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Black 2 and White 2 are in S tier. I see nothing wrong with this.


It could maybe tie into Sinnoh somewhat. After all, it's easier to see a 100 foot Regigias towing continents than some 12 foot thing that's stuck in a temple.

That's exactly why i'd like to see that, an Atlas-sized Regigigas would make his Pokedex data far more believable

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Milcry evolves into Alcremie when you give it a held item called a tart (also influences the appearance of it) and then spinning the Switch around. You have to whip the cream. The held item hints at this evo method, so its not as retardedly obtuse as Inkay/ Malamar.

Milcery
Cream Pokemon
8"
.7 lbs
They say that any patisserie visited by Milcery is guaranteed success and good fortune

Alcremie
Cream Pokemon
1'
1.1 lbs
Ruby Cream
The cells that compose its cream fluctuated suddenly during evolution, giving the cream a sweet and tart flavor.
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Applin
Apple Core Pokemon
8"
1.1 lbs
As soon as it's born, it burrows into an apple. Not only does the apple serve as its food source, but the flavor of the fruit determines its evolution.

Appletun
Apple Nectar Pokemon
1'4"
28.7 lbs
Its body is covered in sweet nectar, and the skin on its back is especially yummy. Children used to have it as a snack.
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When it transforms into it's Crowned Form, Iron Head becomes Behemoth Bash.
 
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To throw us slightly off-topic for a second, I’m about to start my run through of Omega Ruby, but I’m struggling to decide on my team. When I played Alpha Sapphire, my team consisted of Swampert, Gardevoir, Mightyena, Swellow, Manectric and Roserade.

I’m going to choose Torchic as my starter, I will probably get another Ralts, simply because Psychic/Fairy was a really useful combo last time around (I thought of maybe getting a Gallade, but Blaziken will have fighting covered). I think I’ll have Crobat as my flying type.

The place I run into trouble is my electric slot. I don’t want to use Manectric again, but that only really leaves me with Magnemite and it doesn’t evolve into Magnezone until quite late in the game. Plus, I used Magnezone in Ultra Moon. The remaining two slots will be water and grass. No idea what I’m going to do for water, but for grass I’m thinking either Tropius, Cacturne or Shiftry. Any thoughts/advice?
 
To throw us slightly off-topic for a second, I’m about to start my run through of Omega Ruby, but I’m struggling to decide on my team. When I played Alpha Sapphire, my team consisted of Swampert, Gardevoir, Mightyena, Swellow, Manectric and Roserade.

I’m going to choose Torchic as my starter, I will probably get another Ralts, simply because Psychic/Fairy was a really useful combo last time around (I thought of maybe getting a Gallade, but Blaziken will have fighting covered). I think I’ll have Crobat as my flying type.

The place I run into trouble is my electric slot. I don’t want to use Manectric again, but that only really leaves me with Magnemite and it doesn’t evolve into Magnezone until quite late in the game. Plus, I used Magnezone in Ultra Moon. The remaining two slots will be water and grass. No idea what I’m going to do for water, but for grass I’m thinking either Tropius, Cacturne or Shiftry. Any thoughts/advice?
tbh if you're already going to have a Grass type, you don't really need Electric. I'd go with a Rock, Ground and/or Steel type instead for that slot unless you REALLY want to try Electrode. Aggron would be my personal recommendation. As for Water, I'd suggest Tentacruel if you want something bulky (I used one recently in a mono-Poison run of Y and it didn't even take half damage from AZ's Sigilpyh's Psychic). For something more offensive, Sharpedo and Azumarill are also a good choices.
 
So, here's a question to change the mood - If you could design a PKM game, or a PKM esque game, what features would you choose?

Personally, I'd like there to be different rivals, but your 'starting' rival would be different based on which starter you chose, and the story would be slightly more tailored to that rival. Give some replay value, ya know?
 
So, here's a question to change the mood - If you could design a PKM game, or a PKM esque game, what features would you choose?

