Containment Random Chris Updates

[King Kiwi]

I miss homophobic Chris.

I miss Sagas with a payoff.

 

[Meat Pickle]

I miss Sagas with a payoff.

Sagas these days end anti-climatically. I wish there were trolls who are likable.

 

[AnOminous]

I miss Sagas with a payoff.

I miss court hearings where there was at least a tiny possibility of him getting sentenced to get raped and murdered in prison.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I miss court hearings where there was at least a tiny possibility of him getting sentenced to get raped and murdered in prison.

Chris' ass comes with a natural deterrent to rape called mud butt.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Poor Patti, looked like a really nice dog, and hell I have a soft spot for dogs in general. Now your spirit is forced to have sex with Magichan for the rest of eternity.

 

[Tikbalang]

The goal card's function is for Chris to fuck himself.
I believe it's intentional because he didn't draw his own art on this card.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Poor Patti, looked like a really nice dog, and hell I have a soft spot for dogs in general. Now your spirit is forced to have sex with Magichan for the rest of eternity.

Must I remind you that chris said he'd consider having sex with a dog if it looked like Patti?

 

[A Grey Cat]

Someone found this on Twitter's #LGBTQofTwitter yesterday:
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Oh my Lord what the ever loving fuck did they do to Micheal Myers?!

 

[The American Hedgehog]

The goal card's function is for Chris to fuck himself.

He should've used this for the card art instead.

 

[The Un-Clit]

He should've used this for the card art instead.

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GodBear DAMN you! I just watched a clip of Mary Shelly's Frankenhole where Ron Howard went back in time and raped his younger self (young Ron: but I'm not gay! old Ron:This is MORE then gay!!) leading to a recursive loop until everything in the universe is a Ron Howard anally violating himself.

And then just before bed, you show me this.

I am not fucking well going to be able to sleep now!!!

 

[troon patrol]

I'm waiting for the "plagiarism card" Recolor opponents character, add "chan" write virginia library of congress, threaten to sue anyone who does the same.

 

[Rupin]

He should've used this for the card art instead.

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I got a good belly laugh off of this post.

 

[No.]

I got a good belly laugh off of this post.

The Popeye face gets me every time.

 

[Rogowski]

I’m willing to accept that risk to see Barb suffer through an autistic gay wedding.

Imagine Chris and Jacob getting married by some w33n with an online certification to do weddings in Chris’ backyard while a catatonic Barb stares off in the distance. The whole thing is streamed on Reddit.

 

[King Kiwi]

I miss court hearings where there was at least a tiny possibility of him getting sentenced to get raped and murdered in prison.

Your words are lyrical.

 

[GherkinRealness]

God almighty this saga sucks.

 

[Rupin]

God almighty this saga sucks.

I'm pretty sure this doesnt count as a saga

 

[GherkinRealness]

I'm pretty sure this doesnt count as a saga

Its a saga of virtually nothing. I'd be inclined to call it the Sock-tease saga.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

The Popeye face gets me every time.

To me, it's the "medieval village idiot" hairdo

 

[No_one]

He should've used this for the card art instead.

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Always reminds me of this one: