💥 Trainwreck Raven Sparks / Diana Bradley - Globe-trotting gothic grandma, married a child, abandoned her kid, serial pet-murderer

[Toasty]

IDK about you but when I post photos of a newborn it’s always holding it away like a radioactive object for show-n-tell. Could she not even bring herself to cradle this strange baby in her arms or over her shoulder? I mean so many newborn photos are mom’s holding the baby you don’t even see the babies face in the photo - no need for a dumb sticker filter.

I'm with you. Other than the awkward uncomfortable uncle who got roped in to go see the new baby! I have literally never seen anyone hold a newborn like that, least of all a mother, unless she's in bad post partum or didn't want the child. And we all know she's been pining for a baby ever since Dorian started to assert his own personhood and refused to be an extension of raven. Thus resulting in her dunking on him forever and wondering why he can't stand her.
Even if you don't have the instinct, you are told how important body contact is in the newborn and infant stages of development.
We don't know when, where, or who's baby she's got one claw around the head of is, but we do know she's holding it like a smelly stray.

Edit: phone auto correct is stupid, not me.

 

[Parthenos]

If it's just a generic newborn baby photo with the standard clothes for hospital stays, how are we certain that photo's hers? Or to phrase it another way: we are all agreeing that Raven's lying again, right?

You'd think that if she had a baby she'd immediately turn it into a mini goff dress-up doll and parade it around for the world to see. But nope, nothing of the sort here.

 

[雑音🐈]

If it's just a generic newborn baby photo with the standard clothes for hospital stays, how are we certain that photo's hers? Or to phrase it another way: we are all agreeing that Raven's lying again, right?

You'd think that if she had a baby she'd immediately turn it into a mini goff dress-up doll and parade it around for the world to see. But nope, nothing of the sort here.

Cause her hand with her distinctive shitty scratcher tattoos is visible holding the baby.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

If it's just a generic newborn baby photo with the standard clothes for hospital stays, how are we certain that photo's hers? Or to phrase it another way: we are all agreeing that Raven's lying again, right?

You'd think that if she had a baby she'd immediately turn it into a mini goff dress-up doll and parade it around for the world to see. But nope, nothing of the sort here.

Its not her baby, but it’s her nasty arm holding the baby out like a radioactive potato.

I did find it interesting that the baby isn’t bundled in the bog standard pink and thick blue stripped blanket almost every hospital in the USA uses. Maybe it was a visit to some baby she visited in NZ. Who knows. But the fact she’s not cradling or holding the baby, instead holding out to awkwardly photograph tells me she was visiting someone.

There is no chance in hell Raven would not have done 1001 gross goffix pregnancy photos too.

 

[Cornful_turds]

Its not her baby, but it’s her nasty arm holding the baby out like a radioactive potato.

I did find it interesting that the baby isn’t bundled in the bog standard pink and thick blue stripped blanket almost every hospital in the USA uses. Maybe it was a visit to some baby she visited in NZ. Who knows. But the fact she’s not cradling or holding the baby, instead holding out to awkwardly photograph tells me she was visiting someone.

There is no chance in hell Raven would not have done 1001 gross goffix pregnancy photos too.

It has been pointed out elsewhere that the baby-holdin' pic shows some telltale signs of amateur night photoshopping... she she most likely just stole a pic of someone else's baby and shopped her hooves into it.

Totally possible to believe she would have done so.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

It has been pointed out elsewhere that the baby-holdin' pic shows some telltale signs of amateur night photoshopping... she she most likely just stole a pic of someone else's baby and shopped her hooves into it.

Totally possible to believe she would have done so.

Oh, it could a photoshop. Someone with better knowledge of digital photo editing could probably weigh in on it.

It’s just not that difficult to go visit a new mom in the hospital and snap a pic, particularly in the white trash circles Raven is a part of. Kids are income generators for these shits so they pop them out pretty often, esp if CPS keeps taking away the older ones.

 

[Rigor Meowtis]

new video. there are baby cries in the beginning that sound like the cries from the first comeback video.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Only Raven thinks people would be jealous of a nearly 50 year old woman having an infant, in a flea and animal filled rental trailer, living off a single, below average income, provided by a mouth breathing troglodyte. No one is jealous of that shit. That's the kind of shit women have nightmares about.

 

[For The Internet]

I sat through that whole video and there's more of a variety of baby noises and at one point she's talking off camera to a cooing baby saying 'I know! I know!' in a baby talk voice.

I'm thinking back to my friend's newborn and he could be quiet for a while (with just the usual gentle grunting and such, which we haven't heard in the videos come to think of it) but where's the lusty crying? No way she'd shoot multiple longish videos without one instance of the baby crying its lungs out. The worst the baby does is a few whimpers.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Maybe the countless pet graves circling her home gave enough tortured, malicious energy to produce one final child, a revenant destined to avenge all of her wrongs when it's old enough to lift a pair of scissors or a kitchen knife.

