🪦 Deceased Gwen Hartley & The Hartley Hooligans - Attention Seeking Horrorshow Mom of Two Dead Gremlins & Finally Free Human Son

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RebatsivePulsard said:
Gwen will write a book, go on book tours, and guest on every fucking talk show on the planet. Her ego won’t settle for less.
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She probably already has 3/4 of the book drafted. She just needs to add the last bit about carrying on without the spuds. I'm sure some Christian press will happily print this slop.
 
rocknrollmartian said:
She probably already has 3/4 of the book drafted. She just needs to add the last bit about carrying on without the spuds. I'm sure some Christian press will happily print this slop.
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She’ll have to significantly curb her writing style of “my dwarves are shit machines, yo! And bitches be hatin!”.
 
Sparklepants said:
Lola ded.
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Damn! I guess that means no Halloween photo this year, huh?

Well, we can remember...
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It's a twisted word where you're kinda glad a child has died because they're finally free of a life of inescapable suffering and exploitation for online ass pats and gimmedat monies.
 
We knew it was coming with the last hospitalization. Glad I still got my poll win in :unholy:

I hope Cal gets himself some therapy to learn how to process through his mom being a total piece of shit.
 
Mason Verger said:
What’s funny is that’s called flagging, like the different colors are supposed to mean the kind kink you’re down with. I won’t look up what Claire was into. Probably looking east and west at the same time.
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It hasn't meant this in a very long time (it's just something that's trendy for nails) and debatably never did. This is a Boomer meme on par with the jelly bracelet sex code and with that in mind im surprised Gwen doesn't believe it too
 
finally she is free
The Mortal Son never has to write another apology letter ever again just because he said "retard"
godspeed, Cal, be free.

as for gwen, suck a dick
 
Finally, I can let myself read the thread.

I really hadn't wanted to up until now, just because by reading the OP I knew I couldn't handle this like I could the Mama Nails thread.

But following the adventures of a narc mom newly deprived of her supply? Gold.

I wonder what will happen to Cal but I'm optimistic. He's a legal adult now, and I suspect that the funeral will be the last time he will willingly associate himself with her. And narc moms don't just turn the neglected kid into the golden child.

So a hearty F for Lola, and another cheer for Cal to get outta town.
 
what a fucking ride. i had seen the pics of the tater tots for years on 4chan, had no clue they were real. i really, really hope they weren't sentient, for their sake. rip lola.
 
Gwen's most likely going to adopt another spud after she gets over the 'grief' of losing Lola.
Nonetheless, hopefully both Lola and Claire felt no pain during their lives, F.
 
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