Personally, I'd like there to be different rivals, but your 'starting' rival would be different based on which starter you chose, and the story would be slightly more tailored to that rival. Give some replay value, ya know?
Pretty much just copy paste pokemon but get the character designer from digimon:cyber sluts and the smt games to make all my characters hot sluts.
 
So, here's a question to change the mood - If you could design a PKM game, or a PKM esque game, what features would you choose?

Personally, I'd like there to be different rivals, but your 'starting' rival would be different based on which starter you chose, and the story would be slightly more tailored to that rival. Give some replay value, ya know?
I would make three versions instead of the usual two to go full jew and have the starters be the older ones instead of making newer ones, have the story have three villain teams that has a connection with each other by having a puppet master, have the team villain story be choosable and not interact with the gym/elite four/champion story (but still necessary to complete)

excuse the autism *yawn*
 
I'd go balls-deep and do the MMO that Nintendo has stupidly passed up all these years. Start in Kanto and add the other regions as expansions, open-world style. Follow the Guild Wars model of no subscription fee, pay for expansions, cosmetic cash shop.
 
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How do you think Masuda's boots taste?
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Apparently morale at GF is at a downtime low, according to a podcast... That I can't really play for some reason.

Well this is news to me. Can't say that I completely blame the fans for this (although they may play a part in this). But, there maybe more to this that we aren't aware of. It could be from the backlash from dexit, the failure of little town or it could be something that development team isn't telling us.
 
Well this is news to me. Can't say that I completely blame the fans for this (although they may play a part in this). But, there maybe more to this that we aren't aware of. It could be from the backlash from dexit, the failure of little town or it could be something that development team isn't telling us.
My money is on little town heros bombing. I can empathize with being sick of working on the same thing for nearly 25 years.
 
I know I’m late to this but I can’t fuckin’ believe the ONLY starter Pokémon that got in from past Gens is Charmander/Charizard. At the VERY LEAST I thought the cut down Pokédex would:
  • Include every starter Pokémon from past gens
  • Include every legendary and maybe every “mythical” Pokemon
  • Include all the Pokémon from Gen 1 (they seem to really like pleasing the genwunners)
And somehow they didn’t do ANY of these.
 
I know I’m late to this but I can’t fuckin’ believe the ONLY starter Pokémon that got in from past Gens is Charmander/Charizard. At the VERY LEAST I thought the cut down Pokédex would:
  • Include every starter Pokémon from past gens
  • Include every legendary and maybe every “mythical” Pokemon
  • Include all the Pokémon from Gen 1 (they seem to really like pleasing the genwunners)
And somehow they didn’t do ANY of these.


1. youre right
2.nah get rid of every single legendary
3. kantOOOOOOOOOO
 
My money is on little town heros bombing. I can empathize with being sick of working on the same thing for nearly 25 years.

While LTH isn't a great game, it wasn't as bad as critics and people made it out to be. I mean, c'mon, the game had an uphill battle because people still had the thoughts "This is what took time from pokemon?!?" in their heads.
 
While LTH isn't a great game, it wasn't as bad as critics and people made it out to be. I mean, c'mon, the game had an uphill battle because people still had the thoughts "This is what took time from pokemon?‽" in their heads.
While im sure its fine. I literally saw 0 hype for it outside of d grade ecelebs feigning interest back when it was called town.
 
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this might get the game Journos to get pissy at the game since they always want their review copies of shit
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How do you think Masuda's boots taste?
No matter what side I was on I would fucking hate Joe, the guy got notoriety due to being the only autist being able to compile the hub of Pokemon info and now he thinks he's hot shit and that his opinion of the games is above anyone. also he should show receipts because other then maybe people making funny memes of Masuda and Turner the evidence of anything "harassing" is as consistent as his teeth, flimsy at best.
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Apparently morale at GF is at a downtime low, according to a podcast... That I can't really play for some reason.

Eh... at this point its management's fault for letting it get this bad, I assume there's gotta be burn out and they couldn't have had enough time to be able to learn how to use new programs better
 
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