💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[arthurdaley]

You guys need to be careful, from what I can tell...Jack is the new head chef at Popeyes. Just look at those juices...View attachment 908340

'Guys just a little tip. If your chicken is a little bloody, just put it in the microwave for a minute and it will be fine'.

Jack Scalfani

 

[Aaway]

Charles has been churning out OK content—comments enabled, by the way—over the past week and can’t get over the 500-view hump.

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And get a load of these metrics:

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I don’t know that any of this matters to Charles, who enjoys what he’s doing, but associating with Jack and playing by his rules has obviously impeded the growth of his channel.

Edited ’cause I don’t do grammar good.

looks like people who subbed for fishing got tired of "sushi wars" videos featuring jack the glutton so they unsubscribed

 

[Adamska]

looks like people who subbed for fishing got tired of "sushi wars" videos featuring jack the glutton so they unsubscribed

I will say that his food reviews aren't too bad when Jack ain't with him. This is because he's brief with them, shows the food clearly in a decent presentation (and what it looks like inside), and while still basic, he's better at describing how good the food is. You can tell they're just another part of the trip (his Maine videos do this with lobster). His fishing videos are fun because he tells you his set up, shows you toys that help with fishing, and explains why some fish suck to catch (he dislikes catching catfish because the saltwater ones tend to be mildly venomous and inedible).

Jack is a fucking anchor to him IMO since he just drags the energy down immensely and does dumb shit like film the parking lot.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

35:56: again brings up how he talked to google about allowing only members to comment on his videos and not anyone else

Reminds me of this

 

[Charlie Delicious]

"Greek yogurt has a dryness to it. It's a wet product but it's dry tasting. It's not as wet as regular yogurt." Oh boy. What are you on about?

It's called "thick" you fat fuck. It's thick.

 

[Zero fks to give]

So this just occurred to me; if he can bearly move his dead arm, how does he pray?

Or wipe his fat ass.

 

[The Last Stand]

So this just occurred to me; if he can bearly move his dead arm, how does he pray?

Or wipe his fat ass.

He either has somebody do it for him, or not at all.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

He either has somebody do it for him, or not at all.

Jack washes himself using the foil that encases a brick of margarine.

 

[EvilDroid64]

The videos are not being uploaded in the order they were recorded. He starts the most recent video by sperging out about the hat he's been wearing for a few videos now, and he has his wedding ring on. In his recent livestream, he's got that Tennessee Volunteers silicone ring.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Charles is online ranting about plastic, soft drinks, and septic tanks.

Edit/Update: The livestream has concluded. Tame stuff. If there was a mention of Jack, I didn’t happen to catch it.

 

[Zero fks to give]

a 50 something year old man should not be playing pokemon go. especially not while they wear minecraft snapbacks and superhero tees

He's starting to all the pedo boxes. Involved in the cult church kids stuff, exaggerated online perv concerns, children's video games, what grown ass man is playing Pokémon? Dresses like a kid to be relatable.

 

[Scented Candle]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=AxCSHWhKHrs
This video is shit. His videos have become completely worthless content.

Goes on a rant about too much sugar in food.
"It's 'Two Good' Greek Yogurt. Guarantees 2g of sugar in EVERY single greek yogurt!" The way his mushbrain phrased that makes it seem like sugar is a good thing and you're guaranteed at least 2g of it in every serving.
"I grabbed one of every flavor, and I'm not sure if I had every one of them, probably not because they make so many of them." Uh that sentence had 3 parts and each part contradicted the part before it.
"Greek yogurt has a dryness to it. It's a wet product but it's dry tasting. It's not as wet as regular yogurt." Oh boy. What are you on about?
"If you're looking for something to throw fruit in, this is the one." Yes I buy low sugar yogurt so I can throw sugar in it.
*Yogurt barely touches his tongue* MMMM!!!
"You might want to add a few drops of your artificial sweetener in." NO!
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My god it's almost normal looking here! Hand still looks like Eric the Midget's lobster claws but at least it's not completely useless.
"I was pouring out the water in the sink, there's water that collects at the top like sour cream. So I'm dumping the water and the whole thing fell out." You dummy, for one it's called whey and two just stir it up. It'll be good exercise for your bad arm.
"I thought it was too good to be true!" "Unbelievable! That's just Two Good!" This dude completely fell for the marketing.

