🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Googled "Connor Bible", looked at the first three pages, nada for anything that'd tie him back to the Cwcki forums. I can't say for sure, but I doubt anyone from an HR department would do more than that, in addition to a standard criminal background check.
 
Connor said:
Do you seriously want me to write hundreds of words explaining why I'm such a misogynist? You will inevitably tear it apart on principle.
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Well, if nothing else it would explain to people a few things about what exactly your problem is.
 
Connor said:
Fine. The reason I hate women is because I'm a pathetic, worthless, disgusting, vile lowlife with no future who should kill himself or should've been aborted. Fair enough?
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What has that got to do with women?
 
Connor said:
Fine. The reason I hate women is because I'm a pathetic, worthless, disgusting, vile lowlife with no future who should kill himself or should've been aborted. Fair enough?
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No one's saying that. You're using that as an excuse not to introspect and think about WHY all of these people have problems with what you're saying. Be brave, challenge yourself.
 
Yog-Spergoth said:
No one's saying that. You're using that as an excuse not to introspect and think about WHY all of these people have problems with what you're saying. Be brave, challenge yourself.
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I call bullshit. I know how you trolls work. If I were to write a lengthy, introspective post, you will deconstruct every facet of it or use it for amusement. Seriously, fucky you.
 
Connor said:
I call bullshit. I know how you trolls work. If I were to write a lengthy, introspective post, you will deconstruct every facet of it or use it for amusement. Seriously, fucky you.
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the prophecy has finally been fulfilled
 
Also, Connor, a big part of being happy is being able to make others happy. Maybe you're so miserable because you carry a huge chip on your shoulder around with you. I bet that if you ditched your vile views towards women, you'd be a much happier person.

Go out. Meet people. Or, if you suffer from social anxiety like I do, make friends online. I cherish my online friends so much and I love making them things and talking to them because it makes both of us happy. The friendships I have with these people have changed me for the better in more ways than I can count. I'm much more outgoing IRL now and less afraid of speaking up, and my self-esteem has improved greatly. Plus, online friends are much lower maintenance than IRL friends. With me, a big part of what makes making/maintaining IRL friendships so difficult is that friendship is usually built on shared social experiences, and the thought of going to a loud party or something steers me into a panic attack. You don't have to worry about that sort of thing with online friends. All you need to do is get to know them.

I don't know why I'm giving you this advice, but hopefully someone takes it if they're feeling lonely.
 
Connor said:
I call bullshit. I know how you trolls work. If I were to write a lengthy, introspective post, you will deconstruct every facet of it or use it for amusement. Seriously, fucky you.
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Have you considered that people deconstructing something you say can help you realize why your worldview is retarded? Also, stop being so mad on the internet.
 
Connor said:
I call bullshit. I know how you trolls work. If I were to write a lengthy, introspective post, you will deconstruct every facet of it or use it for amusement. Seriously, fucky you.
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Because your idea of introspection is blaming literally everyone else. Whole genders. Your parents. You still haven't realized you are the only one that is making you unhappy.
 
Without further ado...
Why did you post about wanting to beat a woman up?
Because I was angry. When I'm angry, I say horrible things. I even think terrible things.
Why did you call the girl you stalked a rude bitch?
Anger.
Why do you call all women sluts and whores?
Anger.
Why do you hate women?
Because I hate myself.
Why did you insult someone who gave you genuine advice on how to find a nice girl?
Oh, and why did you post about wanting to beat a woman up?

God, I hate myself.
I am crying as I write this. I really am.
 
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