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Imagine deciding that one of the biggest days in someone's life is when you should let your friends and family that you're trans.

What an asshole
I'm not seeing things, am I? Is he just standing around sucking a plain lemon in this image?

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You've been wondering about Oswin's age, I know. They/their/them says 30-something.
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Um, married and a parent???? Well, yes:
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I wanted to modify their anime avatar to be more accurate and it still kind of looks like an aged elderly woman.

This is as literal as possible, by the way. I just morphed the drawing to their exact head details and matched their skin and hair color.

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30-something? 30-something?! No. How? This can't be.


Is that what it is? this is actually wigging me out. Can someone more familiar with drugs explain this? Is the kid ok? Do we need to call CPS?


If you check the profile, there's a post about buying a packer.
My best guess is:

-She was never that good looking to start with, and lived somewhere with lots of sun exposure.
-She had cystic acne as a teen.
-Then she spent her late teens/early 20s smoking, boozing, getting STDs, and maybe doing a few drugs here and there. She mentions that older child, probably had that one in her late teens from some rando.
-In her mid-20s she got into harder stuff, either heroin or meth will make some people wig out and pick their face so much it leaves pock marks.
-She got pregnant with some fetishist's baby and is temporarily trying to play house with him.
-He swapped genders so now she has to be the man.
-This will all end in tears.

I'd totally call CPS if I knew them but I am mean like that.
 
It's honestly kind of amazing people seek validation on Reddit of all places. Not only is it a normie website, it's a normie take on a niche audience in tranny worshippers. Or rather, other trannies. Cus nobody worships them.
 
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"I love how my curves look!"

[lies on back and does a side-crunch]
If you have to bend yourself that much to get “curves”, you probably aren’t curvy. If troons want to create fake curves, they should look at what drag queens do. Drag queens will usually wear good quality padding and will have clothes that have lots of volume from the waist down and tight at the waistline to create a pear or hourglass figure. It would also be good if troons covered up their shoulders with sleeves or cardigans to not draw attention to them. Shoulders are a dead giveaway.

All of this is moot though once a troon speaks. You can get all the expensive clothes, makeup and surgeries in the world and most people would still know based on the voice alone.
 
This ninja is such an attention whore and that's saying something for a trans group. Since I discovered this thread like a month ago I've seen like 6 other posts by him randomly. He literally post every other day.

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>Brags about muh curves!
>Is literally the same width all the way down....

Also his big alien head looks photoshopped onto that rail of a body and he definitely does sissy porn videos.
 
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His face is shopped as hell. For example look at his nose, it's barely visible. Also note the moustache, he couldn't erase everything.

He wants asspats not constructive criticism. That's why he posted a manipulated picture.

I was thinking more along the lines of HoneyBooBoo started taking testosterone shots and really has added Meth into her Monster+mt. dew 8ball extravaganzas before the shows.
 
I hit gold again. Here's /u/Bardfinn openly admitting on Reddit that he's a dad, (and not a "mom" like he now is LARPing at being on Twitter):

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How motherly and feminine of him that after 5 months he still can't put on the diaper right. (And this isn't even the worst story I know. I remember these twins I knew who once told me a story about how they had runny noses when they were little but since they couldn't blow their noses by themselves yet, the dad got fed up and slurped the snot right out of their noses with his mouth. A hero.)

Goth Dad is terrified of a crowd of Reddit users and mods he has smeared and cyberstalked reaching out to Reddit Admins to report him, so he tried to pre-empt any incoming reports to the admins with a bullshit "security advisory" on /r/modhelp... that was immediately deleted, presumably because it was one of his usual rants about Natsees and fascists under every rock on Reddit:

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Nope. There have been documented organised campaigns against specific subreddits and specific moderators to attempt to use the Reddit Reporting System to have them suspended temporarily or permanently. Several moderators have experienced instances where they have been "bantering" with users who initiated abusive exchanges, and the user promptly reported some or all of the moderator communications -- sometimes regardless of the content. In some cases, this has caused Reddit, Inc. to hand down administrative actions against the reported moderator, most commonly as 3 day or 7 day suspensions.

We have evidence that attackers are using throwaway accounts -- both "fresh" throwaways and "aged" throwaways -- to carry out this kind of phishing.