 

[Petronella]

This is really out there, but is it possible that Dorian and his wife had a baby and Raven is trying to claim it as hers? (Assuming Raven would be able and willing to pony up the cash for a flight, and that Dorian would want to associate with her and would allow her around the child.)

 

[Rabbit Bones]

This is really out there, but is it possible that Dorian and his wife had a baby and Raven is trying to claim it as hers? (Assuming Raven would be able and willing to pony up the cash for a flight, and that Dorian would want to associate with her and would allow her around the child.)

No.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Only Raven thinks people would be jealous of a nearly 50 year old woman having an infant, in a flea and animal filled rental trailer, living off a single, below average income, provided by a mouth breathing troglodyte. No one is jealous of that shit. That's the kind of shit women have nightmares about.

Raven is a classic low IQ borderline personality disorder. This isn’t about reality or the fact she can’t even provide a home a cat can survive in, much less a human infant. It’s a basic white trash, trailer park domestic fantasy.

In pretend narc world, she and her newest soulmate have produced a mini-version of themselves, which means she’s young, fertile and now Josh is bound to her forever as the beloved mother of their precious child. Craven desperately wants all the people online to be jealous of her, the domestic goth goddess and her happy family.

Raven has alienated Josh from his entire family. She desperately wants to further entrap him by getting knocked up but that’s never going to happen, so she’ll settle for the next best thing - living that bizarre fantasy online.

It must kill her that she can’t have a baby to use as a photo prop and as a insurance policy to keep Josh around. She will just have to settle for crappy sound effects on her shitty videos and broadcasting her online fantasies about an infant living in among her hoarded trailer squalor. (But when she eventually has to drop the crazy charade she will insist it was just about trolling the haters.)

I do wonder if the crazy cunt just schemes all day at how to keep Encino man under her control. She doesn’t work and her lies and schemes have severely limited the amount of online attention whoring she can do. I’m sure she has plenty of sock puppets and profiles she uses, but Raven wants to post awful photos of herself playing sexy goth granny and furthering her dream of e-celebrity. She’s been sitting around stuffing her face in a hoarded out trailers full of neglected pets, filth and cheap plastic for two years now. She desperately needed to create some e-drama to give her life meaning.

I truly do look forward to watching how long she will keep up the crazy charade and how far she will take it.

This is really out there, but is it possible that Dorian and his wife had a baby and Raven is trying to claim it as hers? (Assuming Raven would be able and willing to pony up the cash for a flight, and that Dorian would want to associate with her and would allow her around the child.)

Lol. No.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

And did any of you think to archive the video since it's unavailable now?

 

[For The Internet]

And did any of you think to archive the video since it's unavailable now?

Assuming you're talking about the newest video we're discussing there's no need to be snarky my dude, especially since it IS available. It only says unavailable when you click on the embedded video on kiwi. If you look down right immediately below 'video unavailable' there is a link to watch it on youtube. Gravy takes down plenty of videos but this one is live and kicking. Perhaps you could even archive it!

Tinfoil hat time here but I think there IS a baby.

Do I think Raven gestated it? Fuck no. Do I think it's hers and Josh's? No, I do think she got her goff claws on someone's kid and that kid is being used as background noise and for photo ops to 'subtly' prove to the haters she's totally got a baby.

The reasons I think she didn't actually have a pregnancy or adoption:

- She has neither the resources or mental wellness necessary to adopt, and healthy white babies are the most in demand and thus hardest to adopt. There could never be an adoption, unless it's of another freaky reborn. No way, no how.

- As people have reiterated a billion times for good reason, Granny Goth would have taken a million tacky heart hands on belly/Josh smooching her fupa/bump progress videos. She cannot not make a spectacle of herself and she's been so desperate for a pregnancy for so long she could never, ever keep it on the DL.

- None of the dates add up. The age of the baby based on people who know about newborns doesn't add up with her supposed due date (I believe she said October 11?) and it doesn't add up with the March pregnancy announcement

- If that baby in the photo was hers, as others have said, she wouldn't be holding it like she's barely able to bring herself to touch it. Most normal people would hold the baby on their lap if they didn't feel okay cradling it in their arms, and she's not even doing that much.



My point:
Those sounds are varied enough to make me relatively sure she's got a baby in trailer park manor, it's just a question of WHOSE baby it is. People are probably right that it's a trailer park mum dumping their kid on Raven and that's why she can't actually SHOW the baby or refer to it directly in a possessive manner, because the actual parent would see and cut her off. So my money is on real baby, not Raven's. The real fun will be when she oversteps her bounds/gets into a dumbshit fight with the mother as she is wont to do and loses access. Seeing her scramble to conjure up another baby will be fucking priceless.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Assuming you're talking about the newest video we're discussing there's no need to be snarky my dude, especially since it IS available. It only says unavailable when you click on the embedded video on kiwi. If you look down right immediately below 'video unavailable' there is a link to watch it on youtube. Gravy takes down plenty of videos but this one is live and kicking. Perhaps you could even archive it!

