💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

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JackDavis said:
Guess he's still lying to himself about being Keto. He's been keto since his last stroke, which was about 18 months ago. You'd think that attempting to be keto would at least mean his carb intake is down a bit and that would lead to even a little weight loss but the dude is as round as ever.
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Jack the Glutton's actually even fucking fatter now than he was 1.5 years ago; no really, compare how much he ballooned pre-stroke and now. You can almost certainly thank how he's used his rotting edema claw and fucked leg as excuses to not even walk anymore now, as well as him just cramming even more fat down his throat.

It's impressive how bad his mushbrain forgets so much, but he magically remembers the one word he can use to lie to himself that he's not just a fat pig desperate to eat himself to death and go to Hell for said gluttony and his treatment of people.
 
today's live chat. complete snoozefest aside from a couple gems

59:30: someone asks jack about why he doesn't eat keto food during his restaurant reviews
jack: "i try to lean keto, if i'm trying french fries i try one french fry and i give away the rest.... but i try to eat somewhat healthy...low carb...i lean that way. i can't go full keto...my doctor warned me against it because i could go into a diabetic coma."

1:04:43: someone asks about kaepernick and how jack would react if the cowboys signed him
jack: "i call him pumpernickel....let me tell you why i don't like pumpernickel or kaepernick or whatever he's called this week...he's not a good player. i've seen him decline, he had one good year where he was somewhat ok."
 
desu91 said:
This is just sheer utter disrespect shown towards his food. Either way, I can just imagine him devouring both birds in a manner that was shown in that cursed handsfree pie-eating competition video.

Also just remembered Fat Jack tried to cook a turkey in a trash can many moons ago. Comments are hilarious. Mmmmm, imagine the delicious industrial zinc flavour.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HIvrd68MjHQ
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Dummies think the thermometer failed because in inside of the can got so hot.

Maybe. Or it's because they ran the fucking cable a few inches above an open charcoal flame!
 
Isn't he from SoCal? I've never had Jimmy John's, but I know for a fact that one of the items on the "secret" In-N-Out menu is "protein style" which means replacing the bread with lettuce. Protein Style, no-carb, Keto, whatever you want to call it, there it is.
 
Kheapathic said:
Isn't he from SoCal? I've never had Jimmy John's, but I know for a fact that one of the items on the "secret" In-N-Out menu is "protein style" which means replacing the bread with lettuce. Protein Style, no-carb, Keto, whatever you want to call it, there it is.
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The only issue is that there isn't an In-N-Out where Jack is. Fortunately, however, there are many places that allow you to alter their menu items to allow for Keto.
 
Is going half keto even a thing? Isn't the whole point to put your body in the state of ketosis so it burns its own fat? Otherwise you're just cutting back on the carbs, and Jack needs a far more radical change in diet than that to lose weight.

The pound or few of weight Jack probably fluctuates between doctor visits is negligible. This guy I know dropped 140 lbs the last year simply from cutting out the booze, eating healthy and sensibly, and walking daily. If he went "half keto" he probably wouldn't see age 50. Jack is a walking corpse unless he makes drastic changes. But he's an idiot, so nice laughing at you Jack!
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Aaway said:
1:04:43: someone asks about kaepernick and how jack would react if the cowboys signed him
jack: "i call him pumpernickel....let me tell you why i don't like pumpernickel or kaepernick or whatever he's called this week...he's not a good player. i've seen him decline, he had one good year where he was somewhat ok."
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Jack, you can just say you don't like uppity niggers. It's okay. The 8 smooth brains who watch you unironically agree. And we all know that's what you think anyway.
 
I've eaten a ketogenic diet for a long time now. I'm not some trendy dieter I just lost a lot of weight doing it and it alleviated a lot of digestive issues I was having.

Jack says he's "half-keto". This is not a thing and it's annoying as shit to hear. You either eat so few carbs that you are in a state of ketosis or you don't.

Furthermore, if I have a "cheat day" then it will take me a good 3-4 days to get back into ketosis. This means that if Jack eats a gallon of sugary BBQ sauce on Monday, he doesn't magically go into ketosis when he wakes up.

