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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • August-September 2024

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  • October-November 2024

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  • December 2024

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  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 16.6%

  • Sometime in 2026

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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EvilDroid64 said:
Mayonnaise is mainly eggs and oil, so there's really not much wrong with using it instead of eggs and oil in a cake. There is something wrong with using all that butter on a cake that small, and there's something really wrong with eating a heaping tablespoon of mayonnaise straight from the jar.
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It's sort of like when people make their own barbecue sauce and pride themselves on not just using ketchup as an ingredient when they use tomato paste, sugar and vinegar instead. Same stuff, bitch.
 
AnOminous said:
It's sort of like when people make their own barbecue sauce and pride themselves on not just using ketchup as an ingredient when they use tomato paste, sugar and vinegar instead. Same stuff, bitch.
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I still think it's dumb as shit to advertise it if you sell it like Jack does, since it sounds better when you just note the components.
 
Adamska said:
I still think it's dumb as shit to advertise it if you sell it like Jack does, since it sounds better when you just note the components.
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Even Sweet Baby Ray's does. Most homemade just uses ketchup. And if you just use the components, it doesn't change the taste much unless you're changing them somewhat, like using apple cider vinegar or higher grade tomato paste. I also like substituting things like black molasses for a bit of bitterness.

Ketchup is perfectly fine, though, even Heinz or store brand. It's just ketchup.
 
Dave Meltzer said:
Jack is excited for 0 net carbs bread. "You know it is selling out fast when people are jacking it on the internet." Such a way with words.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=87Vb9nJq7y0
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I honestly think this is Jack's best video of recent memory. Don't get me wrong it still sucks, but it's at least an interesting product that I was unaware of and as a supporter of true Keto (not Jack Keto) want to learn about. And that Jack says it "tastes like bread" means it's appearently neutral tasting which is the appeal of sliced bread.

But why does it suck? Jack doesn't bother to list the ingredients. How that bread is 0 Net Carbs mystifies me as even the least carbohydrated nuts tend to have a few grams of carbs. So I'm guessing it's some weird hybrid of Coconut Flour and Whey Protein.

What also annoys me is that Jack doesn't bother to toast the damn bread, is this a bread that can be the basis for Toast or a carb friendly Grilled Cheese Sandwhich? Viewer doesn't know because Jack is so lazy.
 
Cardenio said:
I honestly think this is Jack's best video of recent memory. Don't get me wrong it still sucks, but it's at least an interesting product that I was unaware of and as a supporter of true Keto (not Jack Keto) want to learn about. And that Jack says it "tastes like bread" means it's appearently neutral tasting which is the appeal of sliced bread.

But why does it suck? Jack doesn't bother to list the ingredients. How that bread is 0 Net Carbs mystifies me as even the least carbohydrated nuts tend to have a few grams of carbs. So I'm guessing it's some weird hybrid of Coconut Flour and Whey Protein.

What also annoys me is that Jack doesn't bother to toast the damn bread, is this a bread that can be the basis for Toast or a carb friendly Grilled Cheese Sandwhich? Viewer doesn't know because Jack is so lazy.
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Because it's a made up thing by manufacturers. They take the fast acting blood sugar part of the ingredients and subtract it from the slow acting/non-acting ingredients to come up with the "zero net carbs". It still has carbs in it.

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Jack weighs “less than [he] used to,” according to Jack.

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I really think instead of going keto, he should focus on eating stuff that's healthy and not processed. I think some homemade, real bread would be healthier than eating a heavily processed, carb free load filled with chemicals and god knows what.

I'm gluten intolerant and I frequently tend to eat a lot more due to the lack of filling grains in my diet, I can imagine if you're keto it's a similar thing, and you have to choose your calories wisely that fill you up. Like you have to eat lots of meat to fill up. I feel like because of the lack of real whole grains he is just eating a ton of empty calories in order to try and fill a void. Unless you're diabetic/gluten intolerant, or know what you're doing, keto isn't the best idea.
 
pineapplepizza said:
I really think instead of going keto, he should focus on eating stuff that's healthy and not processed. I think some homemade, real bread would be healthier than eating a heavily processed, carb free load filled with chemicals and god knows what.

I'm gluten intolerant and I frequently tend to eat a lot more due to the lack of filling grains in my diet, I can imagine if you're keto it's a similar thing, and you have to choose your calories wisely that fill you up. Like you have to eat lots of meat to fill up. I feel like because of the lack of real whole grains he is just eating a ton of empty calories in order to try and fill a void. Unless you're diabetic/gluten intolerant, or know what you're doing, keto isn't the best idea.
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Honestly, I think Paleo would be a safer option. It has the meat that the wendigo craves, and it omits the processed foods that will inevitably kill Jack.
 
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