🍗 Deathfat The Slaton Sisters / Amy Slaton & Tammy Slaton - The 1000 Pound Sisters

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I should clarify that Tammy said that her parents were tired of her being there but wouldn't help her find an apartment. If true that really cements in that they only wanted her for her tugboat. Tammy may be a horrible person. But her parents are horrible for doing that to her. But my impression of Maw from that video is she dun give up on herself as well. She doesn't go to the doctor like she should and either did Paw until he had an emergency situation. So imagine living in a household where the only thing anyone lives for is stuffing their pieholes with high calorie food all day long.

According to Christina Kile Tammy called the police to report abuse if she was locked out of the fridge. Three obeasts on oxygen living in a filthy hovel and fighting over food 24/7. No wonder Tammy is so horrible.

Since she is borderline exceptional I don't think she has the ability to change much. She seems happier when talking about her crafts and I hope she can do something positive with it. But I think in the longrun Tammy is unsalvagable. Both she and Amy don't look like they have lost any weight at all. Amy's arms are getting more massive by the day and her face is getting even more round and planetary. I think they are definitely cheating on the diet and due to being stupid hillbillies they still cannot compute that you will not lose weight with thirty minutes of light activity rewarded with a family size sack of fast food. And you know that's what they are doing. Hell, probably less than thirty minutes. Tammy probably thinks raising the spoon to shovel the food in counts as high impact aerobics. :lol:
 
Dysnomia said:
She seems happier when talking about her crafts and I hope she can do something positive with it.
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That's the only hobby Amy has as well, aside from hoarding makeup. They're both too lazy and stupid to do anything meaningful. Mike is even worse off since he doesn't even have a hobby to my knowledge.
 
I"m going to save y'all three minutes and twentysix seconds. No, the big news is not Amy being pregnant. It is also not the announcement of any TV show.


The Slaton Sister mumbles their way through a video with a clickbait title. The subject is nothing interesting at all. They are talking abot weightloss surgery. They want tips for losing weight.

I thought they had a nutritionist? Did they fail so epically that they are now on their own? They have had months to lose weight. At ther sizes on a sensible diet the pounds should be falling off. But there they sit. As gelatinous as ever.As you can very clearly see just from the thumbnail, not an ounce has been lost between them.

Amy says she wants to lose the weight so she can have a baby and be able to do fun things with it like go to a theme park. Tammy just wants to get healthy because she is tired of ending up in the hospital. She hopes to one day find love.

I just love that wrinkled sheet Amy is using as a backdrop. Towards the end of the video she starts playing with the lights. Being simple minded she gets distracted by bright and shiny things easily.

The carma angle must be lopsided to capture both bovinious forms as they inhumanely torture the couch. If it isn't reinforced somehow I would be shocked.

I could barely hear a thing in this video. Amy might have a better carma setup now. But it means little without a decent mic.

So why are they asking Youtube commenters for weightloss tips? The Youtube "weightloss" community is full of hopeless deathfats lying about their progress and patting each other on the back for losing three pounds in six months. If you've seen Life By Jen, girl is a mess. She binges, lies about it then cries about it while asspatters tell her she doesn't need accountability. None of these obeasts can help the Slatons lose weight. And despite some helpful tips posted in the comments section do you honestly think that Tammy and Amy are going to listen? Hell no. If this weightloss surgery happens even a year from right now I would be absolutely astounded. :O
 
“I try all things, I achieve what I can.” –Herman Melville, "Moby Dick"

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I seduced Tammy when her snapchat was released on 4chan, got nudes and her number straight from her.

I came across Tammy’s snapchat on /soc/ and decided it would be fun to see how far I could push her. I just want to clarify before I continue that I have no ill will towards her; I am simply writing this for amusement. My ability to archive snapchats is boomer tier, you will have to put up with shitty screen captures of me holding her snaps up the the camera.

Using a sock account I added her, not expecting it to be legitimate, let alone her adding a clearly fake account back. The shock of the following image hit me like a bolt of lightning:
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It was legitimate; I saw the snaps from the post above, which I also archived one of which here:
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The realization struck me at this point that I have found the white whale; I knew what had to be done. I began to build some rapport (which simply involved me sending my completely average looking face to her) with a friendly message. My story was that I was a random person on the Internet looking for love. A true time tested cover story for many. Here are some excerpts of our conversation:
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I figured I would ready the harpoon, in wait for a moment to strike. I laid some charm into the ambulocletus, and received the following message:
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My sanity slipping, I called the conversation there for the night.


