💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 16.6%
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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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  • Total voters
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Has he quit the 5k walk training?

5k walk training? Look at him, he's barely able to walk 100 yards without getting a heart attack.

Where is the wasabi?

Real wasabi is about 80 $ per lb, you really think that cheapskate would use real wasabi?
Most likely he would use green colored horse raddish but even more likely he's even to cheap for that.
 
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He claims that it's in the cheese.
So, no where to be found then. Too difficult to throw normal horseradish or the coloured horseradish to the mix. Why does he even do these videos anymore, his engagement is in the thousands if he's lucky. Probably a good chunk of that is people on this site or people facisinated by his inability to cook.
 
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Jackie Limp Limb somehow fucks up scooping a massive amount of butter.
(Note the 2 large piles of butter already in the bowl)
 
Are mashed potatoes keto friendly?

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This guy's stomach is amazing

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Wait,... isn't that for pastries, not potatoes?

This dude put in at least 8 tablespoons of butter (counting it as 3), over a cup of heavy cream, a pound of cheese and no wasabi into his "wasabi potatoes"
His review of the mashed potatoes: "I like this. This came out flawless."
His changes would be: Put twice as much cheese and buying wasabi paste.
 
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Jack's mash is an abomination, a pile of cheesy, butter-sodden slop. He should be extradited to Ireland for Potato Crimes and lined up against a fucking wall.
 
Are mashed potatoes keto friendly?

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This guy's stomach is amazing

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Wait,... isn't that for pastries, not potatoes?

This dude put in at least 8 tablespoons of butter (counting it as 3), over a cup of heavy cream, a pound of cheese and no wasabi into his "wasabi potatoes"
His review of the mashed potatoes: "I like this. This came out flawless."
His changes would be: Put twice as much cheese and buying wasabi paste.
The poor ignorant fat fuck, completely oblivious to what he's actually adding to his mashed potatoes. A bit of butter salt, white pepper and M_i_l_k is all you need, but he can't help himself. All he's tasting, is a pureed mess of starch and fat.
 
OFFICIAL JACK SCALFANI DEATH POOL
USER
CAUSE OF DEATH
EST. DATE OF DEATH
KETO POINTS
Murmur​
Heart Attack​
Early 2021​
500​
Wilhem Bittrich​
3rd Stroke​
Mid to Late 2020​
300​
The Wichita Lion​
Ham Sandwich​
May 11, 2021
(Ramadan)​
420​
FemalePresident​
3rd Stroke​
March, 2021​
666​
SmileyTimeDayCare​
Sepsis by Food Poisoning​
Early 2022​
456​
Religion is Dead​
Diabetes​
Mid 2020​
600​
Mesosalpinx​
Gangrene
w/ side of diabetes
and cholesterol​
April, 2020​
365​
Chamulum​
3rd Stroke and
diabetes combo​
Early to Mid 2020​
148​
Mein Garten​
Coronary artery disease
w/ an aneurysm​
Fall 2021​
1965​
Begemot​
Trichinosis​
April, 2020​
350​
Man vs
persistent rat​
Stroke leading to
coma and death​
August, 2022​
400​
Xochi​
Beaten to death by
actual chefs​
January, 2021​
19,324,557,416​
captkrisma​
Stroke and
heart failure​
Late, 2020​
1​
Waifuman Cooper​
Stroke​
June, 2020​
1776​
AnOminous​
Stroke​
Julay 4th, 2020​
2020​
Rod Dangerous​
Pulmonary embolism​
4th Quarter 2022​
25​
LordofCringe7206​
Salmonella Infection​
March, 2020​
2​
Captain
Fitzbattleaxe​
Complications from
gastric bypass surgery​
March, 2023​
500​
Suburban Bastard​
Berry Aneurysm​
January, 2021​
6969​
Dave Meltzer​
Murdered by Maury
Davis for shoe related
transgression​
Christmas Eve
2019​
202​
Adamska​
Cardiac Arrest​
June, 2022​
3,350​
Stock Photo Hacker​
Shot by a rogue
Mcdonalds manager​
April, 2020​
420​
Archie_Kimkicker​
Thrown off cliff
by Tammy's bull
(for insurance)​
February, 2020​
1488​
Redeemer and
Destroyer​
3rd Stroke​
Summer 2020​
777​
Spasticus
Autisticus​
Heart Attack from
witnessing Tammy
making love to a black
gentleman​
February, 2021​
69​
Kamov Ka-52​
Stroke​
Mid 2020​
1488​
Pineapple Fox​
Gangrene caused by
uncontrolled diabetes​
October, 2020​
30​
GandT​
Choked out by son​
21 June, 2020
(Father's Day)​
420​
Mr. Manchester​
Complications from
final stroke​
April, 2021​
201​
desu91​
Stroke w/ a side
of head trauma​
Mid 2020​
9001​
ObeseScreaming-
BlackMan​
Crushed by AS SEEN ON
TV gadgets.​
Winter 2021​
42069​
salmonellajack​
Head trauma via shoe​
April, 2020​
187​
Coconut Gun​
Natural causes while
surrounded by
loved ones​
Summer 2054​
0​
irishAzoth​
Cirrhosis​
Summer 2022​
1337​
GloriousRapeRabbit​
Heart attack after stroke
and two year coma​
April, 2022​
789​
Chive Turkey​
3rd Stroke​
June, 2025​
7​
Mr._Blonde​
4th Stroke​
April, 2022​
300​
Scented Candle​
Smited by the good Lord
for blasphemous onion
ring sorcery​
February, 2024​
80,085​
Zaryiu​
Atherosclerosis​
2020 or 2030+​
2013​
Dirty Mug​
Chokes on a dick
burger post 3rd stroke​
December, 2021​
1488​
Slimy Time​
Fatal stroke​
July, 2022​
1266​
To enter, reply to this post with your guess at the cause of death, a rough estimate on when, and how many Keto Points you are betting.


On the day of Jack's death, the entrant with the best guess will receive ALL Keto Points entered into the pool.

This post will be updated as bets come in. Good luck to you all!

Dies from internal injuries resulting from a perforated colon after Tammy's black bull mistakes him for Tammy. June 21, 2020. 9,001 Keto Points.
 
Charles removed Jack's channel from his featured channels "My Friend's Channels." They were there pretty recently. Would love to know what caused the rift. Charles turning on comments? Charles not being willing to do more awful Sushi Wars videos?
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Charles removed Jack's channel from his featured channels "My Friend's Channels." They were there pretty recently. Would love to know what caused the rift. Charles turning on comments? Charles not being willing to do more awful Sushi Wars videos?
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someone needs to remind him he still has jack's info in the description of his vids

i think they went their separate ways because jack threw a bitch fit about turning comments on and charles was fed up with doing videos eating arby's fish sandwiches
 
Charles removed Jack's channel from his featured channels "My Friend's Channels." They were there pretty recently. Would love to know what caused the rift. Charles turning on comments? Charles not being willing to do more awful Sushi Wars videos?

It never made sense to have anything to do with a fat loser like Jack.
 
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Jackie Limp Limb somehow fucks up scooping a massive amount of butter.
(Note the 2 large piles of butter already in the bowl)
At this point I'm really starting to wonder If he already has replaced his blood completely by molten butter. Seriously, that dude should receive a award by the US Dairy Farmers, he kept their jobs going all alone for the last decade.
 
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