💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

He literally says this.

I'm sure he didn't mean a stretched limo.

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

OFFICIAL JACK SCALFANI DEATH POOL

USER​	CAUSE OF DEATH​	EST. DATE OF DEATH​	KETO POINTS​
Murmur​	Heart Attack​	Early 2021​	500​
Wilhem Bittrich​	3rd Stroke​	Mid to Late 2020​	300​
The Wichita Lion​	Ham Sandwich​	May 11, 2021 (Ramadan)​	420​
FemalePresident​	3rd Stroke​	March 2021​	666​

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This post will be updated as bets come in. Good luck to you all!

Sepsis brought on by food poisoning early 2022 456 points

 

[Religion is Dead]

OFFICIAL JACK SCALFANI DEATH POOL

USER​	CAUSE OF DEATH​	EST. DATE OF DEATH​	KETO POINTS​
Murmur​	Heart Attack​	Early 2021​	500​
Wilhem Bittrich​	3rd Stroke​	Mid to Late 2020​	300​
The Wichita Lion​	Ham Sandwich​	May 11, 2021 (Ramadan)​	420​
FemalePresident​	3rd Stroke​	March 2021​	666​
SmileyTimeDayCare​	Sepsis by Food Poisoning​	Early 2022​	456​

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Complications from his diabetes mid 2020. 600 keto points.

 

[Mesosalpinx]

OFFICIAL JACK SCALFANI DEATH POOL

USER​	CAUSE OF DEATH​	EST. DATE OF DEATH​	KETO POINTS​
Murmur​	Heart Attack​	Early 2021​	500​
Wilhem Bittrich​	3rd Stroke​	Mid to Late 2020​	300​
The Wichita Lion​	Ham Sandwich​	May 11, 2021 (Ramadan)​	420​
FemalePresident​	3rd Stroke​	March 2021​	666​
SmileyTimeDayCare​	Sepsis by Food Poisoning​	Early 2022​	456​

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Gangrene of the stroke arm, perpetuated by diabetes and cholesterol. April 2020. 365 keto cheat days.

 

[Zero fks to give]

Wow this is the best Italian horror movie I've seen in quite awhile.

Guaranteed to make your grandmother faint during Sunday Gravy.

I think this oldy but goody may be the best Italian horror movie. Def second best, and Jack at his cringiest.

Coco's Italian Restaurant - Nashville, TN

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youtu.be

 

[Chamulum]

OFFICIAL JACK SCALFANI DEATH POOL

USER​	CAUSE OF DEATH​	EST. DATE OF DEATH​	KETO POINTS​
Murmur​	Heart Attack​	Early 2021​	500​
Wilhem Bittrich​	3rd Stroke​	Mid to Late 2020​	300​
The Wichita Lion​	Ham Sandwich​	May 11, 2021 (Ramadan)​	420​
FemalePresident​	3rd Stroke​	March 2021​	666​
SmileyTimeDayCare​	Sepsis by Food Poisoning​	Early 2022​	456​
Religion is Dead​	Diabetes​	Mid 2020​	600​
Mesosalpinx​	Gangrene w/ side of diabetes and cholesterol​	April 2020​	365​

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User: Chamulum
Cause of Death : 3rd Stroke/Diabetes
Date : Early-Mid 2020
Points : 1488

 

[Aaway]

I think this oldy but goody may be the best Italian horror movie. Def second best, and Jack at his cringiest.

Coco's Italian Restaurant - Nashville, TN

Get the JAKATAK app FREE for iPhone/iPad: https://goo.gl/WeupOL FREE for Android Phones/Tablets: https://goo.gl/gjuEXv Buy Jack's sauces at: http://TheBestSa...

youtu.be

this is my favorite JOTG video. i can't choose just one cringiest JOTG video because like 98% of them are cringey as fuck

starts out with jack telling jack jr and tammy to shut up and calls them dumb. then tammy proceeds to call him retarded before he says his favorite lie "i'll have to edit that part out."

they go to this really shitty looking pizza buffet/arcade place where jack gets visibly frustrated with tammy because she refuses to let him try her pizza

 

[captkrisma]

Coco's Italian Restaurant - Nashville, TN

Get the JAKATAK app FREE for iPhone/iPad: https://goo.gl/WeupOL FREE for Android Phones/Tablets: https://goo.gl/gjuEXv Buy Jack's sauces at: http://TheBestSa...

youtu.be

Jack had an app? After digging, I found two things...one, it's a way to watch his videos on your phone, so it's useless. The second being that it was taken down off all app stores.

