When I was a kid, a family member cut off my left index finger. It was succesfully reattached, but honestly, I sometimes think I would prefer if it wasn't because it'd make one helluva party trick. I still have the scar though, so it makes for a good story.
If your double take on a statement you thought meant circumcising four billion men was beaten out in less than a minute, that prolly means you've had enough internet for today.
I love deserts and have always wanted to visit one. The one I find most interesting is the Gobi desert and really want to traverse it or go sand boarding at some point. I also used to own a Saharan uromastyx and would like to go see them in their natural habitat.
I would be happy to never visit Antarctica though, I hate the cold.
When I was a kid, I loved playing Microsoft Flight Simulator on my uncle's PC Jr., but I was terrible at it. I think I only ever successfully landed twice.
Whenever I am leaving the room with mayo bag in my hand (kitchen is tiny, so sandwiches/salad are better sauced at the table), I can't resist closing the door by slapping it with the mayonnaise.
Whenever I am leaving the room with mayo bag in my hand (kitchen is tiny, so sandwiches/salad are better sauced at the table), I can't resist closing the door by slapping it with the mayonnaise.
Tbh, I'd prefer a bottle, my mom keeps leaving me barely finished bags cause she doesn't feel like pressing last few hopelessly spreaded spoons out. But Russian mayo is mostly bags or buckets.
