💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Shambler]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bU6D-mMrzjw
It's even "lazy man's" although he just calls it easy. Because he isn't exceptional like Jack.

hey isn't knife aid that company jack sent his 2 dollar knives into?

 

[Scented Candle]

It brings the question to why he's so lazy. While I understand the appeal in a lazy or 5 minute recipes, you genuinely can't have a really long career on the sole fact that you can barely cook food correctly.

Switching the camera off, he says that sometimes viewers ask why he doesn’t use more fresh produce.

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“Fresh? Really? That’s a half-hour more I could be playing video games.”

Food Network: It doesn’t appeal to your Walmart customer. But I do. And someday they’re going to realize that.

There's a reason why no one appeals to Walmart customers Jack. They lack basic cooking skills or have no idea or interest in cooking things way above their skill level. Because let's be real here, there was no way Jack would've kept his original momentum going past 2009-2011.

The funny thing is that one company (Tasty) did manage to tap into that audience by making easy to follow recipes that even a stroked out ape could follow. Now they're Buzzfeed's biggest revenue source and have their own line of mediocre cookware with the largest grocery chain in the US, granted they had the backing of a multi-million dollar company, the videos themselves are ones literally anyone could have made if they had even an iota of video editing experience.

I really believe he could have had his shitty sauce sold nationally had he held onto the clout he had back in the day, but no, he has always been a half-assed kind of guy and it shows in everything he does.

 

[Adamska]

I really believe he could have had his shitty sauce sold nationally had he held onto the clout he had back in the day, but no, he has always been a half-assed kind of guy and it shows in everything he does.

Given how 2/3s of his sauce is apparently rancid by taste testing, I don't think fatty has the quality control ability to actually make it work. A lot of that due to his intrinsic laziness and dishonesty.

 

[AnOminous]

Given how 2/3s of his sauce is apparently rancid by taste testing, I don't think fatty has the quality control ability to actually make it work. A lot of that due to his intrinsic laziness and dishonesty.

Where is the actual market? If you want a factory produced completely uninspired ketchup plus artificial flavors BBQ sauce, Sweet Baby Ray's is cheaper and better than Jack's shitsauce.

 

[Adamska]

Where is the actual market? If you want a factory produced completely uninspired ketchup plus artificial flavors BBQ sauce, Sweet Baby Ray's is cheaper and better than Jack's shitsauce.

I still love that even Jack refuses to use his own sauce. Shit, the fat fuck refuses to use his own seasoning mixes too like he did even a few years ago, maybe even do some shit like group samples and stuff to really show if and how he's making the "Best" anything.

What type of mushbrained tard fucking does this stupid shit? Especially when you know that have stock still left over just mothballing and going stale/rancid.

 

[AnOminous]

What type of mushbrained tard fucking does this stupid shit? Especially when you know that have stock still left over just mothballing and going stale/rancid.

It's so terrible even he can't stand it, and he will shovel absolute garbage down his throat. And he wonders why he can't sell it.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

It brings the question to why he's so lazy. While I understand the appeal in a lazy or 5 minute recipes, you genuinely can't have a really long career on the sole fact that you can barely cook food correctly.

Switching the camera off, he says that sometimes viewers ask why he doesn’t use more fresh produce.

​

“Fresh? Really? That’s a half-hour more I could be playing video games.”

Food Network: It doesn’t appeal to your Walmart customer. But I do. And someday they’re going to realize that.

There's a reason why no one appeals to Walmart customers Jack. They lack basic cooking skills or have no idea or interest in cooking things way above their skill level. Because let's be real here, there was no way Jack would've kept his original momentum going past 2009-2011.

TBH, Jack's channel got momentum because back then JuiceTube was something new and early in his "career" he was one of the guilty pleasures you watch while you wait for a new video of your favorite JuiceTuber. But now Jack's channel is pretty much irrelevant once the real cooks came on to YouTube.
He's almost as sad to watch like Spoony, two guys past their prime but neither of them wants to acknowledge that fact and move on to something new and now it's too late for a new career. Jack's diet and the resulting strokes killed all future prosepcts he might have had considered.
I really do think if he would be a real cook he could have had a major success with a channel catering to people who also suffer from strokes, with recipes and also product test for exactly these people, but for that it needs a real cook/chef with knowledge of that trade and not a fat disgusting glutton whose sole pupose in life is to gulp down as much unhealthy dirt junk food as possible in the most disgusting way possible.

Look at her, she also can't use her right arm. But contrary to Jack she hasn't given up and she knows what she does!

Also worth mentioning:

Recipes

Delicious heart healthy recipes and tips from the American Heart Association/American Stroke Association's Simple Cooking With Heart.

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[FemalePresident]

I still love that even Jack refuses to use his own sauce. Shit, the fat fuck refuses to use his own seasoning mixes too like he did even a few years ago, maybe even do some shit like group samples and stuff to really show if and how he's making the "Best" anything.

What type of mushbrained tard fucking does this stupid shit? Especially when you know that have stock still left over just mothballing and going stale/rancid.

