The Kiwi Farms House - Stole this idea from an r9k thread.

[BingBong]

what's the rules on sex?

Do it as much as possible. With anything that moves.

 

[A single cheeto]

Can I watch my shitty anime in peace?

 

[The Pink Panther]

Then I would be having “accidents” on your rug on a daily basis... and if the bullying continued, those “accidents” would eventually move to your bed. Mess with Babby and you mess with his dog...

I could get my white girlfriend to fuck you

 

[Token Weeaboo]

Do it as much as possible. With anything that moves.

Don't say that within earshot of Alinity!

 

[Purin Chan]

I'd be that one guy that shuts themselves in their room and refuses to socialize with any of my other kiwi roommates (except for @Plasmapheresis and @cumrobbery of course)

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

That's IT!
I'm going to split our room in exactly half with this tape.
You stay on your side and I"ll stay on my side.

Whoever keeps hanging the toilet paper backwards is getting raped and murdered, possibly in that order

THIS, so much this.
I had no idea how big of a difference it made until my wife put it in backwards once.

 

[Diabeetus]

@Tetra and @Sakura Kinomoto would spend their days as couch potatoes, watching movies and episodes of Adam Ruins Everything while annoying the shit out of each other.

I'd wanna be roommates with @Samoyed and @LofaSofa, occasionally visiting everyone else's rooms if they wanted me around to make them Mac & Cheese.

 

[RatedTardSuperstar]

Hope you like drunken food experiments because I'll be doing a lot of those.

 

[Pina Colada]

Who's the asshole that stole my hooking money to buy crack?!

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

My bet it's that it's something Soviet/gulag like

Nobody else would be sick enough to give you windows like that on an inward curved building so you'd never have privacy.

Can I watch my shitty anime in peace?

Depends on how many tentacles are involved.

 

[Token Weeaboo]

I'd be that one guy that shuts themselves in their room and refuses to socialize with any of my other kiwi roommates (except for @Plasmapheresis and @cumrobbery of course)

I think that's most of us. I'm the one who'd say dumb statments on the regular.

 

[Purin Chan]

I think that's most of us. I'm the one who'd say dumb statments on the regular.

Like the dimwitted comic relief character on a sitcom?

 

[Autisimodo]

I don't know who'd roommate with me, but y'all can use my Pool Table*.

*Until I catch someone putting drinks on the felt, then I'll stick a cue up your ass. No lube.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

I could get my white girlfriend to fuck you

I'm not (completely) white, I'm not a girl and we're not friends.

Other than that, I'm open to suggestions.

 

[Token Weeaboo]

Like the dimwitted comic relief character on a sitcom?

The one who would step out of the shower with bright ideas like how Pedophiles are triskaidekaphobic since they are afraid of their girlfriends turning 13. Or the statement where you would wonder why any living human would say something like that out of the blue.

 

[Immortal Technique]

Alrighty. How's this then?
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Not accurate. You just need 250 homes that people share, and go in and out off. The picture does need +1,500 people looking into the home windows of the kiwi domiciles.

 

[The Reaper]

I don't know who'd roommate with me, but y'all can use my Pool Table*.

*Until I catch someone putting drinks on the felt, then I'll stick a cue up your ass. No lube.

What if I stick the drinks in your pockets? Would that be acceptable?

I would suggest a dart board but that would get deadly really quick.
Would we make new members cover the pizza costs, given how many pizzas would be showing up at this house?

 

[Harnessed Carcass]

But can I do Whatever in my troon-free zones known as my room? I just wanna know what to expect before moving in to this halfway house of mental illness, radfems and nerds

 

[Harnessed Carcass]

Who's the asshole that stole my hooking money to buy crack?!

What is this 'crack' u speak of? Never heard of it, how about you, shadow people?

 

[LofaSofa]

I'd wanna be roommates with @Samoyed and @LofaSofa, occasionally visiting everyone else's rooms if they wanted me around to make them Mac & Cheese.

lol you don't want samoy anywhere near you

(theyre a liar and eat garbage)