💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%

  • April-May 2024

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  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 17 1.1%

  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.2%

  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.4%

  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 2.8%

  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 16.6%

  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 252 16.2%

  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 902 58.0%
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saralovesjuicyfruit said:
How can you enable your husband like this when he's already so overweight and just had a major health crisis related to his weight for the second time ? It's impossible that she is just ignorant to what contributes to stroke risk. She is not worried about his health at all.
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To be brutaly frank, I don't even assume that both of them have the mental capacity do see the dangerous lifestyle they have. Jack already had two strokes and the next, and his final, stroke is just a matter of time and she is the next on the list of morbidly obese related health issues.
It wouldn't even wonder me when she get her first stroke within the next year.
They're both literally walking dead.
Aaway said:
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How does he get threats on his YouTube channel? That fat coward has his comment section closed for quite some time now.

Raindrop3000 said:
What's Jack's weight currently? Surely he's around 350-400lbs? Or is that a bit too conservative
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I would estimate it's more likely 400lbs to 450lbs .
 
Aaway said:
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I'm going to guess he's gone to the channels that are reacting to his horrible videos (Charlie has done a few on him, and YT keeps suggesting some guy named Elvis the Alien who has Jack in his thumbnail) and he took all the people in the comments calling him the Maestro of Mayo as deeply personal slights, because Jack is a soft bellied pussy boy.
 
buttvomit said:
jfc he mixes all that sticky maple syrup with his hand.....

also he forgets that he's eating brussels sprouts and calls it asparagus @ 3:10
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When the video started and I saw how off centered he was in the frame, I thought he might be getting fancy and putting some on screen graphics to work.

Nope, he was just incompetent in framing the shot.
 
Chamulum said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jcZPp5xAze4 In typical Jack fashion, he gives us barely cooked bacon and undercooked greens.
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His show at this point is just a really elaborate way of buying groceries and then throwing them in the garbage because no way anybody actually eats this fucking bullshit. Well, maybe Jack gargles and roars like a wendigo as he eats the raw bacon.
 
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The arm hanging in the background made me feel very uncomfortable.

It really looks like the right side of his face is on its way to get paralyzed or deteriorate severely.
 
Chamulum said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jcZPp5xAze4 In typical Jack fashion, he gives us barely cooked bacon and undercooked greens.
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No ingredients or recipe in the description, not like it would be any more useful than the potatoes.
It would just be
" 1) cut brussel sprouts
2) add bacon and syrup
apply heat as needed "
I'm astounded whenever Jack bites into something and gives nothing but a one word "great" or "mmm!", but this time Jack says LITERALLY NOTHING before a fadeout to a new scene. Just stunning.
Those brussel sprouts (goddam really? that's literally the cliche'd nasty veggie no kid wants to eat) aren't "roasted", they're CHARRED, and the bacon is so raw it just looks like he just added tomato slices.
Two side dishes coated in maple syrup, hurrrk, please no more Jack.
 
Aaway said:
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Fuck off you bound for hell piece of shit; you choked out your own son just because he 420 blazed it and now you do without acknowledging you've done wrong or trying to seek forgiveness you massive gluttonous hypocrite. You treat others around you like shit if you can get away with it and have nuked friendships literally over them cooking better than you or telling you no, they don't want garbage sushi from the chain store that can't fix their fridge.

Don't even try to play the christian virtue up; you fucking have none you pig with an eating disorder.

And his newest dish is on par with his aunt's party salad; maple bacon? Works fine as a savory-sweet topping or side for say a pancake or waffle. Maple sprouts... ech. Just ECH!
 
FemalePresident said:
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The arm hanging in the background made me feel very uncomfortable.

It really looks like the right side of his face is on its way to get paralyzed or deteriorate severely.
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In this screen shot you can tell he's overcompensating on his left hand side. He actually got lucky having a left brain stroke (for anyone who doesn't know if you have a left brain stroke it affects the right side of your body and a right brain stroke affects your left side) because it generally causes way worse deficiencies than what he's presenting. His speech and tardedness aren't nearly as affected as they could have been, but he does show significant differences in those respects from a few years ago. Usually a left brain stroke is easier to come back from physically and harder to come back from the deficiencies in your mental faculties (meaning learning to eat, speak, write again, hell, sometimes you sound like a fucking schizophrenic because your brain is saying words or phrases that to you sound correct, but are in no way correct. The brain is a crazy bitch). I can tell he did no physical therapy and is still doing none so you see that overcompensation on the left side of his body.

Is Jack left or right handed? I'll be fucked if I'm going back to check. If he's left handed, he's genuinely lucky.
 
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