fat? Is that basically what she is saying? I....can't....even. Because we've been over and over this, so I have nothing left to say. It writes itself at this point.

But I do feel a major chimpout and rage quitting coming on very soon. I'm thinking definitely before Christmas.
 
Maybe she genuinely thinks that by not being the bigger (read: biggest) person in at least one aspect of her life, she will magically become a skinny cunt in all areas of her life.

If someone has to say “I’m nice as long as you don’t do anything” then they’re not really a nice person. The true test of greatness is adversity, and if you become a raging narc at the smallest comment, you’re really not that nice, forgiving, gracious, or good.
 
Kamov Ka-52 said:
Jesus, she's still impotently reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeing about how the she's gonna shut down the haydurs with the updated YouTube TOS?
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Wow, she is back at this stage again. Not even 2 days ago she claimed she was not going to do that. Or was it more than 2, or just yesterday? She is cycling so fast I might just sit a keep refreshing this thread. I came in a little later than usual and had to play major catch up on a thread I visit every day. Woohoo!
 
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Her sycophants all seem to have more maladies than residents in a geriatric home in the slums of Mumbai. I'm surprised nobody has come down with a raging case of Cholera from only having one slice of cake instead of 5. Not just the anorexic weighing in (hehe), they dont seem to be able to fathom that extreme weight (or lack there of) is the root of most, if not all, of their physical health problems. Extreme being the key word. Weighing 69lbs is just as bad as being 469lbs in terms of quality of life and longevity. Also, and I might be wrong, but I think Chub E Walrus is a troll. A very subtle troll.
 
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