💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

Mine's 15% for a baseline. If you're above and beyond, you get 20%. If you were kind of bad but earnest, 10%. Cunt staff (which do exist) just get a penny since that's more insulting than if I didn't tip.

If Jack was my chef or waiter, he'd only be tipped in pennies.

Honestly 15% is fine. It is the standard as far as I know. I tip 20% because when I was a kid I waited tables and delivered pizza to survive so that influences me pretty heavily.

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

I wonder if he managed one sale.

He doesn't even need to, since the next item/s you buy from Amazon after visiting one of his links will give him affiliate money - no matter what it is.

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

He doesn't even need to, since the next item/s you buy from Amazon after visiting one of his links will give him affiliate money - no matter what it is.

Is anyone buying food poisoning these days?

 

[Sundae]

Compare Jack:

To Pitmaster X, someone who not only actually knows how to cook, but genuinely enjoys it:

The difference is like night and day.

 

[AnOminous]

Compare Jack:

How could he never have used a glass baking pan before. It's the most basic bitch cooking implement. You bake casseroles in that. Americans cook casseroles all the fucking time. How can you even be American and never have made potatoes au gratin or brownies or any of these basic things?

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

How can you even be American and never have made potatoes au gratin or brownies or any of these basic things?

None of these things contain raw meat though.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

8. Avocado Tool is my favorite. I've never had a problem opening Avocados with a knife and a spoon.

Me either, but then I've never done it with one dead arm.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Jack potentially defames another business; the business immediately fires back.



Did MeGs Maid Service (Facebook) post photos of Jack and Tammy’s filthy home? Did Jack out himself given his review’s content and the cleaning service’s most recent cleaning-related update?

Spoiler: Speculation

 

[breadandcircuses]

There's like a million other youtubers that cover food that offer some kind of entertainment.

Whether it's the human freak show that is Joey's World Tour, the insight of Daym Drops and that old white guy that eats in his car, the wholesomeness of Reviewbrah, all the way to actual people that cook on youtube from weird canadian vietnamese Quang Tran (who despite being meathead Ricegum knows what he's doing), Chef John, Babish, Adam Ragusea (the I don't do [typical thing], I do [atypical thing that's a bit more complicated] guy, Guga, etc.

I wouldn't even say that Jack is in the same quote unquote industry with these guys. He's not even very good at the one thing he's good at, lazy recipes for football games. The only thing he's made that didn't make me gag is probably the hasselback cheesy garlic bread. Everything else is failure ontop of failure with an added dash of eugh.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

None of these things contain raw meat though.

Don't give Jack any ideas.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Jack potentially defames another business; the business immediately fires back.

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Did MeGs Maid Service (Facebook) post photos of Jack and Tammy’s filthy home? Did Jack out himself given his review’s content and the cleaning service’s most recent cleaning-related update?

Spoiler: Speculation

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That would line up, Jack probably pisses all over the floor because he can't locate his chode with his one good arm.

 

[Buck Mullet]

Yeah I'm really shocked to see someone has a toilet in their home, what an invasion of privacy.

 

[Trig.Point]

Jack is shit at reviewing:

Another Boomer further explores the mall that Jack was in:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Z67zqY_4DOk
Reviewbrah literally just reviewed Chicken and Waffles:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8nHcRaTfZEI
both videos are better than Jack's crapfest.

This thread is at it's best when posters get what Jack aspires to be, and repost creators that actually achieve it.

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah I'm really shocked to see someone has a toilet in their home, what an invasion of privacy.

If it's his it's shocking it isn't broken or some kind of special fat fuck toilet designed not to break under heavy loads.

The place he libeled claimed he isn't even a customer, though.

 

[EvilDroid64]

If they posted pictures of his house without permission, I'm with Jack on this one. I don't want pictures of my house online anywhere, even if my toilet is sparkling clean and brand new.

 

[FemalePresident]

I think there's a chance Jack reviewed the wrong company.

 

[Chamulum]

There's like a million other youtubers that cover food that offer some kind of entertainment.

Whether it's the human freak show that is Joey's World Tour, the insight of Daym Drops and that old white guy that eats in his car, the wholesomeness of Reviewbrah, all the way to actual people that cook on youtube from weird canadian vietnamese Quang Tran (who despite being meathead Ricegum knows what he's doing), Chef John, Babish, Adam Ragusea (the I don't do [typical thing], I do [atypical thing that's a bit more complicated] guy, Guga, etc.

I wouldn't even say that Jack is in the same quote unquote industry with these guys. He's not even very good at the one thing he's good at, lazy recipes for football games. The only thing he's made that didn't make me gag is probably the hasselback cheesy garlic bread. Everything else is failure ontop of failure with an added dash of eugh.

It brings the question to why he's so lazy. While I understand the appeal in a lazy or 5 minute recipes, you genuinely can't have a really long career on the sole fact that you can barely cook food correctly.

Switching the camera off, he says that sometimes viewers ask why he doesn’t use more fresh produce.

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“Fresh? Really? That’s a half-hour more I could be playing video games.”

Food Network: It doesn’t appeal to your Walmart customer. But I do. And someday they’re going to realize that.

There's a reason why no one appeals to Walmart customers Jack. They lack basic cooking skills or have no idea or interest in cooking things way above their skill level. Because let's be real here, there was no way Jack would've kept his original momentum going past 2009-2011.

 

[FemalePresident]

But how lazy can someone be? I follow a cowboy's cooking channel on youtube, and he makes cowboy recipes and the like... and it's not rocket science. I mean, he has very good and simple recipes. And Jack is not even on his level.

 

[Shabobus]

But how lazy can someone be? I follow a cowboy's cooking channel on youtube, and he makes cowboy recipes and the like... and it's not rocket science. I mean, he has very good and simple recipes. And Jack is not even on his level.

Jack is a poisonous combination of laziness, stupidity, and arrogance. He's too lazy to learn anything, and he believes he's so good that he doesn't need to anyway.

 

[AnOminous]

But how lazy can someone be? I follow a cowboy's cooking channel on youtube, and he makes cowboy recipes and the like... and it's not rocket science. I mean, he has very good and simple recipes. And Jack is not even on his level.

You mean Kent Rollins? He's pretty cool.

He does better with the kind of shit that would be used on the trail in the 19th Century than Jack does in a modern kitchen with every gadget that can be ordered online. Like Beef Wellington.

It's even "lazy man's" although he just calls it easy. Because he isn't retarded like Jack.