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[Koresh]

When I was a kid, a family member cut off my left index finger. It was succesfully reattached, but honestly, I sometimes think I would prefer if it wasn't because it'd make one helluva party trick. I still have the scar though, so it makes for a good story.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

That would be an awful job. But hey, at least you'd get lots of tips. *ba dum tss*

*ugly laughing*

Double-take of my life got beat under a minute with this, tho.

 

[heyitsmike]

*ugly laughing*

Double-take of my life got beat under a minute with this, tho.

If your double take on a statement you thought meant circumcising four billion men was beaten out in less than a minute, that prolly means you've had enough internet for today.

 

[Count groudon]

I like black jewelry a lot. Dunno why, I just think it looks cool.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

That idiotic-looking Deviantart smiley

perfectly expresses how I feel when happy.

 

[Wish I knew]

I kinda have a bad memory when it comes to certain things and when I remember something it’s usually too late. I’m trying to improve on that

 

[Shokaract]

I think I might be an alcoholic.

 

[tampax pearl]

I've slept for 19 hours straight before.

 

[No Exit]

I love deserts and have always wanted to visit one. The one I find most interesting is the Gobi desert and really want to traverse it or go sand boarding at some point. I also used to own a Saharan uromastyx and would like to go see them in their natural habitat.
I would be happy to never visit Antarctica though, I hate the cold.

 

[DrJonesHat]

When I was a kid, I loved playing Microsoft Flight Simulator on my uncle's PC Jr., but I was terrible at it. I think I only ever successfully landed twice.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Whenever I am leaving the room with mayo bag in my hand (kitchen is tiny, so sandwiches/salad are better sauced at the table), I can't resist closing the door by slapping it with the mayonnaise.

 

[Pineapple Fox]

Whenever I am leaving the room with mayo bag in my hand (kitchen is tiny, so sandwiches/salad are better sauced at the table), I can't resist closing the door by slapping it with the mayonnaise.

You can buy bags of mayo?

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

You can buy bags of mayo?

Yes?

Tbh, I'd prefer a bottle, my mom keeps leaving me barely finished bags cause she doesn't feel like pressing last few hopelessly spreaded spoons out. But Russian mayo is mostly bags or buckets.

 

[Recoil]

You can buy bags of mayo?

You can buy bags of milk tho

 

[Damn Near]

I work for several famous magazines. It's not as glamorous as it sounds, I work with a bunch of faggots and jews

 

[Pineapple Fox]

You can buy bags of milk tho

Not in my neck of the woods. I never knew those existed for the majority of my life

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I never went through a "princess phase". I don't understand all the hubbub.

 

[Meepmeep]

I’m an expert at random useless trivia and won a trophy for it once.

 

[Jason Wynn]

My friends and I skipped our high school graduation ceremony, and collected our diplomas later in order to finish a Risk game.

 

[Pineapple Fox]

I’m an expert at random useless trivia and won a trophy for it once.

I love pub quizzes!