Obscure Laughingstocks - Lolcows without substantial online presence.

[formershroomeryuser]

So the other day I went to a friends house who happens to be a homosexual male and noticed he had redecorated his dining room with some expensive Japanese furniture. It was quite exquisite and I immediately said to him "this looks like something a lot of people will enjoy." Despite the really bad ass Japanese interior decorations that made the room look so artful and must have cost a fortune it was actually not what I was complimenting him about. The set up looked quite expensive and "ancient art deco" if you will. Quite well redecorated.

What I actually meant though when I said "this looks like the sort of thing a lot of people will enjoy!" was the anal pleasure he will provide to men since he is a homosexual male. He of course knew exactly what I meant and agreed with me immediately and said "yes people will very much enjoy it. Many men have already."

Then we both changed the conversation about how things were going at his job. Sometimes when talking to homosexual men it is of a simple nature to compliment them on their homosexuality but in a subtle way so that other guests nearby will not be offended by a conversation involving their sexual exploits but the person will still appreciate the compliment. There is a time for the finer side of conversation, for example when the new decorations of exquisite value are out then later for the more bedside manner type conversations where the homosexual men will discuss the pounding they will trade between each other in each others anuses.

Quite real talk I will say.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Josh reeves
http://www.theglobalreality.com/
ABOUT

Josh Reeves is a Dallas, Texas-based researcher, filmmaker, musician, and radio talk show host.
Josh essentially began his research career in his third-grade year looking into mysteries such as UFOs and the Bermuda Triangle. This journey continued into his teenage years in the 1990′s with the JFK Assassination and learning of government crimes from reading “Crossfire,” by Jim Marrs, which led him to start investigating black operations and secret societies.
Josh gives his commentary and original point of view on news and currents events as well as information about Chemtrails, Secret/Ancient Societies, Bloodlines, Hidden Technology, Freemasons, and the overall plan of “The Global Elite.”
Josh has interviewed people such as Peter Dale Scott, David Icke, Eustace Mullins, Michael Tsarion, Chris Everard, and Jim Marrs.
Josh has made several documentaries and mini-docs, from his first film, “9-11 New World Rising,” released in 2007, to his latest film, “The Lost Secrets of Ancient America, Volume 1.”
Through radio, videos, films, and even music, Josh Reeves presents his restless effort of research into matters concerning government/corporate corruptions, occult/esoteric philosophies, mass media propaganda (even via alternative media), social engineering, hidden technologies, ancient mysteries, religious/spiritual manipulations, and more.
The Global Reality isn’t corporate media, or even mainline “alternative” media, but independent media (YOUR MEDIA) in its truest sense. Support the information you need to know, that “they” dare not want you to know.
this

Now let me explain this fail cow.
Josh reeves has been around for over 20 years
and has done every form of media, from radio to movies and even a never ending podcast,
Were talking over 2000 hours of live podcasts.
Here's a list of
DOCUMENTARIES
As a documentary film maker, Josh Reeves leaps beyond the limited bounds of broadcast radio to further present information of government corruption, conspiracy cover-ups, social and political divide-and-conquer tactics, mass-media deception, and global manipulation of the “priest-class.”
Reeves’ films are designed to present information in an objective manner, stimulating logical observations and constructive discussions, in order to ignite within the individual, the awareness of paradigms that obstruct their progress of prosperity, humanity, and spirituality.

• The Secret Right Series
  • The Secret Right, Volume 1
  • The Secret Right, Volume 1.5
  • The Secret Right, Volume 2 (First Hour Trailer)
  • The Secret Right, Volume 2 (Second Hour Trailer)
  • The Secret Right, Volume 2 (Final Hour Trailer)
  • The Secret Right, Volume 2 (Purchase Full Movie)
• Reality of Illusion Series
  
  • Part 1: The Pineal Gland
  • Part 2: Norway’s Mysterious “Spiral Sumerian Stargate”
  • Part 3: Operation Haitiquake
  • Part 4: Julian Assange, The White Brotherhood, and the Nazis
  • Part 5: Secrets of the Sun
• 911 New World Rising (Final Director’s Cut)
• William Shatner Witnessed Hoax Tech Before Apollo Moon Mission
• Josh Reeves Special Report: Norway Massacre, Winehouse, Templar Cartel

Now I could go on further,
But you can see are boy has been busy a brand from the ground up.

One look at his youtube will show you all you need to know about him.

Imagine spending over two decades and failing at everything you try.
Thats josh reeves summed up.

