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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Connor said:
Hopefully, I'll have an internship putting up books at the local library, as well as helping out at a thrift store I frequent.
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Library works sounds like the right track. Hope you follow through.

Also, I've wanted to ask this, why did you make the main character of your magnum opus a woman? You really don't know anything about women. You should write what you know.
 
1. What is it with you and making new threads about yourself on forums? The old thread would've sufficed for yet another empty promise of improvement.

2. What do you have to say about that friend of yours you threw under the bus on here now that we know he's nicer and more successful than you?
 
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You want us to believe you've changed and then you immediately do this? Seriously @Connor?
 
Connor, my offer still stands to help you with short writing prompts and getting creative things going. Also try going for a run sometime! There are things like the Couch to 5K program that work really well. They're hard at first, but after a few weeks you get into the swing of it.
 
Abby said:
Also, I've wanted to ask this, why did you make the main character of your magnum opus a woman? You really don't know anything about women. You should write what you know.
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I've actually wondered about this too. There is a book I read that was written by a male but had a female main character..... the female ended up as a stereotype.
 
Connor said:
I dropped by to check if I had any private messages, and I felt an irresistible impulse to start a thread in this section dedicated to improving my life. I've been feeling a lot better recently, and I've taken some of the things said my Lolcow thread to heart. At the moment, my life is full of opportunity. I've already finished all of my online math assignments for this week, so I've got plenty of time on my hands. I've also been thoroughly outlining another novel I'm going to write during the summer, with roughly four paragraphs of backstory already on the page. I am going to be working on my resume, but do understand that it will take time before it's completed. I'm going to need some volunteer work and more academic experience under my belt.
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TM Ambrose said:
*thwacks your nose with a newspaper* You ever going to answer for the racist shit you said? You ever going to answer for the Nazi shit? You ever going to apologize for the people you bitch out at? I'm willing to give advice but i'd prefer you to actually own up to this shit.
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@Connor
1.) Apologize. Literally just start there. I shouldn't have to explain why but if you need a reason, some of your comments were fucked up and you'll get more people to believe you by admitting to your mistakes.
2.) For jobs, volunteer in places that are relevant to your line of work, whatever you want to do. If you're still aiming to be a writer, start at a Library. Maybe intern at a publishing company (you'll have more of a chance if its an independent one). Start building up experience for things you want to do, because I agree with you, burger flipping at McD's would END you. You're not cut out for the public. Also, take it from someone who's really sensitive, if someone in a position of power gives you advice, DO NOT ARGUE BACK. DO NOT TRY TO EXPLAIN. Just stay silent and nod if you cant think of anything neutral to say back. Even if its rude. Even if it hurts. You'll learn from it regardless and have an opportunity to prove them wrong. Its what I've done with my boss and Its worked. Take it or leave it.
3.) Get therapy. Listen to what they say.

And Finally DONT START DRAMA. DONT AIR YOUR PERSONAL LIFE ONLINE.

Please take this seriously, dude. I feel like an idiot for giving you advice which you've shown to ignore over time but I hope I'm not.
 
Connor said:
It's probably just me sperging about writing and general excuse-making.
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No, it's actually people begging you to leave for your own good. And you're here. You want to really improve your life? Then leave. We know too much about you.
 
There's a reason I made this thread. It's going to be a progress journal, of sorts. Tomorrow, I'm going to post something about what I did that day that was productive and self-improving. If I don't do anything productive, I'll make up for it the next day.
 
Connor said:
There's a reason I made this thread. It's going to be a progress journal, of sorts. Tomorrow, I'm going to post something about what I did that day that was productive and self-improving. If I don't do anything productive, I'll make up for it the next day.
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Please note that it's hard to trust you at the moment. The only thing that's going to sway people is progress.
 
Connor said:
If I don't do anything productive, I'll make up for it the next day.
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No, do not allow yourself the ability to go "I'll make up for it the next day". Do not make that concession. Do something every day like you have no fallback if you fail.
 
Connor said:
There's a reason I made this thread. It's going to be a progress journal, of sorts. Tomorrow, I'm going to post something about what I did that day that was productive and self-improving. If I don't do anything productive, I'll make up for it the next day.
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You could just make a LiveJournal for that.
 
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