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Says that women should love themselves because a man would kill to fuck them and give them babies, that their bodies are 'life factories' ect
we are entering the Marijan Zone and is scary
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Says that women should love themselves because a man would kill to fuck them and give them babies, that their bodies are 'life factories' ect
I actually prefer Marijan to Onion cause at least Marijan says it plainly compared to him. Onion does it manipulatively and prevents women from leaving or blaming him. They're both awful but at least someone will eventually beat the shit out of Marijan cause he doesnt hide it well.we are entering the Marijan Zone and is scary
^ This. He's also dropped 400 something places in the charts since his prime, which would explain why this matters so much to him. used to be one of the top 10 yters and now is in the 500 or something.This thread got buried. I was wondering if this guy ever made it to Cow status. From what I remembered, if there was a person to fall into it, it would be him.
He has roughly 4 channels. Each video can get something like $2 for every 1000 views. Assuming he has this many subscribers he has to make constant videos and hope they are watched to make money. He can do quite well, but the money shifts by ad seasons. Summer months have the least amount of ad revenue. I am not sure if he is endorsed by a company. That would increase his profitability. An article that outlines how much a youtuber can earn - http://www.quora.com/How-much-does-a-YouTuber-with-1-million-subscribers-earn-a-month
Onision: https://www.youtube.com/user/Onision - General Humor Videos - 1,442,468 Subscribers - 362,871,512 Views - Possible income earned over the life of the Channel - Possible income earned over the life of the Channel - $725,743.02 since Jan 29, 2006
Onision Speaks: https://www.youtube.com/user/OnisionSpeaks - Reserved for his opinions. It was the repository for many of his batshit tirades - 765,721 Subscribers - 138,173,043 Views - Possible income earned over the life of the Channel - $276,346.09 since Aug 11, 2009
UhOhBro: https://www.youtube.com/user/UhOhBro - "Fails, memes & a number of other laugh-inducing subjects." - 1,024,697 Subscribers - 307,628,782 Views - Possible income earned over the life of the Channel - $615,257.56 since May 27, 2012
Onision Archive: https://www.youtube.com/user/OnisionArchive - Archive Channel - 298,093 Subscribers - 34,920,977 Views - Possible income earned over the life of the Channel - $69,841.95 since Dec 3, 2008
Grand total over 9 years of work $1,687,188.62. Giving him a potential yearly income of $187,465.40.
If Onision seems a bit aggressive, these figures may be a reason. He is more than just a lolcow now, he is a cash cow. Assuming youtube can profit by advertising off him, of course. Otherwise he just wasted all that potential income.
^ This. He's also dropped 400 something places in the charts since his prime, which would explain why this matters so much to him. used to be one of the top 10 yters and now is in the 500 or something.
He's turning 30, I think. Like's to shoop his selfies and use filters to seem young
Well, now that he has his jailbait wife its more to impress his fans until he finds someone to cheat on her with. Though I suppose he'd probably do it with one of his fans, so I guess you're righth.H
Holy shit. I assume the filters are to help him attract barely legal ass?
See but the thing is he doesn't TRY to hide it. He's sick and WANTS that attention, and he's causing drama to get views, even if its by 'haters'. It doesnt matter to him if someone insults him as long as they're paying attention to him and he can make drama about itHe has to keep his crazy views(Onision Speaks) away from the other stations that make him money like the regular channel(Onision) and UhOhBro. These channels are there to make money.
Any drama with girls needs to end quick or else he loses his brand and reputation. That costs him money. He can only allow himself to be so out there before he loses cash.
For high end youtubers, this is more than just fun or attention; this is a livelihood. To possibly use his fans to hush his enemies up and keep his revenue coming in is a very cynical ploy.
Do you know if he has any endorsements?
Awright. Since I've been following this fucker's antics for a while, I'll post a recap.
1.) Onision leaves military bc "he didnt want to skin a rabbit", was actually due to freaking out and allegedly stripping naked in front of C.O. at this time, he's married to Skye, who left her job and went across the sea with him while he was in the military and was completely dependent on him
2.) He begins making YT videos, and submits tons of dumb shit to AFHV and Tosh.0.