 

[kadoink]

I submit, Dale Rawlings.

His twitter

Dale Rawlings (@Jesus2016comic) | Twitter

The latest Tweets from Dale Rawlings (@Jesus2016comic). I am an illustrator for hire. I also make comics. One is a political satire called Jesus 2016. Member of DC Conspiracy, a comics creator collective in DC. Washington, DC

twitter.com

His etsy shop:

Comics and illustration prints by RawDale on Etsy

Find the perfect handmade gift, vintage & on-trend clothes, unique jewelry, and more… lots more.

www.etsy.com

Washington DC comic artist who does political comics(guess how funny they are) and is a milquetoast fox news hating twitter sperg who lives all the talking points we're all used too. Wouldn't recommend reading too many of his braindead tweets though, hes just echoing the same braindead shit we've been hearing for years.

Heres his latest gem he posted after the weekend shootings.

 

[Zhoban]

This is Sarah Braasch, a PhD candidate at Yale, who made the headlines last year for calling the cops on a fellow black student for sleeping in the lounge area on her floor.

It seemed like a flash in the pan for the #LivingWhileBlack epidemic, but as time has shown, the reason she called the cops repeatedly on black students wasn't because she is racist, but because she is a lunatic. Ever since the incident, she has spent literally every waking moment tweeting about it and how she plans on getting back at the student, the police, Yale, the New York Times and everyone else.

To date, she has uploaded literally 40 YouTube videos about the incident and how she is such a victim because she is a disabled middle-aged woman who was supposed to have that Yale floor all to herself. The funny thing is that if you Twitter search her name for the latest news, she is literally the only person talking about the incident, as of the last several months.

24/7 rambling, incoherent and insane Twitter feed

Obsessive YouTube channel

GoFundMe for suing everyone and their dog

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

This one may have already been done (I'm not completely sure) But in any case I'm going to lay everything I have out on this person so we can laugh together.

I give you ☀♠Fox♠☀ otherwise known as @Cascadianpoppy on Twitter (a self proclaimed #QueenofSpades)

Spoiler: Twitter handle + pic

She first came into a larger audience when she posted about how she was going to disown her father because he supports Donald Trump (and muh white nationalism)

Spoiler: Tweets

Even Count Dankula responded to this shit

She already went into DFE a little over a month ago so there are only bits and pieces out there but some things became painfully obvious:

1) she considers herself a sex slave exclusive to a man only known as "MasterKain"

2) her body can only be used by black men

3) she is a rabid feminist, her dad of course is part of the patriarchy but of course her being a slave to a man is "her choice"

Spoiler: Paper work & her "master"

"It's official I've become irony incarnate"

And 4) she believes providing sex to black men exclusively is some form of reparations

Spoiler: Yo reparations paid bitch

Here are some other things I found:

Spoiler: Some of her tweets

Tweets about her anxiety and depression

Tweets responding to her backlash of disowning her father

Spoiler: Photos of her in bondage gear 🤢

Someone mentioned that on her chest could be Syphilis but I'm not 100% on that I'm not a medfag

Spoiler: Close up of her "QoS" Tattoo

And last but not least I found a lewd photo of her sucking her prized BBC
WARNING

Spoiler: NSFL

And there is an honorable mention of her "supporting" some type of podcast... I can only imagine what kind of "support" she was lending

Spoiler: "Supporter"

Edit: another honorable mention

Spoiler: Reparations paid Bytch

From:

Old Tweets: yxng_god69 (bru)

tweettunnel.com

Shit is some of the most hilarious unironic shit

Archive:

Old Tweets: yxng_god69 (‼️🤴🏾King of Whiteboys🤴🏾‼️)

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Edit II: I'm very surprised at how many articles I have found from random sites that love pulling a tweet from Fox. You'd think they would research who they are quoting from but I can't decide what's more disturbing wether they didn't look into who they were quoting or they did and it's secretly what these people want for the future... A black Dom master to spank then.

Spoiler: Article mentions

Her comment on Logan Paul

From: https://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/logan-paul-white-privilege-154832/

Archive: https://archive.li/d8d5H

Her quote on Beetlejuice

From: https://www.altpress.com/news/beetlejuice-tonys-red-carpet-look/

Archive: https://archive.li/kmqGL

Article name "future of Europe is civil war"


From: https://republicstandard.com/the-future-of-europe-is-civil-war/

Archive: https://archive.li/FdEUD

My only regret in all of this is that the farms didn't have the opportunity to archive all of the tard cum before someone Spooked this cow

Finally here is an almost unintelligible site (at least for my mobile) but some of the comments have quotes of her posts and the comments are pretty based and funny

Every XO'er's future daughter, in three tweets | AutoAdmit.com

www.xoxohth.com

Archive: https://archive.li/JDu5z

Edit found another pic of her "QoS" tat finished

 

[Recoil]

I can't even begin, @Even Odder
I don't know what to say here.