He bragged about his BBQ sauce being "the best you'll ever taste" to Texans and didn't even know how to properly barbecue. Nobody on its right mind would buy his sauce after that.

 

[Stasi]

You mean Kent Rollins? He's pretty cool.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7UAoT21eqXI
He does better with the kind of shit that would be used on the trail in the 19th Century than Jack does in a modern kitchen with every gadget that can be ordered online. Like Beef Wellington.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bU6D-mMrzjw
It's even "lazy man's" although he just calls it easy. Because he isn't exceptional like Jack.

Cowboy Kent is an absolute boss and all that wagon shit isn't for show as he is an actual trail cook and uses it regularly to feed cowpokes in the middle of nowhere. There is no comparison to Jack here.

 

[Crimson Lasseter]

Filling the gap for pages 2-3 (Jan 14, 2016)

 

[Suburban Bastard]

New Jack video, today we get to see the dead hand in action:

You can almost feel the numbness.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DR9VzbPZUlI
New Jack video, today we get to see the dead hand in action:
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You can almost feel the numbness.

He came, he saw, he jingled.

• One minute, 40 seconds spent unintelligibly rambling about coffee and a machine that he reviewed in a previous episode.
• Jack displays the Spanish language side of the box. Hay días tontos y tontos todos los días.
• We “come on in close” to find that Jack has displayed the Heinz Mayochup bottle upside down.
• Fifty seconds spent babbling about store-brand chicken sauces.
• Jack reacts to the chicken sauce in disgust, claims he can still taste it, immediately dives in on the mayochup.
• “To me they were all failures, so just stick with what you’re using. Great job.”

Just when you think he can’t possibly get any more lazy or worse, he ups his game.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

"No matter what you're cooking, seasoning and sauce are the most important things"

- Cooking with Jack

 

[feral cat #6385]

Jack doing tech reviews...

It is so smaaaaaaaaaaaaall.

Yeah...great. That drive is a great tool for people who need high transfer speed and actually move around. SSD has no moving parts so it is a better choice if you work on the go and need the storage. I've had many laptops fail because the mechanical drive ends up damaged after months of being in my backpack.

That said it is a bad choice if the drive is going to just sit next to your laptop that never leaves your desk.

Okay, great, you can transfer 540mb/s with the SSD on 3.1. That's fantastic if it is an OS drive or gaming drive or I guess you were streaming to a network from it.

But let's take Jack's use case:

You have tons of cuckold porn you want to have access to on your laptop that never moves. You can spend $250 on a 2 TB smol and portable SSD drive or you can spend $170 on a 10TB drive that is a little bulkier. Sure the 10TB is only 160mb/s transfer but that's good enough for HD cuckhold porn.

What really bugs me is that outside of being totally ignorant about technology Jack probably returns everything he reviews. Claiming it isn't cheap enough and didn't have enough meat on it.

Nice to see Jack is consistent. He is as dumb at cooking as he is with tech. What a waste of money. SSDs are great as OS drives but offline storage? Dumb and expensive. I find this more offensive and wasteful than his cooking.

 

[Aunt Myrna]

Nice to see Jack is consistent. He is as dumb at cooking as he is with tech. What a waste of money. SSDs are great as OS drives but offline storage? Dumb and expensive. I find this more offensive and wasteful than his cooking.

You could make an argument for an external SSD if you need to transfer lots of big files on a regular basis to and from an internal SSD.
BUT, Jack's use case is one or two files a week, coming and going from the mechanical HDD in his Mac. The only advantage at this point is that it is physically smaller. Which just means Jack is more likely to lose it or sit on the fucking thing and break it.

 

[Religion is Dead]

In case you needed some proof that Jack was an illiterate piece of garbage. He's surprised that Arby's doesnt have coffee, but if you could read the menu, you would have seen years ago they don't have any coffee.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Edit: @Religion is Dead beat me to this one.

The restaurant chain that “has the meats” does not serve coffee. Jack is incredulous, taking his frustration to Facebook.

Fried chicken and waffles, a Thanksgiving feast, and now Arby’s. Continue to poke the bear that is recurrent strokes.

 

[Chamulum]

The Best Barbeque Sauce Youll Ever Taste... NOT!!!

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All I am going to say is that is is horrible and how can he claim to have such good sauce when he cannot even BBQ!!! This guy is such a fraud. I checked his youtube channel and he can grill on a gas grill, and a Traeger but I did not see any other type of smoker used. Anways BOO this turd!!!

So, when are we going to have a brave soul in this thread try one of Jack's rancid sauces?

 

[Buck Mullet]

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In case you needed some proof that Jack was an illiterate piece of garbage. He's surprised that Arby's doesnt have coffee, but if you could read the menu, you would have seen years ago they don't have any coffee.

Years ago Arby's (at least locally) served breakfast for a while. They must have had coffee then. It is a bit weird not to have it, but nothing to make a big deal about. I'm almost tempted to go down there and see if they do or not. It's about a mile and a half away, so unlike Jack, I'd consider walking.

 

[thedingledongle]

Did he really attribute the Walmart Chicken Dipping sauce being sold out was because of his fucking review? Yeah, that's gotta be it you mong.