If Jack was adhering to the diet you'd notice a significant difference but I get the impression that Jack cheats on his diet as much as Tammy cheats on him.
 
I was kind of curious to see which video was made just before Fat Jack's stroke, and it's likely that it happened in the Cold Brew Coffee episode. I had to click through his old videos and narrow down simply by observing his right arm. Halfway through the coffee video, there's a cut to the next day when the cold brew coffee's ready and he's not using his right arm anymore. Also the next video after the coffee video, is his stroke announcement video. Here it is:

Also, right after the stroke announcement, you can see all the keto bullshit stuff appearing. Really shows his psyche. Morbidly fascinating.
 
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desu91 said:
I was kind of curious to see which video was made just before Fat Jack's stroke, and it's likely that it happened in the Cold Brew Coffee episode. I had to click through his old videos and narrow down simply by observing his right arm. Halfway through the coffee video, there's a cut to the next day when the cold brew coffee's ready and he's not using his right arm anymore. Also the next video after the coffee video, is his stroke announcement video. Here it is: https://youtube.com/watch?v=V9S5CsS9pJs
Also, right after the stroke announcement, you can see all the keto bullshit stuff appearing. Really shows his psyche. Morbidly fascinating.
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He looks so much healthier in the beginning of this video than he does now.
 
desu91 said:
I was kind of curious to see which video was made just before Fat Jack's stroke, and it's likely that it happened in the Cold Brew Coffee episode. I had to click through his old videos and narrow down simply by observing his right arm. Halfway through the coffee video, there's a cut to the next day when the cold brew coffee's ready and he's not using his right arm anymore. Also the next video after the coffee video, is his stroke announcement video. Here it is: https://youtube.com/watch?v=V9S5CsS9pJs
Also, right after the stroke announcement, you can see all the keto bullshit stuff appearing. Really shows his psyche. Morbidly fascinating.
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I'm sorry. I posted this at least twice in this thread already but it disgusts me every time I'm reminded of it. The fucking salmonella ring just soaking in the tepid coffee water.
I would never put my hands into drinking water like this, I can't imagine someone elses hands (let alone Jack and his salmonella ring).
 
RodDangerous said:
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That’s one hell of a good-looking thumbnail, Jack.
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Makes me wonder if Jack is part of a similar sect like those Christians who play with snakes and drink turpentine to prove their faith, except Jack's sect eats raw meat and plays chicken with salmonella.

I mean there are some sects out there that still perform animal sacrifices, Jack's cooking could also be considered something along those lines.
 
captkrisma said:
That stuffing looks like actual shit.

As for Jack's avoidance to go full keto for fear of diabetic coma, It's bullshit.
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It is isn't bullshit. There is a real risk of going into a diabetic coma because of ketoacidosis. A person that is diligent can still go on the diet. They need to monitor their blood sugar levels and test their ketone levels frequently. For a person like Jack, that makes being lazy a core part of his identity, that kind of commitment isn't very likely.
 
Buck Mullet said:
Is going half keto even a thing? Isn't the whole point to put your body in the state of ketosis so it burns its own fat? Otherwise you're just cutting back on the carbs, and Jack needs a far more radical change in diet than that to lose weight.

The pound or few of weight Jack probably fluctuates between doctor visits is negligible. This guy I know dropped 140 lbs the last year simply from cutting out the booze, eating healthy and sensibly, and walking daily. If he went "half keto" he probably wouldn't see age 50. Jack is a walking corpse unless he makes drastic changes. But he's an idiot, so nice laughing at you Jack!
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You've been a member for four years and you didn't think it might be a bad idea to post photos of one of your friends? Use yo head nigga
 
Xochi said:
You've been a member for four years and you didn't think it might be a bad idea to post photos of one of your friends? Use yo head nigga
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It's an online friend, a semi-public figure who's dealt with internet harrassment and doxing already. No worries. Just wanted to share what real weight loss progress looked like in case Fat Jack lurks here at all.
 
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