Tinfoil hat time here but I think there IS a baby.

Do I think Raven gestated it? Fuck no. Do I think it's hers and Josh's? No, I do think she got her goff claws on someone's kid and that kid is being used as background noise and for photo ops to 'subtly' prove to the haters she's totally got a baby.

The reasons I think she didn't actually have a pregnancy or adoption:

- She has neither the resources or mental wellness necessary to adopt, and healthy white babies are the most in demand and thus hardest to adopt. There could never be an adoption, unless it's of another freaky reborn. No way, no how.

- As people have reiterated a billion times for good reason, Granny Goth would have taken a million tacky heart hands on belly/Josh smooching her fupa/bump progress videos. She cannot not make a spectacle of herself and she's been so desperate for a pregnancy for so long she could never, ever keep it on the DL.

- None of the dates add up. The age of the baby based on people who know about newborns doesn't add up with her supposed due date (I believe she said October 11?) and it doesn't add up with the March pregnancy announcement

- If that baby in the photo was hers, as others have said, she wouldn't be holding it like she's barely able to bring herself to touch it. Most normal people would hold the baby on their lap if they didn't feel okay cradling it in their arms, and she's not even doing that much.



My point:
Those sounds are varied enough to make me relatively sure she's got a baby in trailer park manor, it's just a question of WHOSE baby it is. People are probably right that it's a trailer park mum dumping their kid on Raven and that's why she can't actually SHOW the baby or refer to it directly in a possessive manner, because the actual parent would see and cut her off. So my money is on real baby, not Raven's. The real fun will be when she oversteps her bounds/gets into a dumbshit fight with the mother as she is wont to do and loses access. Seeing her scramble to conjure up another baby will be fucking priceless.

Nah, when she finally finds a local welfare mom to loan her a white baby for a few minutes she will damn well use live action footage of it in her video.

Until then all she needs is this shit:, https://www.audioblocks.com/royalty-free-audio/happy+baby+sound+effect

No way Raven would go to the trouble of securing a live baby in her hoard home and then not use it in her video footage. It would be like buying a new wig and then not wearing it!

Just think how unpopular Raven must be that she can’t even find a lonely single mom in her SC trailer park region to babysit for or have her come visit with the baby. There are hundreds of absolutely awful drug addict moms in her region who would hand their baby over to almost anyone for a few hours so they can go on a drug binge, yet Raven has to settle for editing in background sound effects.

Edit: In the video you can actually see the reflective glow of her phone/tablet screen in her glasses as she taps it to start the baby sound effects.

 

[Fresh Grown Breasts]

Raven did say she’s got a job working from home. Maybe that job is babysitting someone’s infant a few hours a day. Let’s be real, outside of MLM #bossbabe bullshit (which someone would’ve seen her peddling somewhere as the whole business model is to reel people in using social media), no one else except a desperate broke single mom would hire her.

 

[For The Internet]

Nah, when she finally finds a local welfare mom to loan her a white baby for a few minutes she will damn well use live action footage of it in her video.

Until then all she needs is this shit:, https://www.audioblocks.com/royalty-free-audio/happy+baby+sound+effect

No way Raven would go to the trouble of securing a live baby in her hoard home and then not use it in her video footage. It would be like buying a new wig and then not wearing it!

Just think how unpopular Raven must be that she can’t even find a lonely single mom in her SC trailer park region to babysit for or have her come visit with the baby. There are hundreds of absolutely awful drug addict moms in her region who would hand their baby over to almost anyone for a few hours so they can go on a drug binge, yet Raven has to settle for editing in background sound effects.

Edit: In the video you can actually see the reflective glow of her phone/tablet screen in her glasses as she taps it to start the baby sound effects.

You're probably totally right, just thought I'd go tinfoil for once in my life. The idea of even a white trash trailer mum building enough of a rapport with Raven to trust her with a kid is pretty out there, even if they're some kind of cracked out gutter whore. I didn't notice the glow, good catch.

Like I said, there's none of the constant stream of noise newborns seem to make. I admittedly have zero close experience with babies other than spending a lot of time with my friend and her baby who is 2 now, but he was always gurgling, grunting, crying, squealing as a newborn. Very little cooing until he was about 3 months old, and he didn't laugh until he was several months old. Not sure if that's all normal or not, but I'm 100% sure that's the quietest newborn ever.

 

[Petronella]

I still have a feeling that Raven will ultimately try to explain this all away by claiming the baby tragically died.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I still have a feeling that Raven will ultimately try to explain this all away by claiming the baby tragically died.

It’s her only real out at this point, but she’s crazy and bored enough to probably be faking graduation photos in 18 years.

I think she’d fake a new baby just to try and get back at her real son who’s life she did her best to ruin.