The following day, Tamtam informed me that she is at a funeral for a distant relative and is very sad. I comforted her in these trying times, and in response I have gotten these snaps:
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Things quickly became hot and heavy, like a classic scene from a smutty romance novel, the grieving woman gets seduced by the steamy Casanova. Except that this woman weighs roughly 6 times that of your average E.L James protagonist, and I have laid the same amount of charm into her that I would with a digital chat bot. My dignity and sanity has completely separated from my soul in that hour. I knew this would be the time to raise my harpoon, aim directly for her crooked brow, and look the whale in the eye. We began to get sexual. I sent explicit photos to her, and had a lewd conversation that made my eyes roll into the back of my head:
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She's a real lil' devil. Also I got her nudes:
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After this intense session, she wanted some pillow talk and offered to call me afterwards. I informed her that my snapchat can’t make a phone call because the microphone doesn’t work. I would need her phone number. She gives it to me: 1-270-997-0534. I wish I screenshotted the chat in which I received it, so this is for all intents and purposes, unconfirmed.

In receiving this information with the expectation that I would follow up and call her, an ultimatum was presented to me: continue and begin giving her my real information, or cut this shit out. For the sake of my privacy, and for the sake of my sanity, I blocked her. I sat on this information simply because real life got in the way on my end, and I was too busy to create a kiwi account of my own. Now I have the time to do so, and I sat down and wrote out my misadventure.

Was it worth it? No, not really.
 
PegLegAhab said:
“I try all things, I achieve what I can.” –Herman Melville, "Moby Dick"

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I seduced Tammy when her snapchat was released on 4chan, got nudes and her number straight from her.

I came across Tammy’s snapchat on /soc/ and decided it would be fun to see how far I could push her. I just want to clarify before I continue that I have no ill will towards her; I am simply writing this for amusement. My ability to archive snapchats is boomer tier, you will have to put up with shitty screen captures of me holding her snaps up the the camera.

Using a sock account I added her, not expecting it to be legitimate, let alone her adding a clearly fake account back. The shock of the following image hit me like a bolt of lightning:
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It was legitimate; I saw the snaps from the post above, which I also archived one of which here:
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The realization struck me at this point that I have found the white whale; I knew what had to be done. I began to build some rapport (which simply involved me sending my completely average looking face to her) with a friendly message. My story was that I was a random person on the Internet looking for love. A true time tested cover story for many. Here are some excerpts of our conversation:
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I figured I would ready the harpoon, in wait for a moment to strike. I laid some charm into the ambulocletus, and received the following message:
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My sanity slipping, I called the conversation there for the night.


The following day, Tamtam informed me that she is at a funeral for a distant relative and is very sad. I comforted her in these trying times, and in response I have gotten these snaps:
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Things quickly became hot and heavy, like a classic scene from a smutty romance novel, the grieving woman gets seduced by the steamy Casanova. Except that this woman weighs roughly 6 times that of your average E.L James protagonist, and I have laid the same amount of charm into her that I would with a digital chat bot. My dignity and sanity has completely separated from my soul in that hour. I knew this would be the time to raise my harpoon, aim directly for her crooked brow, and look the whale in the eye. We began to get sexual. I sent explicit photos to her, and had a lewd conversation that made my eyes roll into the back of my head:
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She's a real lil' devil. Also I got her nudes:
View attachment 942103View attachment 942105View attachment 942107

After this intense session, she wanted some pillow talk and offered to call me afterwards. I informed her that my snapchat can’t make a phone call because the microphone doesn’t work. I would need her phone number. She gives it to me: 1-270-997-0534. I wish I screenshotted the chat in which I received it, so this is for all intents and purposes, unconfirmed.

In receiving this information with the expectation that I would follow up and call her, an ultimatum was presented to me: continue and begin giving her my real information, or cut this shit out. For the sake of my privacy, and for the sake of my sanity, I blocked her. I sat on this information simply because real life got in the way on my end, and I was too busy to create a kiwi account of my own. Now I have the time to do so, and I sat down and wrote out my misadventure.