"Greek yogurt has a dryness to it. It's a wet product but it's dry tasting. It's not as wet as regular yogurt."
"I was dumping out the water from the yogurt"

He drains the whey out of the yogurt instead of mixing it so he thinks its thick jesus fucking christ

 

[Aaway]

He's starting to ☑all the pedo boxes. Involved in the cult church kids stuff, exaggerated online perv concerns, children's video games, what grown ass man is playing Pokémon? Dresses like a kid to be relatable.

nah i don't think jack's a pedo. he's just a 50 something year old man who thinks he's still 20

 

[FemalePresident]

"Greek yogurt has a dryness to it. It's a wet product but it's dry tasting. It's not as wet as regular yogurt."
"I was dumping out the water from the yogurt"

He drains the whey out of the yogurt instead of mixing it so he thinks its thick jesus fucking christ

https://youtube.com/watch?v=AxCSHWhKHrs

Holy shit. Looks like half of his face is about to get paralyzed.

 

[JackDavis]

nah i don't think jack's a pedo. he's just a 50 something year old man who thinks he's still 20

I agree. I really doubt someone in his physical condition and on the same medications has any sort of sex drive whatsoever. He's like DSP still clinging onto his youth, wearing video game tshirts and children's hats. At least Jack has come to terms with his hair loss.

Holy shit. Looks like half of his face is about to get paralyzed.

Yeah I've noticed this too. He's got a little bit of the Jim Ross bells palsy thing going on here. He's not sounding too good and I think half of his body is deteriorating faster than the other half.

 

[captkrisma]

Yeah I've noticed this too. He's got a little bit of the Jim Ross bells palsy thing going on here. He's not sounding too good and I think half of his body is deteriorating faster than the other half.

Jack is the Great Value Jim Ross:

JR has a BBQ sauce that tastes ok. Jack...well...

JR is very verbose and descriptive. Jack thinks things "taste good".

JR worked his ass off to recover from Bells Palsy twice. Jack lazily drags his arm across things.

 

[EvilDroid64]

Jack is the Great Value Jim Ross:

JR has a BBQ sauce that tastes ok. Jack...well...

JR is very verbose and descriptive. Jack thinks things "taste good".

JR worked his ass off to recover from Bells Palsy twice. Jack lazily drags his arm across things.

JR is loved by millions, and few truly dislike him. Jack is hated by a sizable portion of his audience.

JR has always loved the Sooners and will always be a fan. Jack bandwagons teams around him and probably doesn't even follow the teams he claims to like.

JR is widely thought to be the greatest wrestling commentator of all time. Jack is widely thought to be the worst cook on YouTube.

 

[desudesu]

"Greek yogurt has a dryness to it. It's a wet product but it's dry tasting. It's not as wet as regular yogurt."

Everytime Jack uses the term "wet" to describe his food, it makes me physically shudder. I remember one other Kiwi picked it up and stated how it's so odd that Jack constantly uses "wet". "Meat is wet, chicken is wet" etc. Yuck.

 

[Lousy Cleaning Service]

speaking of Jim Ross, Jack posted some of his wedding photos on his instagram - cowboy wedding!

 

[Gladatha]

So Binging with Babish just released this video about pan pizza...

Please enjoy this direct, yet stark, comparison:

Jack buys his dough and sauce, doesn't let his dough rest, uses far too much dough (which he complains about), cuts his toppings so that they are ginormous, basically deep fries it in oil, it's obviously undercooked and wonders where he fucked it up.

To his credit he does make it again with smaller toppings and it seems slightly more successful.