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

I can't even begin, @Even Odder
I don't know what to say here.

I'm about to edit again... I've found more. Alot more

 

[ManateeHunter]

This one may have already been done (I'm not completely sure) But in any case I'm going to lay everything I have out on this person so we can laugh together.

I give you ☀♠Fox♠☀ otherwise known as @Cascadianpoppy on Twitter (a self proclaimed #QueenofSpades)

Spoiler: Twitter handle + pic

View attachment 897047
View attachment 897048

She first came into a larger audience when she posted about how she was going to disown her father because he supports Donald Trump (and muh white nationalism)

Spoiler: Tweets

View attachment 897060
Even Count Dankula responded to this shit
View attachment 897066

She already went into DFE a little over a month ago so there are only bits and pieces out there but some things became painfully obvious:

1) she considers herself a sex slave exclusive to a man only known as "MasterKain"

2) her body can only be used by black men

3) she is a rabid feminist, her dad of course is part of the patriarchy but of course her being a slave to a man is "her choice"

Spoiler: Paper work & her "master"

"It's official I've become irony incarnate"
View attachment 897069

View attachment 897073

And 4) she believes providing sex to black men exclusively is some form of reparations

Spoiler: Yo reparations paid bitch

View attachment 897078

Here are some other things I found:

Spoiler: Some of her tweets

Tweets about her anxiety and depression
View attachment 897080
Tweets responding to her backlash of disowning her father
View attachment 897084

Spoiler: Photos of her in bondage gear 🤢

View attachment 897090
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View attachment 897094
Someone mentioned that on her chest could be Syphilis but I'm not 100% on that I'm not a medfag

Spoiler: Close up of her "QoS" Tattoo

View attachment 897095

And last but not least I found a lewd photo of her sucking her prized BBC
WARNING

Spoiler: NSFL

View attachment 897099

And there is an honorable mention of her "supporting" some type of podcast... I can only imagine what kind of "support" she was lending

Spoiler: "Supporter"

View attachment 897103

View attachment 897104

Edit: another honorable mention

Spoiler: Reparations paid Bytch

View attachment 897126
From:

Old Tweets: yxng_god69 (bru)

tweettunnel.com

Shit is some of the most hilarious unironic shit

Archive:

Old Tweets: yxng_god69 (‼️🤴🏾King of Whiteboys🤴🏾‼️)

archived 18 Aug 2019 21:49:49 UTC

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I didn't know you guys also had the kinds of people who think rolling over and renting their everything to other ethnicities somehow counts as "reparations". But damn, dat BBC…

 

[DavidFerrie]

This one may have already been done (I'm not completely sure) But in any case I'm going to lay everything I have out on this person so we can laugh together.

I give you ☀♠Fox♠☀ otherwise known as @Cascadianpoppy on Twitter (a self proclaimed #QueenofSpades)

Spoiler: Twitter handle + pic

View attachment 897047
View attachment 897048

She first came into a larger audience when she posted about how she was going to disown her father because he supports Donald Trump (and muh white nationalism)

Spoiler: Tweets

View attachment 897060
Even Count Dankula responded to this shit
View attachment 897066

She already went into DFE a little over a month ago so there are only bits and pieces out there but some things became painfully obvious:

1) she considers herself a sex slave exclusive to a man only known as "MasterKain"

2) her body can only be used by black men

3) she is a rabid feminist, her dad of course is part of the patriarchy but of course her being a slave to a man is "her choice"

Spoiler: Paper work & her "master"

"It's official I've become irony incarnate"
View attachment 897069

View attachment 897073

And 4) she believes providing sex to black men exclusively is some form of reparations

Spoiler: Yo reparations paid bitch

View attachment 897078

Here are some other things I found:

Spoiler: Some of her tweets

Tweets about her anxiety and depression
View attachment 897080
Tweets responding to her backlash of disowning her father
View attachment 897084

Spoiler: Photos of her in bondage gear 🤢

View attachment 897090
View attachment 897091

View attachment 897092
View attachment 897093
View attachment 897094
Someone mentioned that on her chest could be Syphilis but I'm not 100% on that I'm not a medfag

Spoiler: Close up of her "QoS" Tattoo

View attachment 897095

And last but not least I found a lewd photo of her sucking her prized BBC
WARNING

Spoiler: NSFL

View attachment 897099

And there is an honorable mention of her "supporting" some type of podcast... I can only imagine what kind of "support" she was lending

Spoiler: "Supporter"

View attachment 897103

View attachment 897104

Edit: another honorable mention

Spoiler: Reparations paid Bytch

View attachment 897126
From:

Old Tweets: yxng_god69 (bru)

tweettunnel.com

Shit is some of the most hilarious unironic shit

Archive:

Old Tweets: yxng_god69 (‼️🤴🏾King of Whiteboys🤴🏾‼️)

archived 18 Aug 2019 21:49:49 UTC

archive.li

This is the worst case of Unresolved Daddy Issues I've ever seen.

 

[Recoil]

@Even Odder
From the log you posted:

At least one child in every household must be sacrificed to the lib god of ugliness and falsehood. Nowadays, if you manage to raise two children who make it to adulthood as happy, well-adjusted people, it is an absolute miracle.

There are a lot of gems in there, I advise a close read.
amazing stuff.

I can't imagine how much anxiety and self loathing people like this face when they finally start coming to reality on regular basis and looking back at their choices.

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

@Even Odder
From the log you posted:

At least one child in every household must be sacrificed to the lib god of ugliness and falsehood. Nowadays, if you manage to raise two children who make it to adulthood as happy, well-adjusted people, it is an absolute miracle.

There are a lot of gems in there, I advise a close read.
amazing stuff.

I can't imagine how much anxiety and self loathing people like this face when they finally start coming to reality on regular basis and looking back at their choices.

Exactly what I was thinking. Had to include that log because there are some definite winners in there. I need to track down who first mentioned this train wreck on here and give them some credit, I never would have heard of this chick if it werent for a kiwi on here

 

[whatever I feel like]

I don't know if he's a lolcow persay, but this Japanese guy's spent at least the last year recreating Tom and Jerry deformities in clay...

Taku Inoue (@inouetable) | Twitter

The latest Tweets from Taku Inoue (@inouetable). おもちゃ大好き。趣味で作ったりもします. 井上卓

twitter.com

 

[Chaos Theorist]

Has anyone posted Timothy Byrne yet?
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6hmTpW_SLMp1D3TchQN7zw

 

[Yarblob Jehoshaphat]

https://twitter.com/bobbyhickman/ (warning some nsfw)

Spoiler: recent twitter images

i know that bob hickman (god has entered into my body) has made appearances on this thread before but hes really going off the rails lately.

Dios ha entrado en mi cuerpo, como un ángel cuerpo

Dios ha entrado en mi cuerpo, como un cuerpo fantasma. mi mismo tamaño. Veo visiones de Jesús y canta. tener relaciones sexuales. el sexo. el sexo oral. tene...

www.youtube.com

God has come into my body, as a angelic body!

This is the story of bob hickman from indianapolos, indiana, who stands only 5 feet and 4 inches tall. God enter's into the body of bob hickman on Halloween ...

www.youtube.com

God entered Bob Hickman's body, as a Ghost-body

The purpose of this channel is to reveal what God did, and does to bob hickman. It was on halloween back in 1997 when God entered into my body, with one purp...

www.youtube.com

these are a few of his youtube channels. almost sure he has more. i enjoy watching his videos but they do make me question my own humanity.

 

[RH 003]

Found this woman the other day.

She identifies as being Native American (white and blue eyed from her pictures) and converted to Islam, wears a niqab, and is a feminist.

Tuscany Bernier's articles on The Tempest

thetempest.co

She's working very hard to maximize oppression points.

 

[ShiningBrightly]

my most recent favorite discovery

 

[Lunete]

This one may have already been done (I'm not completely sure) But in any case I'm going to lay everything I have out on this person so we can laugh together.

I give you ☀♠Fox♠☀ otherwise known as @Cascadianpoppy on Twitter (a self proclaimed #QueenofSpades)

Spoiler: Twitter handle + pic

View attachment 897047
View attachment 897048

She first came into a larger audience when she posted about how she was going to disown her father because he supports Donald Trump (and muh white nationalism)

Spoiler: Tweets

View attachment 897060
Even Count Dankula responded to this shit
View attachment 897066

She already went into DFE a little over a month ago so there are only bits and pieces out there but some things became painfully obvious:

1) she considers herself a sex slave exclusive to a man only known as "MasterKain"

2) her body can only be used by black men

3) she is a rabid feminist, her dad of course is part of the patriarchy but of course her being a slave to a man is "her choice"

Spoiler: Paper work & her "master"

"It's official I've become irony incarnate"
View attachment 897069

View attachment 897073

And 4) she believes providing sex to black men exclusively is some form of reparations

Spoiler: Yo reparations paid bitch

View attachment 897078

Here are some other things I found:

Spoiler: Some of her tweets

Tweets about her anxiety and depression
View attachment 897080
Tweets responding to her backlash of disowning her father
View attachment 897084

Spoiler: Photos of her in bondage gear 🤢

View attachment 897090
View attachment 897091

View attachment 897092
View attachment 897093
View attachment 897094
Someone mentioned that on her chest could be Syphilis but I'm not 100% on that I'm not a medfag

Spoiler: Close up of her "QoS" Tattoo

View attachment 897095

And last but not least I found a lewd photo of her sucking her prized BBC
WARNING

Spoiler: NSFL

View attachment 897099

And there is an honorable mention of her "supporting" some type of podcast... I can only imagine what kind of "support" she was lending

Spoiler: "Supporter"

View attachment 897103

View attachment 897104

Edit: another honorable mention

Spoiler: Reparations paid Bytch

View attachment 897126
From:

Old Tweets: yxng_god69 (bru)

tweettunnel.com

Shit is some of the most hilarious unironic shit

Archive:

Old Tweets: yxng_god69 (‼️🤴🏾King of Whiteboys🤴🏾‼️)

archived 18 Aug 2019 21:49:49 UTC

archive.li

Edit II: I'm very surprised at how many articles I have found from random sites that love pulling a tweet from Fox. You'd think they would research who they are quoting from but I can't decide what's more disturbing wether they didn't look into who they were quoting or they did and it's secretly what these people want for the future... A black Dom master to spank then.

Spoiler: Article mentions

Her comment on Logan Paul
View attachment 897290
From: https://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/logan-paul-white-privilege-154832/

Archive: https://archive.li/d8d5H

Her quote on Beetlejuice
View attachment 897291
From: https://www.altpress.com/news/beetlejuice-tonys-red-carpet-look/

Archive: https://archive.li/kmqGL

Article name "future of Europe is civil war"
View attachment 897292

From: https://republicstandard.com/the-future-of-europe-is-civil-war/

Archive: https://archive.li/FdEUD

My only regret in all of this is that the farms didn't have the opportunity to archive all of the tard cum before someone Spooked this cow

Finally here is an almost unintelligible site (at least for my mobile) but some of the comments have quotes of her posts and the comments are pretty based and funny

Every XO'er's future daughter, in three tweets | AutoAdmit.com

www.xoxohth.com

Archive: https://archive.li/JDu5z

Hopefully dad has another kid he can be proud of.

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

Hopefully dad has another kid he can be proud of.

Honestly I hope so too... I wanted to dig up her father's name just to send the nigga a gift basket to say "sorry your daughter is a Pozed P.O.S." but the closest I got was that in the screen shot she took of their conversation she used MS paint to swipe out his name (because of fucking course her own father is in there by first and last name)

Spoiler: Close up

 

[AnOminous]

Finally here is an almost unintelligible site (at least for my mobile) but some of the comments have quotes of her posts and the comments are pretty based and funny

Every XO'er's future daughter, in three tweets | AutoAdmit.com

www.xoxohth.com

Archive: https://archive.li/JDu5z

Oh, xoxohth. Anyone who complains about channers has never seen this abysmal shithole. Believe it or not, this site full of absolutely degenerate garbage is a "law school admissions board." No, really. People have been expelled from law school, arrested and I think even disbarred for shit that goes on there.

Honestly I hope so too... I wanted to dig up her father's name just to send the nigga a gift basket to say "sorry your daughter is a Pozed P.O.S." but the closest I got was that in the screen shot she took of their conversation she used MS paint to swipe out his name (because of fucking course her own father is in there by first and last name)

Spoiler: Close up

View attachment 920103

Looks like "Steve" to me.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Oh, xoxohth. Anyone who complains about channers has never seen this abysmal shithole. Believe it or not, this site full of absolutely degenerate garbage is a "law school admissions board." No, really. People have been expelled from law school, arrested and I think even disbarred for shit that goes on there.

*presses "Would you like to know more" *