Was it worth it? No, not really.
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So, you pozloaded my neghole and scammed nudes out of a mentally challenged individual. Do you think people here are going to pat you on the back for this? Because this was dumb.
 
PegLegAhab said:
“I try all things, I achieve what I can.” –Herman Melville, "Moby Dick"

View attachment 942103View attachment 942105View attachment 942107
1-270-997-0534 -UNCONFIRMED

I seduced Tammy when her snapchat was released on 4chan, got nudes and her number straight from her.

I came across Tammy’s snapchat on /soc/ and decided it would be fun to see how far I could push her. I just want to clarify before I continue that I have no ill will towards her; I am simply writing this for amusement. My ability to archive snapchats is boomer tier, you will have to put up with shitty screen captures of me holding her snaps up the the camera.

Using a sock account I added her, not expecting it to be legitimate, let alone her adding a clearly fake account back. The shock of the following image hit me like a bolt of lightning:
View attachment 942108

It was legitimate; I saw the snaps from the post above, which I also archived one of which here:
View attachment 942109

The realization struck me at this point that I have found the white whale; I knew what had to be done. I began to build some rapport (which simply involved me sending my completely average looking face to her) with a friendly message. My story was that I was a random person on the Internet looking for love. A true time tested cover story for many. Here are some excerpts of our conversation:
View attachment 942110View attachment 942111View attachment 942113

I figured I would ready the harpoon, in wait for a moment to strike. I laid some charm into the ambulocletus, and received the following message:
View attachment 942115

My sanity slipping, I called the conversation there for the night.


The following day, Tamtam informed me that she is at a funeral for a distant relative and is very sad. I comforted her in these trying times, and in response I have gotten these snaps:
View attachment 942121View attachment 942122View attachment 942123

Things quickly became hot and heavy, like a classic scene from a smutty romance novel, the grieving woman gets seduced by the steamy Casanova. Except that this woman weighs roughly 6 times that of your average E.L James protagonist, and I have laid the same amount of charm into her that I would with a digital chat bot. My dignity and sanity has completely separated from my soul in that hour. I knew this would be the time to raise my harpoon, aim directly for her crooked brow, and look the whale in the eye. We began to get sexual. I sent explicit photos to her, and had a lewd conversation that made my eyes roll into the back of my head:
View attachment 942125View attachment 942126View attachment 942127

She's a real lil' devil. Also I got her nudes:
View attachment 942103View attachment 942105View attachment 942107

After this intense session, she wanted some pillow talk and offered to call me afterwards. I informed her that my snapchat can’t make a phone call because the microphone doesn’t work. I would need her phone number. She gives it to me: 1-270-997-0534. I wish I screenshotted the chat in which I received it, so this is for all intents and purposes, unconfirmed.

In receiving this information with the expectation that I would follow up and call her, an ultimatum was presented to me: continue and begin giving her my real information, or cut this shit out. For the sake of my privacy, and for the sake of my sanity, I blocked her. I sat on this information simply because real life got in the way on my end, and I was too busy to create a kiwi account of my own. Now I have the time to do so, and I sat down and wrote out my misadventure.

Was it worth it? No, not really.
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I mean, congratulations on getting tit photos from a mentally re.tarded woman. A mentally re.tarded woman who's already posted photos of her tits online. This kind of stupid shit doesn't go over well here.
 
Rabbit Bones said:
I mean, congratulations on getting tit photos from a mentally re.tarded woman. A mentally re.tarded woman who's already posted photos of her tits online. This kind of stupid shit doesn't go over well here.
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I don’t think that rétard has ever lurked a single thread. Imagine spending time making a fake account and sexting fucking Tammy Slaton to get her nudes. Jesus Christ, what an absolute chode.
 
Maybe they didn't get enough presents the first time, so they're going to take a second swing at the pinata.
 
I was kind of thinking this too. My first thought was that it was for the TLC show they're supposed to be on, but after yesterday's video, I'm not sure about that. I can't help but wonder with Amy's most recent video if they somehow got the show cancelled by not being compliant or something.

I also just found this when looking to see if maybe there was anything about the show being cancelled. The description of this is confusing, as I know they haven't moved to Georgia. "“The Slaton Sisters” TLC - A reality show featuring two obese women who became famous via YouTube. They are from Kentucky but moved to Georgia - for the tax credits?" That came from this article here: https://www.ajc.com/blog/radiotvtalk/what-shows-are-production-atlanta/6x3OggbGqCT6VI37QTZTeI/
 
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I was kind of thinking this too. My first thought was that it was for the TLC show they're supposed to be on, but after yesterday's video, I'm not sure about that. I can't help but wonder with Amy's most recent video if they somehow got the show cancelled by not being compliant or something.

I also just found this when looking to see if maybe there was anything about the show being cancelled. The description of this is confusing, as I know they haven't moved to Georgia. "“The Slaton Sisters” TLC - A reality show featuring two obese women who became famous via YouTube. They are from Kentucky but moved to Georgia - for the tax credits?" That came from this article here: https://www.ajc.com/blog/radiotvtalk/what-shows-are-production-atlanta/6x3OggbGqCT6VI37QTZTeI/
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I believe the wedding ceremony in question is the type you have for show after you are already married but loved ones couldn't be there. Amy mentioned she would have a second ceremony that her family could make it to. Only Mama Halterman and Dustin showed up as far as I know. Maybe an additional Halterman came. But Amy stupidly scheduled the happiest day of her life without checking to make sure that the rest of her clan could make it. She said that some had doctor appointments and some couldn't get off of work. I guess when you are a planetary object you can't reschedule that appointment easily. Tammy didn't want to go. She would have had to get into the bed of the truck then be hauled back in her wheelchair. Probably by Dustin, who would have then spent weeks in intensive care with spinal trauma.

As for why Maw and Paw didn't attend, who knows. Maybe they had appointments. But it seems odd to not go to your daughter's wedding. Although they are likely both in bad shape from what Tammy has said recently.

Anyway, very interesting info. Are we certain they are still in Kentucky? I have been wondering for awhile if some videos were made in advance and just crapped out on a schedule irregular enough to pass for Slaton. I've also wondered about the location of the duplex, since we have never really seen anything but the interior. Several times Tammy has stupidly had a slip of the pork jowl. But it was never enough info to 100% confirm. I also think they are both too dumb to play dumb without screwing up. Amy because her damage control efforts are on par with a toddler trying to hide where all the cookies went. And Tammy because she cannot keep her trans fat trap shut. But I have thought that the output was really off from what they usually do. I'm sure everyone has noticed.

I think that they failed. If they haven't and we are seeing decoy vids while Tammy and Amy are sitting in Georgia thinner than ever I think I may need the shock paddles applied liberally to my chest.

People have been sending Tammy stuff. If they are sending it to Georgia then they would have to be in on the secret. Maybe it goes to Kentucky and gets address corrected to Georgia with the sender being none the wiser? If you move then contact USPS with a change of address they will forward all mail and packages with a yellow label containing your new address. I'm not sure about UPS or FedEx, but there has to be some sort of forwarding available.

Or perhaps they are already back in Kentucky. I have no clue. It's been a weird summer for Slaton watching. That's for sure. But the wedding ceremony makes for a great TV moment. Especially if they tug on your heart strings about how so and so obeastial Slaton couldn't make it to the original ceremony.

As for Retardius Maximus the Poop Toucher, I think HamTam was sweet on you a whole lot. This is the video where she talks about the funeral for her seven week old great nephew.


She says that she wants to thank whoever posted her info because a lot of guys have been contacting her. She is taking a break from Youtube to be with her family.

Tammy may be awful. But if you actually made her feel better then blocked her after pretending to like her, you are awful as well. Especially since she just suffered a loss and seems genuinely sad in the video. She is mentally handicapped. That just ain't right.

Amy has a comment pinned on the video:

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Please tell me Batman is a nickname. Then again they are Slatons so who knows.
 
Dysnomia said:
I believe the wedding ceremony in question is the type you have for show after you are already married but loved ones couldn't be there. Amy mentioned she would have a second ceremony that her family could make it to. Only Mama Halterman and Dustin showed up as far as I know. Maybe an additional Halterman came. But Amy stupidly scheduled the happiest day of her life without checking to make sure that the rest of her clan could make it. She said that some had doctor appointments and some couldn't get off of work. I guess when you are a planetary object you can't reschedule that appointment easily. Tammy didn't want to go. She would have had to get into the bed of the truck then be hauled back in her wheelchair. Probably by Dustin, who would have then spent weeks in intensive care with spinal trauma.