3.) Tosh.0 reviews his "I'm a banana" video, Onion boy get's an ego boost and starts getting more and more controversial and creepy in his vids.
4.) Shiloh starts talking to him over his forums.
5.)He posts a video of him accidentally hitting a deer in his wifes car. It later turns out he was going to meet Shiloh (17 years old at the time) at a hotel.
6.) Skye files for divorce, and takes stuff with her when she leaves the house.
7.) Onion posts a hysterical video entitled "MY EX WIFE ROBBED ME" TL;DR Skye get's alimony and he's been attacking her for it ever since, to this day.
8.) He and Shiloh get together and break up quite a few times. Shiloh is a pathological liar, and that complicates things. TL;DR version is they fake a miscarraige for shiloh, and Onion records shiloh having a mental breakdown/amnesia/fit and then DOESN'T take her to the hospital. There are a few videos of him abusing her emotionally, and Shiloh claims he pushed her into a door while she was 'pregnant'.
9. He starts talking to a girl named Adrienne on his forums, this time Adrienne is HIS AGE so she won't put up with as much bullshit as the rest. TL;DR they meet up and he coerces her into sex within the first 5 minutes of being alone, then is a huge needy manipulative cunt, she leaves him. Adrienne befriends shiloh and tries to get her to stay away from Onion, who by this point Shiloh is dependent on (abusive relationships tend to do that.) Shiloh leaves to go find him anyways, and they get engaged a month after Onion and Adrienne break up. Then Shiloh and Onion break up again.
10.) An underaged fan named Taylor keeps tweeting him about how she'd like to marry him, finally he responds. He moves to new mexico until she finishes High School/ turns 18 and they get married without her parents knowledge. He renames her Lainey and gets her pregnant, they have a son but won't ever show photos/videos of him because 'death threats'. Onion generally tends to ignore Taylor unless she can provide something for the cameras.
11.) Onion used to give advice videos about things he's never experienced. Says that women should love themselves because a man would kill to fuck them and give them babies, that their bodies are 'life factories' ect. Says it can't be rape if a woman has had more than __ partners. Makes slurs against transgender people and anyone who isnt white. has done blackface in his videos. Makes manipulative abusive videos directed toward cutters and people who self harm. Shames anyone who isnt vegan. Attacks anyone who wants to have their child circumsized. Shames his own damn fans and then claims that he 'doesnt owe (his) success to' them. Blocks anyone and everyone who disagrees with him. Killed his pet turtle and makes 'comedy' videos of him shooting his wife. Anyone who criticizes his content is a 'hater' and 'it's just comedy, don't take it seriously.'
TL;DR: Abusive, Psychotic, Sociopathic, responds poorly to criticism, hates his own fans, tells them.
Yeah, but it's more than that. While I'm no doctor, my father was a sociopath, and I know sociopathy when I see it. He displays all the symptoms, and the bipolar episodes only contribute to that. He's actually super dangerous but knows how to play it off so that no one takes him seriously. IMO, "It's just comedy" is just to placate people into thinking he's not a threat.As someone with a family history of bipolar, I'm certain he has it. He acts exactly like an unmedicated person with bipolar. He's obviously manic in a lot of his videos; especially his "debate" videos. The manipulation, cheating, and unwarranted contempt are really indicative of someone who won't medicate/was never diagnosed/never learned how to deal with it.
Don't know who that is, but probably. He's fought with the likes of Cyr, Shane Dawson, Maxmoefoe, ect. Anyone who doesnt bend over backwards to suck his e-cock is subject to insults and drama.Didn't he have some run-in with Boogie2988 a few years ago? Onision seems like such a self-ridiculous douche
Better known as "Fat man who smashes Xboxes".Don't know who that is
I know that I'm necroing this thread, but there's been a pretty significant update.
Onision just released what may be the worst book ever, and is now bawwwing that people don't like it. Read the reviews here:
http://www.amazon.com/Stones-Abbigale-Onision/dp/0692418636/
TL;DR summary of book: James (the main character gary-sue) is a cynical rude hs student who meets flimsy paper girl Abbi, and it's just basically a fantasy of his perfect love-quest lived out in his book. James is/was his real middle name, btw.
He's not even attempting damage control, he's just insulting people. God, can he get any crazier? It's been years now.