🪦 Deceased Gwen Hartley & The Hartley Hooligans - Attention Seeking Horrorshow Mom of Two Dead Gremlins & Finally Free Human Son

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Lokka said:
I'm glad the suffering is over for them, but I'm sure Gwen will try to bully Scott into making another potato.
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Gwen: Honey, I got you a present!
Scott: Oh Gwen, you shouldn't have...

*Opens the box*

Scott: Ah, Gwen? Why did you give me plane tickets to Brazil?
Gwen: Well now that our little Hooligans are angels, I thought we could get away and have a vacation.
Scott: Yeah but you also gave me a box of condoms with holes poked in them and... a t-shirt that says "Say no to mosquito spray."
Gwen: It's okay if you don't want to go. It may take two to tango but only one to get the Zika Virus. I'll see you in a couple of weeks.
 
Hate to say it but it's about time.
Both those potatoes had no life.
Lola especially shouldn't have been here.
Rest in peace potato.
 
My money is now on Gwen pressuring Cal to begin Potato: The Next Generation.

The chances he carries the same recessive as both his parents is high, right? Any woman even considering having kids with him ought to exposed to a series of Claire n' Lola pics and vids, Clockwork Orange style, if she gets any romantic ideas abour rolling the dice without a full genetic breakdown of her own to see what Lovecraftian horrors they are likely to make together.

Personally, if they were to marry, I'd get them a gift certifcate to the nearest abortion clinc. They're likely to need it.
 
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thismanlies said:
Gwen: Honey, I got you a present!
Scott: Oh Gwen, you shouldn't have...

*Opens the box*

Scott: Ah, Gwen? Why did you give me plane tickets to Brazil?
Gwen: Well now that our little Hooligans are angels, I thought we could get away and have a vacation.
Scott: Yeah but you also gave me a box of condoms with holes poked in them and... a t-shirt that says "Say no to mosquito spray."
Gwen: It's okay if you don't want to go. It may take two to tango but only one to get the Zika Virus. I'll see you in a couple of weeks.
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She winds up dying in pain.
 
SAVE TWINKIE! said:
No. Ronald McDonald House is a famous charity that provides temp housing. But I didn't see that she put her exact address AT the charity, not the generic "donate to Ronald McDonald House." So yeah, she is asking for money (I edited my post) ❤
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I can't decide which is worse, Yaniv telling underage troon athletes to DM him or Gwen using her dead child to siphon off charity money.
 
You know, it's sad but it's not. Those poor kids must have been in a sort of hell. Unable to effectively communicate to those around them, unlikely to ever live a life of quality, trapped in a world beyond their control or understanding. Now they're at peace.

F
 
Normally, it'd be sad for a mother to lose their children, and you'd sympathize with them in their time for grief.

In this case, what I've seen on this thread, those girls needed to die. I'm happy they've passed, because I'd only imagine the agony and suffering those children were facing while Gwen parades them around like cattle to m.ilk. It sickens me seeing adults exploit their children's disabilities for profit. Especially since Cal was mainly ignored in favor for two vegetative girls.

RIP Hartley Hooligans. I'm very sorry your purpose in life was some sick woman's fantasy to be a mother. I'd say I hope she pays attention to Cal now, but it probably won't be pretty for a time.
 
Congratulations, Lola! You finally escaped!
 
You know, I promised myself that once these two have passed I would pop open some good wine that's been in my cabinet for a while now...looks like it's time to celebrate like it's New Years.
 
Where do we go from here, fellow shitposters.....where do we go from here......
 
The Last Stand said:
Normally, it'd be sad for a mother to lose their children, and you'd sympathize with them in their time for grief.

In this case, what I've seen on this thread, those girls needed to die. I'm happy they've passed, because I'd only imagine the agony and suffering those children were facing while Gwen parades them around like cattle to m.ilk. It sickens me seeing adults exploit their children's disabilities for profit. Especially since Cal was mainly ignored in favor for two vegetative girls.

RIP Hartley Hooligans. I'm very sorry your purpose in life was some sick woman's fantasy to be a mother. I'd say I hope she pays attention to Cal now, but it probably won't be pretty for a time.
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I don't know what mental processes they had, but from what I've read like the rooting they did they barely had any, if at all, functioning. They shouldn't have lived as long as they did. What little they did feel was likely pain. Imagine living in agony while being dressed up for photoshoots like baby dolls. The way Gwen used them while neglecting her son was revolting. Although, in a way, Cal won in that department. I wouldn't want Gwen's attention whether or not she was my mother. I hope he cuts her off, but that's optimistic.
 
All I can hope is Gwen is barren and her husband is shooting blanks because they better fucking not try to make more of these.

But.. I was thinking about this, what is stopping them from adopting another potato from some poor country?
 
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