💰 Grifter Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

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I'm scared for the pets, to be honest. Narcissists tend to lash out at things they control when in the face of things they cannot, if I'm not mistaken.

I'm not particularly concerned for the people in her clique if she decides to Alex one of them because... well, they more or less earned it by sticking around her and staying in such a horrid group of people. Like reverse zebras, instead of camouflaging everyone as a herd they decide to elect a lion and kick a zebra out every once in awhile to appease it.
 
While I agree Zoe is too narcissistic to suicide, I also wonder if she would "attempt" it to stir her white knights. By attempt I mean she texts everyone, posts an alert on Twitter and then leaves every door unlocked before she swallows a bottle of Tylenol or something. In other words, attention whoring. She wants to be found in time so she can post about it after her stomach is pumped.

Someone who was serious about it would make sure no one could save them. Zoe thrives on victimhood.
 
UnclePhil said:
While I agree Zoe is too narcissistic to suicide, I also wonder if she would "attempt" it to stir her white knights. By attempt I mean she texts everyone, posts an alert on Twitter and then leaves every door unlocked before she swallows a bottle of Tylenol or something. In other words, attention whoring. She wants to be found in time so she can post about it after her stomach is pumped.

Someone who was serious about it would make sure no one could save them. Zoe thrives on victimhood.
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Good idea. All her butter knives and Flintstones vitamins should be confiscated so she can't TOTALLY KILL MYSELF I SWEAR THIS TIEM I MEAN IT FUR REAL YOU GUISE
 
UnclePhil said:
While I agree Zoe is too narcissistic to suicide, I also wonder if she would "attempt" it to stir her white knights. By attempt I mean she texts everyone, posts an alert on Twitter and then leaves every door unlocked before she swallows a bottle of Tylenol or something. In other words, attention whoring. She wants to be found in time so she can post about it after her stomach is pumped.

Someone who was serious about it would make sure no one could save them. Zoe thrives on victimhood.
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Water-T said:
Good idea. All her butter knives and Flintstones vitamins should be confiscated so she can't TOTALLY KILL MYSELF I SWEAR THIS TIEM I MEAN IT FUR REAL YOU GUISE
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I've noticed her friends in the media haven't come running to her aide this time which I think is the main reason why she's pushing the "I'm gonna do it!" bit so hard. She's getting desperate so I wouldn't be surprised if a highly stage-managed suicide attempt happened.
 
MsStevieMarie said:
I've noticed her friends in the media haven't come running to her aide this time which I think is the main reason why she's pushing the "I'm gonna do it!" bit so hard. She's getting desperate so I wouldn't be surprised if a highly stage-managed suicide attempt happened.
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It might be possible that she burned every bridge and has cried wolf so many times that even her standard beta-orbiters who could be relied upon normally to slobber over her have moved onto bigger, fatter things. Like others have pointed out, Chelsea is old and old news and I think just as GG lives on as a boogeyman in people's heads, bringing up Zoe in yet another scandal just reminds everyone that they ran defense for a sociopath five years ago.
 
MsStevieMarie said:
I've noticed her friends in the media haven't come running to her aide this time which I think is the main reason why she's pushing the "I'm gonna do it!" bit so hard. She's getting desperate so I wouldn't be surprised if a highly stage-managed suicide attempt happened.
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That’s kind of important to note. The only guy talking about this so far is the Quartering, of all people. Kotaku, Polygon, et al barely consider this latest harassment worth remarking on and all the big names are keeping their heads down. Not to mention all the people who were in her camp during the Crash Override Network (CON) debacle and the Tingleverse Kickstarter getting absolutely shafted.

I guess all the fun and excitement of being in a lynch mob just loses its luster when you finally leave a body behind. She could probably do a Blizzard and just announce something exciting to get out of trouble, that actually worked out for them during the whole Hong Kong thing. But that would also require doing something other than make other people’s lives worse for no appreciable gain, and that is clearly impossible for her.
 
