💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[captkrisma]

It is isn't bullshit. There is a real risk of going into a diabetic coma because of ketoacidosis. A person that is diligent can still go on the diet. They need to monitor their blood sugar levels and test their ketone levels frequently. For a person like Jack, that makes being lazy a core part of his identity, that kind of commitment isn't very likely.

Eh...for people with type 1 diabetes, the keto diet isn't recommended, basically for the reasons you stated, but let's be real: Jack doesn't have type 1. There have been several studies showing that ketoacidosis reduced the overall need for insulin injections. I do agree, however, that Jack would be too lazy to monitor his levels and he'd end up killing himself. (Faster than he's already doing).

 

[AnOminous]

Eh...for people with type 1 diabetes, the keto diet isn't recommended, basically for the reasons you stated, but let's be real: Jack doesn't have type 1. There have been several studies showing that ketoacidosis reduced the overall need for insulin injections. I do agree, however, that Jack would be too lazy to monitor his levels and he'd end up killing himself. (Faster than he's already doing).

He's unkillable. The wendigo just keeps taking away parts of his body. Eventually he will be nothing but a gargling, gobbling mouth consuming endless amounts of charred, yet raw meat at all times.

 

[Zero fks to give]

How did he ever get that God awful sauce shelf space in Whole Foods?
Was he that big a YouTube deal back then?

Whole Foods Market

Jack Scalfani takes a trip to Whole Foods Market to show you the best of all supermarkets. See his sauces at: http://TheBestSauces.com link for Jack's HOW TO...

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[AnOminous]

How did he ever get that God awful sauce shelf space in Whole Foods?
Was he that big a YouTube deal back then?

Whole Foods Market

Jack Scalfani takes a trip to Whole Foods Market to show you the best of all supermarkets. See his sauces at: http://TheBestSauces.com link for Jack's HOW TO...

youtu.be

Whole Foods sometimes puts aside some space for local products. He probably slithered in under the guise of that.

 

[Hapyro720]

He keeps talking about how small it is. Its pretty bad

 

[Marissa Moira]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=N6TNpg-iTYUHe keeps talking about how small it is. Its pretty bad

I wonder if his mind would be blown if he realized that SD cards are just modern day floppy disks?

I wonder if he even knows what a floppy is other than his arm.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

He's unkillable. The wendigo just keeps taking away parts of his body. Eventually he will be nothing but a gargling, gobbling mouth consuming endless amounts of charred, yet raw meat at all times.

So you're saying he becomes the Sarlacc pit in Return of the Jedi?

 

[Aaway]

this gem came up on my recommended videos

first of all, this fucking moron doesn't bother to spray the mats with oil. its also obvious his grill is not level (which causes his egg to run off into the grill lol) and he may have even placed the mats on the grill upside down. if you want classic jack incompetence this is the video to watch

 

[Shambler]

this gem came up on my recommended videos

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zdE8yh0d1_0
first of all, this fucking moron doesn't bother to spray the mats with oil. its also obvious his grill is not level (which causes his egg to run off into the grill lol) and he may have even placed the mats on the grill upside down. if you want classic jack incompetence this is the video to watch

this doesn't even look like a product anyone would genuinely want, you'd specifically have to seek out a grill for the express purpose of not using it like a grill.

 

[Marissa Moira]

this doesn't even look like a product anyone would genuinely want, you'd specifically have to seek out a grill for the express purpose of not using it like a grill.

They're the best for cooking chicken wings or shrimp. It's mostly for undersized food that can fall through the slats.

 

[AnOminous]

They're the best for cooking chicken wings or shrimp. It's mostly for undersized food that can fall through the slats.

Why not just use a small piece of chicken wire mesh?

 

[Marissa Moira]

Why not just use a small piece of chicken wire mesh?

Those only tend to be single use(they are a bitch to clean and the effort isn't worth it) and you need to cut the mesh. These mats for 4-5 bucks you get like 6 to a pack and they're re-usable.

 

[AnOminous]

Those only tend to be single use(they are a bitch to clean and the effort isn't worth it) and you need to cut the mesh. These mats for 4-5 bucks you get like 6 to a pack and they're re-usable.

They also seem to completely ruin any point of even cooking on a grill in the first place.

 

[Marissa Moira]

They also seem to completely ruin any point of even cooking on a grill in the first place.

I know, yet people still buy charcoal fueled grills.

 

[Shambler]

They're the best for cooking chicken wings or shrimp. It's mostly for undersized food that can fall through the slats.

when i see people cook shrimp on a grill it tends to be on skewers and i've never heard of wings on a grill but that may just be because no one does it in my area

 

[Marissa Moira]

when i see people cook shrimp on a grill it tends to be on skewers and i've never heard of wings on a grill but that may just be because no one does it in my area

In general we tend to use two grills if we're having a big BBQ so everything gets cooked at once. So one grill usually has a few of the mats down to cook stuff like scallops, shrimp, and wings while the other grill is regulated for burgers, hotdogs, or steaks.

 

[AnOminous]

when i see people cook shrimp on a grill it tends to be on skewers and i've never heard of wings on a grill but that may just be because no one does it in my area

Skewers is the standard "shrimp on the barbie" method. Or for kebabs. These pads seem pointless.

 

[morelikeblowtaxright]

Skewers is the standard "shrimp on the barbie" method. Or for kebabs. These pads seem pointless.

Wow definitely Josh

 

[breadandcircuses]

Supposedly the grill mats still give you the grill marks. When I worked at Bed Bath & Beyond we could barely keep the Mister Yoshi grill mats (2 for 9.99) on the shelves, they moved so fast.

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=N6TNpg-iTYUHe keeps talking about how small it is. Its pretty bad

Jack doing tech reviews...

It is so smaaaaaaaaaaaaall.

Yeah...great. That drive is a great tool for people who need high transfer speed and actually move around. SSD has no moving parts so it is a better choice if you work on the go and need the storage. I've had many laptops fail because the mechanical drive ends up damaged after months of being in my backpack.

That said it is a bad choice if the drive is going to just sit next to your laptop that never leaves your desk.

Okay, great, you can transfer 540mb/s with the SSD on 3.1. That's fantastic if it is an OS drive or gaming drive or I guess you were streaming to a network from it.

But let's take Jack's use case:

You have tons of cuckold porn you want to have access to on your laptop that never moves. You can spend $250 on a 2 TB smol and portable SSD drive or you can spend $170 on a 10TB drive that is a little bulkier. Sure the 10TB is only 160mb/s transfer but that's good enough for HD cuckhold porn.

What really bugs me is that outside of being totally ignorant about technology Jack probably returns everything he reviews. Claiming it isn't cheap enough and didn't have enough meat on it.