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💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Whatthefuck
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There's a reference in the book of Isaiah. It has several translations, but the gist is that the Messiah would come and lion (meaning war, strife, whatever) would lie down with the lamb (meaning the Messiah or Jesus who was the lamb without stain that was sacrificially killed, blah, blah). In some biblical translations it refers to a wolf living with a lamb, that sort of thing.
Let's just say, Jack, Jr. is a dumb redneck who probably doesn't even know what it means.
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The lion thing is from the term the Lion of Judah, a Jewish thing (the term coming from how in the 12 tribes, Judah's symbol was a lion) that is then applied to Jesus because he's descended from David's line of the Kingdom of Judah, as well as the fact that some of the many tardramblings in Revelation has the term in it as well. It's the same way we pulled Satan out of our asses theologically; fanfiction mixed with misrememberings of even older shit and ex cathedra statements from random theologians.
Jr. though picked it because he and his white trash family are reduced to ooking and eeking about their qualities as being holier and better than others as they deny their crippling eating disorders and the fact they all need to get their shit kicked in by angry former waiters.
Jr. though picked it because he and his white trash family are reduced to ooking and eeking about their qualities as being holier and better than others as they deny their crippling eating disorders and the fact they all need to get their shit kicked in by angry former waiters.
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He's a Slaton in spirit for sure.
Charlie Delicious
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Creole Butter Injected Cajun Smoked Turkey (Pit Boss) - THANKSGIVING
TWO THINGS YOU CAN DO AFTER WATCHING MY VIDEO 1. SHOP AT MY STORE HTTP://AMAZONJACK.STORE 2. BUY MY SAUCES & SEASONING HTTP://COOKINGWITHJACK.COM Jack's mott...
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Watch Jack rip apart a cooked Turkey with his bare hands!
Still saying "wet" instead of "moist"
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Jack front loads a cooking video with 1 and a half minutes of half-remembered bullshit regarding COPPAWatch Jack rip apart a cooked Turkey with his bare hands!Creole Butter Injected Cajun Smoked Turkey (Pit Boss) - THANKSGIVING
TWO THINGS YOU CAN DO AFTER WATCHING MY VIDEO 1. SHOP AT MY STORE HTTP://AMAZONJACK.STORE 2. BUY MY SAUCES & SEASONING HTTP://COOKINGWITHJACK.COM Jack's mott...
"There's some website you can go to called your voices or something, where you can sign a petition, or something. To maybe get Youtube to give us some warning, that would be nice, instead of looking for a payday. So anyways, come on in close, we're doing turkey day."
ugh
Jack: "Since I hurt my arm, I've needed these sheers"
Hah, eating yourself into a stroke is just "my arm got hurt".
Nice retcon you lying sack.
Jack: "This seasoning is hot, for me, I've got the hot kind, that I never used, that would be even worse."
Even worse?
Meaning this is bad, right?
I guess so, he eats a bit of the skin and the camera just fades away with no reaction, then he's immediately eating a piece of white meat and saying THAT tastes good.
It seriously looks like the seasoning turned out disgusting and Jack just doesn't want to admit it.
Again, no recipes or directions in the description, but at the end he does say:
"The whole procedure works. Inject with butter, season with cajun seasoning, let it sit for a little bit, and then smoke it."
Ugggghhh, and he licks his fingers in a way so disgusting I audibly groaned, and then he puts his fat hand up to the camera and says "WANNA LICK!" Fuck you, Jack.
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Whatthefuck
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Yeah, thanks for that, Jack. I don't know, I happen to like my family and I'd really not like to poison them or give them a reason to never come around for a meal I've cooked, so I'll pass.Creole Butter Injected Cajun Smoked Turkey (Pit Boss) - THANKSGIVING
TWO THINGS YOU CAN DO AFTER WATCHING MY VIDEO 1. SHOP AT MY STORE HTTP://AMAZONJACK.STORE 2. BUY MY SAUCES & SEASONING HTTP://COOKINGWITHJACK.COM Jack's mott...
Watch Jack rip apart a cooked Turkey with his bare hands!
Still saying "wet" instead of "moist"
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Jack manages to frozen burrito a turkey: Seared on the outside ice on the inside.
That place looks amazing. Don't care for the soy squirrel doing the video though.
There's a better shot of it here:
it says a lot about how far removed people like the Scalfanis are from the bible, orthodox Jews don't get tattoos because they think the mutilation of their bodies will doom them to burn in hell, and then you get people like Jack Jr. who not only get one, but a huge, tacky, poorly done one. A temple, indeed...
Terrible tat. Terribly executed.
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The tat gives off a strong whiff of furfaggotry.
John Carmack
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An Ewok having a midlife crisis
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Wait... Garrett is the older of the two? So Jack didn't name his first born son after him? He named his second son after him?
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The hands on that clock are approaching 4:20, which is when Jack “Plumpkin King” Gelatin ’tards out and chokes the first young male he can get his hand
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Jack Russell Scalfani doesn't deserve to have his first born son named after him.
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That was awful, embarrassing even. He's always trying to act like he's a big youtuber and understands what's going on, but deep inside he doesn't care at all.
It looks like the dead arm is twitchy at some points of the video? Disturbing. Or maybe is just the effect of the camera.
I like how Jack acts like a bitch when Jack Jr makes the first unsuccesful attempt at breaking the turkey's bones and says "it slides". Jack replies "I know it slides", like he's annoyed? What an idiot.
6:54 --> Listen to that. It's like walking is a big effort to Jack.
Disgusting!
Orkeosaurus
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I love how Jack points out that you got to wash your hands at every step and then proceeds to double dip the injection needle in the turkey, cross contaminating the hot sauce bottle with raw turkey juice.
Aaway
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jack should be the last person talking about kitchen hygiene
this is the same guy who would handle raw meat with his fucking ring on and then say he didn't know why people had an issue with it
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Jesus/Aslan/the Lion of Judah/whatever looks more like a fucking zombie than a lion.
Salmonella Jack almost goes out of his way to do this in every video where it's even possible. One common vector of cross contamination is that shitty ring, but if not, it's implements, the cutting surface itself, containers, it's almost like he tries to exhaust every possible way of spreading food poisoning.
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It pains me to compare a competent chef to Jack, but Sam the Cooking Guy does the same thing and it drives me nuts.