Fanfiction Horrors

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Pukebucket said:
I think as awful as stories involving fictional characters can be, fanfic involving real-ass people is infinitely creepier even when presented in a tame fashion.
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Comedian RPF is a bizarro goldmine on AO3. The Belushi/Akyroyd story I posted was tame as fuck on that site.
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Okay, so I was clicking around on TVTropes (autistic, I know) and I keep hearing about this weird fanfic sperg called 'The Infinite Loops'. Basically, imagine Pooh's Adventures but without Pooh.

And it's set in a Bethesda game.

Anyone else know about this? Just wondering.
 
When I saw this thread I first wanted to post something by BARALAIKA since that entire account is a goldmine of fanfiction horrors, but when I scrolled a few pages back I saw that someone already linked and reposted the literally shitty fanfic of 2B getting food poisoning already, so I guess I'm a little late.

So instead have a fanfic where N from Pokemon is forced to eat some freshly aborted embryos. While I'm pretty sure I've read way worse stuff in all my years on the internet, when I think of fanfics with bizarre concepts this one usually comes to my mind.
 
Yukari Yakumo said:
Okay, so I was clicking around on TVTropes (autistic, I know) and I keep hearing about this weird fanfic sperg called 'The Infinite Loops'. Basically, imagine Pooh's Adventures but without Pooh.

And it's set in a Bethesda game.

Anyone else know about this? Just wondering.
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It started with Ranma 1/2. Basically take your average Groundhog Day scenario, only you can 'leave' to crossover with other worlds and you can go to our Earth to find the volumes of Ranma 1/2 and learn what's gonna ruin your life next time.

It's very dumb. But harmless I guess.
 
Possibly necro-ing but fuck it.

I found this today while fucking around online and this account is nothing but full of haram content. From a worse command of the English language than a five year old with dyslexia that speaks English as his second tongue, to completely fucking up the integrity of the original characters, to a "TOTS NOT A MARY SUE AUTHOR INSERT" """oc""", to unerotic futa p0rn. My friends and I were wondering if this was a troll or not (i don't know which is worse the author being a 13 year old that knows way too much about p0rn or a 30+ year old woman child with the mind of a 13 year old). Either way, it's full of lulz, Islamic and deviant content, and makes My Immortal look like Oscar Wilde.

Haram Hetalia x Schindler's list fanfic

Edit to avoid double-posting: also the author fucking REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEs at any semblance of criticism with the classic "i du it fer fun uwu" excuse. Which pisses me off cause it raises the question: then why the fuck would you post it online for the whole world to see and possibly criticized you mouth breathing idiot?
 
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Goddammit every time I feel like maybe trying to write some fanfiction again this thread rears its ugly head to remind me why I stopped writing fanfics in the first place.

And sometimes, when I'm feeling as jaded about writing as I am now, something like this is brought up:

Kari Kamiya said:
Happy Thanksgiving, from everyone's favorite fanfiction god, ShakespeareHemmingway.

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And it brings a smile to my face. Bless you, ShakespeareHemmingway, you're one of the few fanfic authors who brightens my day alongside squirrelking.
 
Now I know that this is a trollfic so feel free to rate me dumb, but I want to share you this master piece of a Castlevania fanfic featuring a cameo from Sex and the City and a cross dressing Alucard who literally says this "I pulled the mask off and looked into a cracked mirror, my face looked like it had been raped by hell, I still had the make up on under the mask, I looked Hypergay. I reminded made a reminder to kill myself later."

Xover: Castlevania: Whispers of a Golden Night Ch 1, Castlevania & Sex and the City | FanFiction

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THOTHunterAlice said:
Now I know that this is a trollfic so feel free to rate me dumb, but I want to share you this master piece of a Castlevania fanfic featuring a cameo from Sex and the City and a cross dressing Alucard who literally says this "I pulled the mask off and looked into a cracked mirror, my face looked like it had been raped by hell, I still had the make up on under the mask, I looked Hypergay. I reminded made a reminder to kill myself later."

Xover: Castlevania: Whispers of a Golden Night Ch 1, Castlevania & Sex and the City | FanFiction

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I first thought it was one of Peter Chimera's wonrerful works of art. I was wrong.
 
Puar said:
I first thought it was one of Peter Chimera's wonrerful works of art. I was wrong.
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At least it gave us Dracusaur fighting his transvestite son and ends with:

Girlycard 2.0 getting gunned down by tupac.
 
"GaffNuud's" rage review on Travis 2017's Arthur bathtime penis bullshit transported me back to 2007.

I have been laughing for ten minutes over "smash open your damn head (WATER BALLOON FUCKING AIRHEAD)".
 
Someone wrote Futanari Kirby fanfiction. Kirby isn't the futa though, it was Marx.

The fact that society has led to something as wholesome as Kirby having degenereate shit like that written is proof enough that we should start regulating public executions again.
 
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