Take that for what you will.

 

[TheTractor]

Jack, in the last month, ate the following :

- Mcdonalds, KFC twice, Taco bell, Pizza, managed to fuck up ribs and ate them, a disgusting apple pie.

He's killing himself but is too busy drooling.

 

[FemalePresident]

This was seven years ago

Someone explain what happened

 

[Alpacawitz]

OFFICIAL JACK SCALFANI DEATH POOL

USER​	CAUSE OF DEATH​	EST. DATE OF DEATH​	KETO POINTS​
Murmur​	Heart Attack​	Early 2021​	500​
Wilhem Bittrich​	3rd Stroke​	Mid to Late 2020​	300​
The Wichita Lion​	Ham Sandwich​	May 11, 2021 (Ramadan)​	420​
FemalePresident​	3rd Stroke​	March 2021​	666​
SmileyTimeDayCare​	Sepsis by Food Poisoning​	Early 2022​	456​
Religion is Dead​	Diabetes​	Mid 2020​	600​
Mesosalpinx​	Gangrene w/ side of diabetes and cholesterol​	April 2020​	365​
Chamulum​	3rd Stroke and diabetes combo​	Early to Mid 2020​	148​

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User : Mein Garten
CoD: Coronary artery disease and an aneurysm
Est. DoD: Fall 2021
Keto Points: 1965 (when the black voting rights act came in)

 

[EvilDroid64]

Jack had an app? After digging, I found two things...one, it's a way to watch his videos on your phone, so it's useless. The second being that it was taken down off all app stores.

Take that for what you will.

He said he started the app because people weren't getting all the notifications for his new uploads. It may have been around the time that YouTube made you hit the "bell" to get notifications when specific channels you subscribe to upload videos. If that's the case, then it's way easier to click the "bell" than to download a whole new app just to get notified when mushbrain uploads a new video.
He initially charged money for the app.

YouTube

Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.

www.youtube.com

 

[Begemot]

I’ve ruined my fair share of ribs in the past. I find them tricky to get right, not tough but not too overcooked. Having said that, I’ve never fucked up as bad as he does on the regular. Papa Salmonella is like a savant of failure. It’s almost impressive.

'Papa Salmonella' Lord, that should be he new title. Based.

 

[FemalePresident]

Choose your favourite side characters:

 

[Begemot]

OFFICIAL JACK SCALFANI DEATH POOL

USER​	CAUSE OF DEATH​	EST. DATE OF DEATH​	KETO POINTS​
Murmur​	Heart Attack​	Early 2021​	500​
Wilhem Bittrich​	3rd Stroke​	Mid to Late 2020​	300​
The Wichita Lion​	Ham Sandwich​	May 11, 2021 (Ramadan)​	420​
FemalePresident​	3rd Stroke​	March 2021​	666​
SmileyTimeDayCare​	Sepsis by Food Poisoning​	Early 2022​	456​
Religion is Dead​	Diabetes​	Mid 2020​	600​
Mesosalpinx​	Gangrene w/ side of diabetes and cholesterol​	April 2020​	365​
Chamulum​	3rd Stroke and diabetes combo​	Early to Mid 2020​	148​

To enter, reply to this post with your guess at the cause of death, a rough estimate on when, and how many Keto Points you are betting.



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This post will be updated as bets come in. Good luck to you all!