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Brain Problems said:
It might be possible that she burned every bridge and has cried wolf so many times that even her standard beta-orbiters who could be relied upon normally to slobber over her have moved onto bigger, fatter things. Like others have pointed out, Chelsea is old and old news and I think just as GG lives on as a boogeyman in people's heads, bringing up Zoe in yet another scandal just reminds everyone that they ran defense for a sociopath five years ago.
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These people are social parasites who feed off of each other. Chelsea may have outlived her usefulness alive with empty threats. If she wants to be relevant, she’s going to have to go through with something.
 
NeoGAF Lurker said:
These people are social parasites who feed off of each other. Chelsea may have outlived her usefulness alive with empty threats. If she wants to be relevant, she’s going to have to go through with something.
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I think that’s what Holowka was supposed to be. Her big moment spearheading a Me Too push, with Sarkeesian even riding her coattails rather than the other way around. She can’t really create a thing that other people will actually enjoy, but hurting an easy target? Especially one of her exes? That’s the easiest thing.

Then Holowka had to ruin it, the selfish fuck.

I don’t think Zoe can exploit relationship drama again. Even Lifschitz got named as an abuser and he was one of the few people stupid enough to enter a relationship with Zoe after people figured out what she was like. Anyone stupid enough to get into a relationship with her now, considering a minimum of three of her exes were thrown under the bus, probably has it coming.
 
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MsStevieMarie said:
I've noticed her friends in the media haven't come running to her aide this time which I think is the main reason why she's pushing the "I'm gonna do it!" bit so hard. She's getting desperate so I wouldn't be surprised if a highly stage-managed suicide attempt happened.
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As others on here have said, Chelsea's had a history of using people up and throwing them away, like Alec, Alex Shitlifter, the CON crew, Jake Alley, Anita Scamkeesian, Eron, Chuck Tingle, her FMV crew, and various others. Between that, her career circling the drain, and the bad smell following her from her KickScam and her role in Alec's suicide, and it's no wonder that most of the people that were circling the wagons around her in 2014 have stayed away.

Most of her former White Knights ceased coming to her aid because it's too much hassle and drama for little to no benefit to them. A lot of them have finally realized that goober grape has right about her being a talentless coattail rider who tried to fuck her way to top, but they just can't publicly admit it (but they will in a few years after Chelsea ends up as yet another methhead living in a trailer park with 4 babies from 3 different men)
 
Water-T said:
they will in a few years after Chelsea ends up as yet another methhead living in a trailer park with 4 babies from 3 different men)
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If Chelsea goes through the inconvenience of having a kid, I don't think she will and hope for the kid's she doesn't, there is no way she'll do it again after she experiences how much of a pain it is. The physical pain, emotional toll, how everyday tasks like just being comfortable can seem impossible. She's flushing those babies if she ever gets pregnant. Hell, that might be the next grift. She needs money for a kid and then someone medical tragically happens that she needs even more money for before losing the baby. Even better, rape baby!

I don't think there is a low she won't sink to.
 
break these cuffs said:
If Chelsea goes through the inconvenience of having a kid, I don't think she will and hope for the kid's she doesn't, there is no way she'll do it again after she experiences how much of a pain it is. The physical pain, emotional toll, how everyday tasks like just being comfortable can seem impossible. She's flushing those babies if she ever gets pregnant. Hell, that might be the next grift. She needs money for a kid and then someone medical tragically happens that she needs even more money for before losing the baby. Even better, rape baby!

I don't think there is a low she won't sink to.
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Chelsea already pulled a similar grift around the start of gamergate. One of the staff of Kotaku gave her $600 (I think it was her fuckboi Grayson) so she could get an abortion.

Eron said that Chelsea claimed it was his, but there was no proof given that it was or that she was even pregnant. (This is before she got the liposuction, so any pregnancy weight could be chalked up to her being chunky at the time). Since it was a Kotakuite that gave her the cash, the prevailing theory is that Grayson knocked Chelsea up, and then she had to abort the baby because they were already getting heat for fucking each other while he was giving her positive coverage.
 
Water-T said:
Chelsea already pulled a similar grift around the start of gamergate. One of the staff of Kotaku gave her $600 (I think it was her fuckboi Grayson) so she could get an abortion.

