Screencaps of the guy being exceptional in Chat - Guy goes to drama forum to find love and when that fails he spergs out in chat

[meinhausinneuberlin]

These might be a bit out of order but they tell the general story and are generally in the correct order.

 

[Rat Speaker]

Well okay then.

 

[Otis Boi]

lol what a faggot. Who even uses kiwi farms?

 

[HeyYou]

All because I jokingly told this incel that he should message HeatherCho and ask her to be his e-girlfriend.

 

[Thank Fuck For Evil Otto]

Pretty sure harvesting exceptionality from the chat breaks the 14th commandment or some such. I'm telling.

 

[Inflatable Julay]

Can we make "I am the definition of a fucking winner" a random quote

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Lmao what the fuck am I reading?

 

[Peachy]

Truly Kiwifarms only draws in the most powerful of women respecters.

 

[Shady Attorney]

"One day I will fucking be ownage and you will all admit it"

 

[Crippled_Retard]

Why do people like this join the site?

 

[Marco Fucko]

So what I'm getting from this is that @HeyYou is a tease and @bearycool has multiple boyfriends.

 

[Alpacawitz]

Someone forgot their meds again

 

[A Cardboard Box]

So what I'm getting from this is that @HeyYou is a tease and @bearycool has multiple boyfriends.

bearycool is a sexy beast and I WOULD have sex with them.

 

[Marco Fucko]

bearycool is a sexy beast and I WOULD have sex with them.

I would absolutely snuggle with beary, 10/10 choice.

 

[inexplicable ethos]

I just wanted to prove Onision was a good person and it's not his fault.

This is hilarious on its face, but the fact that it seems to be a complete non sequitur in the middle of an autistic rant about egirls or something makes it even more comedic.

 

[bearycool]

As I said, @WeeMars just need a good dicking from a strong, independent daddy that can tuck him in and read him bed time stories. His latent faggotry is coming out as autism and it needs to be satiated.

 

[The Pink Panther]

I click on his profile, age 41.

That makes this a whole lot creepier if it's irl.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Because if you have to say it you know you're full of shit.

 

[bearycool]

Remember, fam: kiwi farms is not a dating site, and people are here to dox you in a way that is NOT going to fulfill your hot girl murder fetish requirements, nor fill up the endless void of loneliness that is your love life.

Kiwi girls are here to mock you, not tuck you in at night.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Remember, fam: kiwi farms is not a dating site, and people are here to dox you in a way that is NOT going to fulfill your hot girl murder fetish requirements, nor fill up the endless void of loneliness that is your love life.

Kiwi girls are here to mock you, not tuck you in at night.

I wish it were a dating site, though.
I'd watch the hell out of that reality TV show.