Cause: trichinosis from eating uncooked pork
Est: April 2020
Points: 350 keto points

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

OFFICIAL JACK SCALFANI DEATH POOL

USER​	CAUSE OF DEATH​	EST. DATE OF DEATH​	KETO POINTS​
Murmur​	Heart Attack​	Early 2021​	500​
Wilhem Bittrich​	3rd Stroke​	Mid to Late 2020​	300​
The Wichita Lion​	Ham Sandwich​	May 11, 2021 (Ramadan)​	420​
FemalePresident​	3rd Stroke​	March 2021​	666​
SmileyTimeDayCare​	Sepsis by Food Poisoning​	Early 2022​	456​
Religion is Dead​	Diabetes​	Mid 2020​	600​
Mesosalpinx​	Gangrene w/ side of diabetes and cholesterol​	April 2020​	365​
Chamulum​	3rd Stroke and diabetes combo​	Early to Mid 2020​	148​

To enter, reply to this post with your guess at the cause of death, a rough estimate on when, and how many Keto Points you are betting.


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I'm going to Price is Right y'all and mid 2022 this.

Cause: incapacitating stroke leading to coma and death
Est: Aug 2022 (barbecue season will take its toll)
Points: 400

 

[AnOminous]

Choose your favourite side characters:

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My favorite has to be the Texas Graybeard. Not many people can rock a pair of glasses and a cowboy hat with sunglasses on it, but he pulls it off.

Maury Davis the vicious, brutal, drug addled murderer who "found God" (and coincidentally a shitload of money along with Him) takes second.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

OFFICIAL JACK SCALFANI DEATH POOL

USER​	CAUSE OF DEATH​	EST. DATE OF DEATH​	KETO POINTS​
Murmur​	Heart Attack​	Early 2021​	500​
Wilhem Bittrich​	3rd Stroke​	Mid to Late 2020​	300​
The Wichita Lion​	Ham Sandwich​	May 11, 2021 (Ramadan)​	420​
FemalePresident​	3rd Stroke​	March 2021​	666​
SmileyTimeDayCare​	Sepsis by Food Poisoning​	Early 2022​	456​
Religion is Dead​	Diabetes​	Mid 2020​	600​
Mesosalpinx​	Gangrene w/ side of diabetes and cholesterol​	April 2020​	365​
Chamulum​	3rd Stroke and diabetes combo​	Early to Mid 2020​	148​

To enter, reply to this post with your guess at the cause of death, a rough estimate on when, and how many Keto Points you are betting.


On the day of Jack's death, the entrant with the best guess will receive ALL Keto Points entered into the pool.

This post will be updated as bets come in. Good luck to you all!

Cause of death: Beaten to death by professional chefs for his crimes against food

Est. date of death: January 2021

Keto points: 19,324,557,416

 

[captkrisma]

OFFICIAL JACK SCALFANI DEATH POOL

USER​	CAUSE OF DEATH​	EST. DATE OF DEATH​	KETO POINTS​
Murmur​	Heart Attack​	Early 2021​	500​
Wilhem Bittrich​	3rd Stroke​	Mid to Late 2020​	300​
The Wichita Lion​	Ham Sandwich​	May 11, 2021 (Ramadan)​	420​
FemalePresident​	3rd Stroke​	March 2021​	666​
SmileyTimeDayCare​	Sepsis by Food Poisoning​	Early 2022​	456​
Religion is Dead​	Diabetes​	Mid 2020​	600​
Mesosalpinx​	Gangrene w/ side of diabetes and cholesterol​	April 2020​	365​
Chamulum​	3rd Stroke and diabetes combo​	Early to Mid 2020​	148​

To enter, reply to this post with your guess at the cause of death, a rough estimate on when, and how many Keto Points you are betting.


On the day of Jack's death, the entrant with the best guess will receive ALL Keto Points entered into the pool.

This post will be updated as bets come in. Good luck to you all!

A mix of stroke and heart failure.
Late 2020.
1 Keto point because I 'lean towards Keto'.

 

[Aaway]

This was seven years ago

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=L3bP1oaC3VM

Someone explain what happened

lol he was fat as fuck back then and now he's at least 100 lbs heavier and has a dead arm

once he moved to TN he finally embraced the fact that he'll never be able to quit being a glutton and somehow, despite two strokes, diabetes, and kidney stones he's still alive while continuing to eat like shit