Eron said that Chelsea claimed it was his, but there was no proof given that it was or that she was even pregnant. (This is before she got the liposuction, so any pregnancy weight could be chalked up to her being chunky at the time). Since it was a Kotakuite that gave her the cash, the prevailing theory is that Grayson knocked Chelsea up, and then she had to abort the baby because they were already getting heat for fucking each other while he was giving her positive coverage.
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I had completely forgotten about that. I'm guessing other people have too.
 
Water-T said:
Chelsea already pulled a similar grift around the start of gamergate. One of the staff of Kotaku gave her $600 (I think it was her fuckboi Grayson) so she could get an abortion.

Eron said that Chelsea claimed it was his, but there was no proof given that it was or that she was even pregnant. (This is before she got the liposuction, so any pregnancy weight could be chalked up to her being chunky at the time). Since it was a Kotakuite that gave her the cash, the prevailing theory is that Grayson knocked Chelsea up, and then she had to abort the baby because they were already getting heat for fucking each other while he was giving her positive coverage.
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So she's no stranger to murder, is what you're saying.
 
Would you rather she had a baby? Zoe and Becky Gerber are prime examples of why abortion must be legal.

Neither one of them should ever be allowed to raise children. Do you want MORE bpd/narcissistic welfare cases?
 
Sissy Galvez said:
Would you rather she had a baby? Zoe and Becky Gerber are prime examples of why abortion must be legal.

Neither one of them should ever be allowed to raise children. Do you want MORE bpd/narcissistic welfare cases?
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Concurrently, there is at least a chance that some aborted children would have grown up to be future Quinns and Gerbers.

Hoover 'em out and feed 'em to the grinder when you can, ladies. The alternative is less pretty.
 
Sissy Galvez said:
Would you rather she had a baby? Zoe and Becky Gerber are prime examples of why abortion must be legal.

Neither one of them should ever be allowed to raise children. Do you want MORE bpd/narcissistic welfare cases?
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Narcs like Chelsea would use their babies as props.

"Hey you guys - remember when I put a chip in my hand because it was sO cYbErPuNk? Well now I've surgically fused my baby with a microwave! AREN'T I THE KEWLEST?"
 
Water-T said:
Most of her former White Knights ceased coming to her aid because it's too much hassle and drama for little to no benefit to them. A lot of them have finally realized that goober grape has right about her being a talentless coattail rider who tried to fuck her way to top, but they just can't publicly admit it (but they will in a few years after Chelsea ends up as yet another methhead living in a trailer park with 4 babies from 3 different men)
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The SJW refusal ever to admit being wrong is actually an incredible weakness. It allows you to marry them permanently to their biggest failures. They'll be forced to defend them mindlessly no matter how bad it makes them look. Every disgusting act of Chelsea is on them for good because just admitting she is exactly as reprehensible as we always knew would be admitting those damn grabblergoobers were right about even one thing.

Cpl. Long Dong Silver said:
Zoe Quinn is a walking/talking/tweeting reason to repeal the 19th amendment.
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Does she even vote? What's in it for her? Why the fuck would she need to go out personally and vote with the plebs when she can just tell a dozen cucks who to vote for?
 
Water-T said:
Chelsea already pulled a similar grift around the start of gamergate. One of the staff of Kotaku gave her $600 (I think it was her fuckboi Grayson) so she could get an abortion.

Eron said that Chelsea claimed it was his, but there was no proof given that it was or that she was even pregnant. (This is before she got the liposuction, so any pregnancy weight could be chalked up to her being chunky at the time). Since it was a Kotakuite that gave her the cash, the prevailing theory is that Grayson knocked Chelsea up, and then she had to abort the baby because they were already getting heat for fucking each other while he was giving her positive coverage.
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I'm sure he coughed up the $600 to avoid 18 years of child support payments. I'm sure that even if she had the kid and claimed it was Eron's, he would have eventually have taken a paternity test and the truth would come out.

But by paying $600 Grayson saved Eron some grief and possibly an appearance on Maury. Grayson did Eron, and Society at large a huge favor by giving Zoe $600 to kill her fetus. It's his biggest contribution to society to date.
 
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