The unequal power dynamic ("Throwaway" account vs. established moderator accounts) makes this an attack that is trivial to carry out for an attacker, involves little or no risk for the attacker regarding their continued use of Reddit, and involves a 100% risk for established moderators regarding their continued use of Reddit -- if permanently suspended, they are unable to continue to contribute as a moderator to the communities they volunteer with, and are unable to continue to use Reddit. Suspensions are issued against a person -- bad faith attackers don't care; Established reddit moderators who participate in good faith cannot get their reputation back.


Come on Penny, post the original "security advisory" to /r/fairmod I wanna see what feverish conspiracy theory you came up with this time.

Also, cut the crap with your self-victimization narrative. "The unequal power dynamic" here is powermods like you using your seniority on the site and the fact that you know the ins-and-outs of Reddit reporting and rules to throw the book at all these young newbies and low karma users who couldn't possibly stand up to you because for the most part they are simply too inexperienced with Reddit and don't know how. Most people don't even know what an API is, let alone how you are using it to cyberstalk them. You rely on this ignorance to target them, knowing that they will most likely respond with shock and awe at you cornering them with their history: "OMG, how does he know all this about me?! He must be some dangerous superhacker to be able violate my presumption of privacy like this!". "The unequal power dynamic" is that everyone on Reddit hates you and what you are trying to do to the site and desperately wants you gone, but you assume yourself "too big to fail" on Reddit just because of your self-appointed vigilante status and the fact that you claim to know and have conversations with Steve Huffman personally. How dare you paint yourself as the victim here, when everything plainly shows how loopsided the reporting system is in your favour.

OMFG you guys, imagine what would happen if Penny had to turn off his mean API milking machine from milking the fuck out of users for 😲seven whole days? That's enough time for Natsees to take over every sub on Reddit during his absence. The whole of Reddit will be a copy of Stormfront by the time Penny comes back on. And what would Hikikomori agoraphobic PTSD OCD autistic Penny do for seven days without API access to cyberstalk all those Natsees? Would he get his ass whooped on Quake Champions? (Very feminine choice in gaming, I know.) Would he have to actually go outside? 😱
 
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How interesting that the "dad" of this child is the one carrying the child in a carrier, and the "mom" is just sitting there chilling, not too involved with the kid at all.

Every one of these double-trans hetero couples I've seen has practically tradwife levels of household labor division and parenting. But if you reverse the gender polarity, suddenly it's a progressive nufamily, not traditional boring white cisheteropatriarchal oppressors.

I noticed that, too. Remarkable that the tranny desire to co-opt the "feminine experience" never extends to being willing to do most of the fucking housework. You'd think it would be intensely validating for them; instead the far smaller "man" in this not-at-all-heterosexual union is the one carting what appears to be approaching a middle schooler on her - COUGH, sorry, his - back while Wifey takes the all-important selfies.
 
I noticed that, too. Remarkable that the tranny desire to co-opt the "feminine experience" never extends to being willing to do most of the fucking housework. You'd think it would be intensely validating for them; instead the far smaller "man" in this not-at-all-heterosexual union is the one carting what appears to be approaching a middle schooler on her - COUGH, sorry, his - back while Wifey takes the all-important selfies.

Can confirm, I live with one. Barely does anything, I have to clean the entire goddamn house, and they're just circle-jerking about how they can't wait to get away from 'problematic' Texas and move to some other bumfuck.
 
(And this isn't even the worst story I know. I remember these twins I knew who once told me a story about how they had runny noses when they were little but since they couldn't blow their noses by themselves yet, the dad got fed up and slurped the snot right out of their noses with his mouth. A hero.)

Jesus christ, there are tools for that
 
I usually don't notice memes the way I don't notice ads online, but troonish mismemes are beginning to break through my defenses. Why, if the subject is boobs, would you use men arm-wrestling for the image?
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Using words to obscure key elements of image so that meaning is lost (though the words are so off target that it doesn't really matter much, I guess):
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Failing to fill in the blanks so that the meme can't work:
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Using totally irrelevant pix for the meme:
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Using pix that have a small bit of relevance but take your message where you didn't mean it to go:
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Having something too personal to convey for a universal meme to work:
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Making a non-meme meme because there's nothing like crammed all-caps over a distracting image to make yourself understood:
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Using kiddie art because it's cuter to do that awwwwwwww even if it conveys nothing:
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