As for why Maw and Paw didn't attend, who knows. Maybe they had appointments. But it seems odd to not go to your daughter's wedding. Although they are likely both in bad shape from what Tammy has said recently.

Anyway, very interesting info. Are we certain they are still in Kentucky? I have been wondering for awhile if some videos were made in advance and just crapped out on a schedule irregular enough to pass for Slaton. I've also wondered about the location of the duplex, since we have never really seen anything but the interior. Several times Tammy has stupidly had a slip of the pork jowl. But it was never enough info to 100% confirm. I also think they are both too dumb to play dumb without screwing up. Amy because her damage control efforts are on par with a toddler trying to hide where all the cookies went. And Tammy because she cannot keep her trans fat trap shut. But I have thought that the output was really off from what they usually do. I'm sure everyone has noticed.

I think that they failed. If they haven't and we are seeing decoy vids while Tammy and Amy are sitting in Georgia thinner than ever I think I may need the shock paddles applied liberally to my chest.

People have been sending Tammy stuff. If they are sending it to Georgia then they would have to be in on the secret. Maybe it goes to Kentucky and gets address corrected to Georgia with the sender being none the wiser? If you move then contact USPS with a change of address they will forward all mail and packages with a yellow label containing your new address. I'm not sure about UPS or FedEx, but there has to be some sort of forwarding available.

Or perhaps they are already back in Kentucky. I have no clue. It's been a weird summer for Slaton watching. That's for sure. But the wedding ceremony makes for a great TV moment. Especially if they tug on your heart strings about how so and so obeastial Slaton couldn't make it to the original ceremony.

As for Retardius Maximus the Poop Toucher, I think HamTam was sweet on you a whole lot. This is the video where she talks about the funeral for her seven week old great nephew.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Gw4zxl_fcGo
She says that she wants to thank whoever posted her info because a lot of guys have been contacting her. She is taking a break from Youtube to be with her family.

Tammy may be awful. But if you actually made her feel better then blocked her after pretending to like her, you are awful as well. Especially since she just suffered a loss and seems genuinely sad in the video. She is mentally handicapped. That just ain't right.

Amy has a comment pinned on the video:

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Please tell me Batman is a nickname. Then again they are Slatons so who knows.
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Sorry to say - and do I want to be wrong here- but TamTam ain't above lying about drama - or exploiting someone else's tragedy for her own ends.
 
Or Else What said:
Sorry to say - and do I want to be wrong here- but TamTam ain't above lying about drama - or exploiting someone else's tragedy for her own ends.
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I agree. But I do think that the baby's death is true. Tammy could be using it for views though. Many "I'm taking a break from Youtube" videos are just for attention. There's probably some duality to her intentions. But I actually do feel bad for her. I hope I wasn't too moralfaggy. But we really shouldn't be pozloading my negholep here anyway. Cows are best left to create their own inevitable lulz. Look at how Britfag screwed with PT and kept her out of our sight for so long.
 
Fupa Troopa said:
I know that if they moved or stayed in Georgia for a while, Mike didn't go with them, because he's been at work.

As for the great-nephew who died, that was definitely real. Batman was apparently a nickname, as his real name was Mason. https://www.legacy.com/funeral-home...ean-combs-obituary?pid=193910525&v=batesville
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Poor kid looks jaundiced in the photo (although there's a not-uncommon syndrome in neonates). And sleeping practically face down on soft furnishings. Was this a 'cot death' aka SIDS ...?
 
Or Else What said:
Poor kid looks jaundiced in the photo (although there's a not-uncommon syndrome in neonates). And sleeping practically face down on soft furnishings. Was this a 'cot death' aka SIDS ...?
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I have no idea how this child died. It doesn't appear to be anything criminal, as there's nothing I can find beyond the obituary.

On another note, I haven't been into the Slaton Sister universe that long, so is it common for Amy to delete videos? I was going to read the comments on her latest video where they asked for advice on doctors and meals, but it's gone.
 
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